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Hidden Holiday Horror Favorite: Paco Plaza’s ‘A Christmas Tale’

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Before horror director Paco Plaza made a name for himself on an international scale with the first three entries in the beloved [REC] franchise and Netflix’s Veronica, he married an Amblin-esque kids story with yuletide terror in the made-for-TV movie A Christmas Tale. Because it aired in native Spain on network television and received a minor DVD release as part of a collection stateside, A Christmas Tale remains one of the more hidden holiday gems. For those looking for something outside of the norm, albeit with an ‘80s nostalgic spin, it’s worth seeking out.

The plot revolves around five twelve-year-old friends in 1985; Koldo (Christian Casas), Peti (Roger Babià), Tito (Pau Poch[REC] 2), Eugenio (Daniel Casadellà) and Moni (Ivana BaqueroPan’s Labyrinth). They spend their days biking around their small coastal town, hanging out in clubhouses, and obsessing over a B-horror movie titled Zombie Invasion– clips of which open the film and are interspersed throughout, adding both context and fun to the overarching narrative. The gang’s usual routine is interrupted when Moni comes across a pit in the woods, with an unconscious woman dressed as Santa Claus at the bottom. The kids split up; three remain at the pit to help the woman out of the hole while two bike to the police station for aid.

While there and being ignored by the front desk, the kids snatch an incoming fax that reveals the mysterious woman to be Rebeca Expósito (Maru Valdivielso, Veronica), a dangerous criminal wanted for theft of $2 million. They return and exert a majority vote to keep the woman in the pit until she splits the stolen loot with them.

The ‘80s setting means there’s a lot of nostalgia at play here, from the kids’ bedroom décor to Tito’s extreme obsession with The Karate Kid and the morality tale underpinnings that hearken back to ABC’s After School Special movies. A Christmas Tale can be seen as a precursor to Stranger Things in many ways, though with a much, much darker edge. Save for Moni, the sole female of the group, these kids are vicious toward their captive. Rebeca’s fall into the hole left her battered and bruised, and many of the boys make it worse with the way they ruthlessly pelt her with food- including full soda cans. Her attempts to climb up the hole with busted knee caps make for some cringe-worthy moments of horror. The careless way they treat Rebeca, regardless of her criminal background, racks up a severe debt with karma. It’s only a matter of how and when.

It’s the how of it that provides the biggest surprise; Plaza both embraces and subverts expectations, offering up grisly surprises while ultimately delivering a satisfying end to the story. It helps that for all the morally wrong choices made, all characters are ultimately sympathetic. Even the most rotten of the gang still feel like children, like they don’t fully understand the ramifications of their actions. Rebeca may be a wanted criminal, but you can’t help but feel bad for what she endures, too. As for the holiday motif, the iconography might be pretty limited, but Plaza does offer up a refreshing take on the naughty and nice theme.

Plaza’s a lifelong horror fan, and A Christmas Tale feels very much like his love letter to horror and his discovery of it from a young age. He specifically sought out Valdivielso for the part of Rebeca as a fan of the actress’s work, and she later appeared in his possession horror, Veronica. Pau Poch, who played The Karate Kid-obsessed Tito, played a prominent role in [REC] 2– as the teen that becomes infected and offers up new exposition on the series’ unique mythology. The character’s name? Tito. A fun nod. 

A Christmas Tale initially aired as part of the Películas para no Dormir series, a modern attempt to revive popular Spanish series Historias para no Dormir from the ‘60s. The entire six-film series is worth checking out- either through the 6 Films to Keep You Awake DVD collection or separately on Tubi, where its currently streaming.

For holiday cheer with a mean horror twist, add this hidden holiday gem to your watchlist.

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Co-Host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon and SeriesFest.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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