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The 10 Creepiest Episodes of “Are You Afraid of the Dark?”
“Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society…”
Those words remain etched in the memory of anyone who grew up watching Nickelodeon in the ‘90s. Airing from 1990-1996 and 1999-2000 (a revival run) for 91 episodes, spooky anthology series Are You Afraid of the Dark? delivered chills and thrills to the younger horror fan. Every episode, a member of the Midnight Society would present a tale of terror to their fellow members gathered around a campfire in the woods, beginning with the aforementioned catchphrase that was initially conceived as a tip of the hat to Rod Serling and The Twilight Zone.
With a new three-episode miniseries poised to revive the Midnight Society once more on October 11th, we look back at 10 of the creepiest, most nightmare-inducing episodes!
The Tale of the Shiny Red Bicycle

Told by David, the 10th episode of season 2 is as eerie as it is tragic. As a teen, Mike still suffers night terrors about the fateful day 5 years prior when he failed to save his best friend Ricky, who slipped and fell to his death in the river below. First, he begins seeing Ricky’s red bicycle everywhere, followed by the haunting whispers of his name. Then he sees Ricky’s ghost, though everyone thinks he’s losing his grip. Ricky is haunting Mike in earnest, which is effectively spine-chilling, but it turns out this ghost has a far more benevolent reason for returning; a warning to prevent another tragedy.
The Tale of the Super Specs

For the most part, the Midnight Society’s tales ended on a happy note. That wasn’t the case in this season 1, episode 6 story. Borrowing from They Live, Gary tells the group a story about an aspiring magician named Weeds who drags his unwitting girlfriend along with him to a magic shop. He buys a magic dust and accidentally spills some on a pair of glasses, which the shop owner Sardo then talks him into buying as well. When his girlfriend puts them on, she (and the viewer) is startled to spot all figures in all black lurking in plain sight. Though, they disappear when she removes the glasses. The more she uses them, the more the figures appear, until it reaches a not so happy conclusion.
The Tale of the Ghastly Grinner

This fourth season episode, told by Betty Ann, sees an aspiring comic book artist accidentally unleash his villainous Ghastly Grinner, a sinister Joker-like character that turns others into cackling, mindless zombies that drool blue ooze. The teen has to learn confidence in his artistic abilities if he has any hope to thwart this manic enemy. It’s more lighthearted and favors irony (and a happy ending), but the imagery of both the Ghastly Grinner and his victims makes for some spine-tingling moments.
The Tale of the Midnight Madness

This second season, episode 2 story is also told by Gary, and revolves around an alternate version of Nosferatu. An old theater is in danger of closing, and the mysterious Dr. Vink comes to the rescue by presenting a unique film to screen; “Nosferatu the Demon Vampire.” Business turns around, but the two teens at the center of the story start noticing strange things, like bite marks on their fellow theater workers’ necks. Turns out, the creepy Count Orlock in the film is able to escape into the real world. And that door works both ways. It’s a cool concept, not unlike Demons 2, with one unnerving foe.
The Tale of the Water Demons

The moral of this season 4 episode is simply, don’t steal. Tucker tells the Midnight Society of a teen who got more than they bargained for when they steal an object from a former sea captain. An object that happens to be cursed. Every time the teen falls asleep, he’s tormented by the watery demons trying to track his location to reclaim what’s been stolen. When they find him in his waking life, it’s terrifying. Water is everywhere, and these water demons are not to be messed with. If the teen learns his lesson on stealing, maybe all isn’t lost.
The Tale of the Lonely Ghost

In episode 3 of the inaugural season, David tells the group of a girl who wants to fit in with her cousin so badly she agrees to spend the night alone in a haunted house. Of course, paranormal activity ensues. Taking it a step further, we find out just how dark this ghost’s origin is- in life this ghost was a deaf girl bullied so badly she died of starvation in her home while her mother was away tending to her sick husband. Bleak stuff. Luckily, it ends on an uplifting note, but what a doozy of a ghost story.
The Tale of the Frozen Ghost

Melissa Joan Hart stars in this season 2 tale, told by Kristen, of one seriously frightening ghost. Hart plays babysitter Daphne, who heads off with her spoiled ward to his aunt’s house in the country. Which happens to be haunted, naturally. The ghost itself is scary, with a frozen appearance reminiscent of Santi in The Devil’s Backbone, but the first-person perspective of the wind rushing though is a nice atmospheric touch.
The Tale of the Dollmaker

