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Love Bites: Revisiting Nicolas Cage’s First Brush With Horror in ‘Vampire’s Kiss’

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Nicolas Cage is in the midst of a sort of horror renaissance. Not that the prolific actor ever strayed far from any particular genre, churning out multiple films a year that run the gamut, but it’s in horror that he’s received praise and reappraisal thanks to films like Mandy and Color Out of Space. With recent announcements of Wally’s Wonderland, where he’ll take on demonic animatronics, his work in horror doesn’t appear to be slowing down. For all of the grandeur performances the actor has delivered in his career, his turn as Peter Loew in Vampire’s Kiss doesn’t get near as much consideration as it should. If you were to meet somewhere at the intersection of American Psycho and Martin, you’d likely find this cult gem.

Cage’s Peter Loew is a New York City literary agent. Like American Psycho’s Patrick Bateman, Loew is the epitome of ‘80s yuppie narcissism and greed, one that treats sexual partners like disposable playthings. He works all day and picks up lovers at the club by night, but spends a few hours on the weekend scaring his psychiatrist with terrifying confessions of his mental state. Like how a bat that found its way into his apartment turned him on, not the attractive woman he’d brought home. 

When Loew meets Rachel (Jennifer Beals), their tryst turns into something more bizarre when she reveals her vampire fangs and bites him. It sparks a downward spiral for Loew, who believes himself to be becoming a vampire. He wears sunglasses to avoid the sun. He can’t see himself in the mirror. He hallucinates. He even buys novelty vampire fangs to compensate for his lack of developed teeth. Then there’s Rachel, his vampire master that seduces and taunts him throughout the story. Loew was an eccentric before his tryst with her, but after he’s become a madman. It’s his poor assistant Alva (Maria Conchita Alonso) that suffers for it the most.

Vampire’s Kiss, thanks to Cage’s eccentric performance, has provided a significant source of memes, but the truth is that it’s his performance that makes the film work. The actor has compared his acting style to that of old Hollywood troubadours with larger-than-life presentations. Cage certainly has delivered grandeur characters over his robust career, but according to the actor on the DVD’s commentary track, Peter Loew marks one of his favorite roles of all time. Vampire’s Kiss is a character study; its narrative unfurls slowly to unfold a slow deterioration of a man so empty and lonely he’s driven to vampire obsessed madness. The story demands a magnetic lead.

Just coming off his success with Moonlight, Cage’s reps begged him not to take the role of Loew. He bowed out, the part was given to Judd Nelson, and then Cage changed his mind. He couldn’t shake the character and asked to come back. Fortuitous events lined up, and thus Cage was reinstated for the part.

As for lines, Cage never deterred from Joseph Minion’s script. What he did do, though, was bring an eccentric physicality to the character. The dance club scene in the third act that sees him on the prowl for prey? His strange movements are directly inspired by Count Orlok in Nosferatu and German expressionist horror. The weird, yuppie voice for the character? He was aiming for a distinct, continental sound that he felt was befitting of this NYC literary agent character, much to the worry of producers. 

The only real ad-lib or off-script moment Cage brought to the character was the infamous eating of the cockroach. The script called for Loew to suck on a raw egg, but Cage felt eating the bug would add shock value. Cage really did eat cockroaches for the scene. Director Bierman wanted a second take; therefore, a second bug getting chomped. I have a hunch this is one scene that doesn’t feature much acting.

Though Bierman and Cage knew precisely the type of film they were making, a profoundly dark psychological comedy, the distributor didn’t get it. Scenes were trimmed, marketing was weak, and Vampire’s Kiss flopped hard upon its theatrical release. Cage was well on his way to stardom, so the film didn’t hurt his career. Over the years, it did amass a cult following, and Cage’s over-the-top performance alone provided an endless source for entertainment.

Peter Loew deserves to be in the same conversation with Patrick Bateman. Both narcissistic NYC yuppies with eccentric behaviors and distinct ways of speaking, and both mentally deteriorating to the point of homicide- imagined and real. Both characters feature tremendously committed performances behind them, too, though Cage takes risks to an extreme – much to our enjoyment. 

Loew is a character that’s unlikable from the start. We’re not meant to like him, but it’s Cage’s unique choices that provide access to the character. Loew is an awful person, especially for his cruelty of Alva. Still, the physicality and strangeness of Cage’s performance make it easier to wrap our heads around the character’s unhinged mental state. Cage’s current horror slate offers up fantastic roles garnering praise, but Vampire’s Kiss shows that always should’ve been the case.

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Co-Host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon and SeriesFest.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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