This season 3, episode 5 story by Betty Ann revolves around a dollhouse. For teen Melissa, she longs to reconnect with her old friend Susan when she visits her aunt and uncle. But Susan’s family have moved away after her strange disappearance. When Melissa finds a dollhouse in the attic that looks identical to Susan’s home, well, it gets trippy from there. It’s when she actually finds out what happened to Susan that the scares come in this episode.
The Tale of Laughing in the Dark
Midnight Society member Betty Ann gets it; clowns are creepy. In the second episode ever, a teen decides to prove his mettle by stealing the nose of Zeebo the Clown from a funhouse. Understandably, the clown wants it back. What makes this episode so freaky is that it bides its time showing Zeebo. You see his wafting cigar smoke, the footprint of his shoe, or even hear his laugh. Knowing that he’s lurking in the teen’s home unseen creates some seriously unsettling suspense.
The Tale of the Dead Man’s Float
This season 5 opener, which marked Midnight Society member Stig’s initiation, benefited from one fantastic creature design. When a pair of teens push to have a long-abandoned pool reopen, they soon discover the hard way why the pool was boarded up like a dark, dirty secret for 40 years. It’s a creepy water zombie haunting this particular pool, and the build-up of its appearance through Jaws-esque underwater shots as it hunts its victims enhances the fear. It’s one of the most menacing looking creatures to ever plague the Midnight Society bunch.
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Neon-Soaked Cult Classic ‘Vamp’ Starring Grace Jones Still Has Bite 40 Years Later
College kids, strippers and vampires—those were Donald P. Borchers’ only requirements when he approached Richard Wenk about writing and directing a movie for New World Pictures. As requested, Wenk cooked up Vamp (1986), a tailor-made blend of the decade’s teen movie craze as well as its horror boom.
Grim and earnest stories were still very much a part of the ’80s horror landscape, yet Vamp is something of a comedy. One difference between it and, say, Saturday the 14th, though, is the former avoids using schtick. Wenk’s movie proves that horror comedies also don’t have to subtract thrills from their recipes. Of course, it takes a minute before reaching that point; college antics and culture shocks preface this one macabre misadventure.
Vamp‘s initial setup is apt for a typical college-set, sex-driven comedy; to bribe their way into a fraternity house, two pledges (Chris Makepeace, Robert Rusler) go looking for some adult entertainment. Without wasting time on any further exposition, the characters embark on an all-in-one-night trip that quickly detours into terror.
To procure their elusive MacGuffin—a stripper willing to gyrate for some frat boys—Keith (Makepeace) and AJ (Rusler), plus a third wheel named Duncan (Gedee Watanabe), trade the safety of their remote college campus for the seediness of some unnamed city. The setting is recognizably L.A. by day, but as soon as night falls, downtown, along with the characters, slips into a kind of surreal universe. Director of photography Elliot Davis gave this early entry on his prolific résumé an unusual yet distinctive look; that Mario Bava-esque, magenta-green lighting is omnipresent, so much so that it’s almost its own character.

Chris Makepeace and Robert Rusler in Vamp
The faint comparisons to Martin Scorsese’s After Hours are merited, although not just because of Vamp’s distinguishing nighttime aesthetic. Save for the primary characters, the supporting roles in Wenk’s movie are also quite colorful and transactional in their behavior. The difference here, though, is the additional urge to ruin Keith and his friends at every turn. Some of that harm is humorous and tolerable enough, whereas the moment Vamp dishes out its first fatality, it’s abundantly clear how this movie qualifies as horror.
Vamp falls into that category of horror movie that reveals its genre with a scream rather than a series of whispers. The opening scene can function as a hint of what lies ahead—things are not at all what they appear to be—but otherwise, Wenk is more than happy to hold off on the horror. When that time does come, though, it catches the viewer off guard. In addition to the pure shock value is that sudden decision to upend the movie’s foremost feature. Or so it would seem.
If afraid of major spoilage, those new to Vamp would be wise to stop reading here. There’s just no skirting around the fact that the central fellowship in this buddy movie hits a serious snag when AJ is killed. That development causes the story to become more of a “long, bad night” journey for Keith and his romantic interest. So while Wenk scores points for subverting expectations, there is also a touch of sadness in his decision. Because if Vamp does anything well, it’s making the characters likable.
Something that comes easily to Vamp—and other teen horror movies from this same era—is its ability to invent young characters worth caring about, or at the very least, are interesting and not so immediately off-putting. More impressive is how Wenk did all this without actually fleshing out those characters. Still and all, Keith and his kind are a grade above cookie-cutter, and in some cases, aren’t completely devoid of growth.

Grace Jones in Vamp
Vamp appeals with an assorted cast of characters. No two are the same, nor are they operating on the same wavelength. The cinematically extroverted AJ, whose actor conveyed charm and vulnerability in near equal amounts, comes alive when he’s at his most undead. Makepeace then makes the chronically cautious Keith a sympathetic fellow, even as he’s more and more affected by the night’s bizarre events. Meanwhile, Duncan is indeed the designated loser of the whole bunch, but Watanabe still manages to humanize him. As a bonus, the role didn’t require him to pull a Long Duk Dong.
As for Dedee Pfeiffer, she is plain adorable as the mysterious After Dark server nicknamed “Amaretto”. She spends all night fixing her dress strap while at the same time trying to get Keith to remember how he knows her. As their offbeat romance grows, it becomes another highlight of this movie. Whether or not Pfeiffer’s character is really a vampire also creates some welcome tension in the story.
Like a lot of its contemporaries, Vamp went on to become a bit of a cult classic. That current status is determined by several factors, but without a doubt, the casting of Grace Jones is the most considerable. The image of her writhing on that unique-looking chair, a Keith Haring original, springs to mind whenever this movie is brought up.

Chris Makepeace, Billy Drago and Paunita Nichols in Vamp
Prior to that first display of unequivocal horror, local vampire queen Katrina (Jones) took to the stage and delivered a strip show like no other. One would expect nothing less from that renowned model and performance artist. By now reports of Jones’ tardiness on set are no secret, yet it’s also hard to deny her commitment to the part of Katrina. It was, in fact, Jones who took charge of her character’s appearance—on top of Haring painting her body and that now-iconic chair, she had Andy Warhol handle her costuming. And not too many actors could seize a room’s attention without saying a single line of dialogue.
In 2022, Vamp received a retrospective novelization from Encyclopocalypse. This literary union of preexisting source material—Wenk’s original screenplay—and new ideas from author Christian Francis amounts to a more comprehensive visit to the After Dark Club. The basic story there is no different than what’s shown on screen; however, Francis gets creative with the characters’ origins and designs, and he enhances a number of key scenes.
The novelization expands on the urban and social decay of the main setting, and supplies a background for the After Dark Club. Sandy Baron’s character, Katrina’s emcee and familiar, is given ample motivation for sticking around; up until the fiery end, he is loyal to his friend and former business partner “Squeak”, who looks like he was “fed through a combine harvester, and left as nothing more than a heap of mangled remains”. Then there is Billy Drago’s character Snow, the leader of a street gang called The Dragons. His reason for menacing Keith and AJ is more altruistic than in the movie; he and his peers act tough to scare off any potential food for the vampires.

Lisa Lyon in Vamp
If not for all the backstories, Francis’ Vamp would be a hell of a lot shorter. Instead, this tie-in read dives into how AJ met Keith—the orphaned Anthony Joseph hailed from a broken home back in Brooklyn—and how their friendship flourished over the years. Keith’s archership is no longer just an assumed part of his entire being; it’s a confidence-building extracurricular for a boy who got picked on before coming into the protection of the new kid in town. These supplemental, in-depth looks at the protagonists, plus their close connection, are maybe unnecessary. The movie already did a fair and concise job of addressing their platonic intimacy without the need for flashbacks and insights, specifically in that scene where AJ lays it all out as he sacrifices himself.
Where the novelization gets off course is its approach to the minor characters. Intermittently backstorying the likes of Katrina’s indentured servants, Seko (Leila Hee Olsen) and Vlad (Brad Logan), ends up disturbing the flow of the writing. Was it absolutely essential that readers know Vlad was the Grand Duke of the House of Romanov, or how Snow’s accomplice Maven (Paunita Nichols) became so dentally challenged? No, not really. However, one’s mileage with these random biographies may vary.
The novelization is a more substantial experience, but for a movie like Vamp, less is more. And as plentiful as they are, it never simply coasts on its campy charms, either. The character work sits comfortably in that realm between cursory and meticulous, the script is sharper than first realized, and Greg Cannom’s vampire makeup is straightforward yet effective. Most of all, the movie didn’t squander its out-of-the-box concept. Richard Wenk made his vision of a “comic nightmare in which just about anything that can go wrong does” come true, and it is very enjoyable.


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