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Stay Home, Watch Horror: 5 Anthologies to Stream This Week

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In the age of streaming, where endless streaming services put countless horror titles at your fingertips, choosing what to watch can be overwhelming. That’s the entire point behind this weekly column; to prevent the hours of browsing and make selections easier. And it’s also a significant part of the horror anthology’s charm.

When you can’t decide what to watch, a horror anthology offers a collection of bite-sized moments of terror. There’s a creative freedom to the anthology; they’re not tethered to one central narrative, style, tone, or even voice. Some collections unite multiple filmmakers, each taking on a segment. Some employ a single director for cohesion. Even the framework in which the film weaves its tales varies, whether by conventional wraparound or a complete remix.

This week is dedicated to the horror anthology and the fantastic, easily digestible way they serve up various ghoulish tricks and treats. From seminal classics to more modern fare, these five horror anthologies are all available to stream now.


Tales from the Darkside: The Movie – Pluto TV

Based on the TV anthology series of the same name, this movie also has ties to one of horror’s most beloved anthologies, Creepshow (currently on Shudder). Not only was it directed by Creepshow composer and first assistant director John Harrison, but the second segment titled “Cat from Hell” was initially slated for Creepshow 2. In this movie, the three segments tell of mummies, killer cats, and gargoyles, connected by a wraparound that features Deborah Harry (Videodrome) as a modern witch looking to cook up a young boy for her dinner party. The cast is stacked, the stories are all great, and the movie celebrated its 30th anniversary this summer.


Three…Extremes – Prime Video, Pluto TV

As far as anthologies go, few manage to have as apt a title as this one. There are three vignettes, and they lean into the extreme side of horror. Directed by Hong Kong director Fruit Chan, South Korean director Park Chan-wook, and Japanese director Takashi Miike, Three…Extremes kicks off with a gruesome bang thanks to the secret ingredient in “Dumplings.” “Cut” takes a while to unveil its visceral answer to betrayal, and “Box” offers a surreal story of revenge in the way only Miike can tackle. It’s a delightfully creepy anthology, not for the squeamish.


Ghost Stories – Hulu

Written and directed by Jeremy Dyson and Andy Nyman, based on their 2010 stage play, Ghost Stories challenges the traditional anthology’s boundaries. Nyman stars as Professor Goodman, a skeptic that dedicates his life to exposing paranormal frauds. He receives an invitation from a former paranormal investigator he worshipped as a child, who tasks him with three unsolved cases of the supernatural. As Goodman embarks on his quest, he’ll find his beliefs shaken as he’s confronted with horrifying accounts of ghosts, the Devil, and more. Dyson and Nyman lay clever and subtle clues throughout that lead into an ending that will likely polarize. But for those in the mood for intense chills, this for you.


Black Sabbath – Kanopy, Mubi, Classix

Ever wonder where the metal band got their name? From this seminal classic directed by Italian maestro Mario Bava. If you’re familiar with the director’s work, you already know to expect a picturesque film of breathtaking horror. Black Sabbath tells three tales introduced by Boris Karloff, who also appears in the segment “The Wurdulak,” about a vampiric creature. “The Telephone” sees a call girl receiving threatening phone calls from an unseen stalker, and “The Drop of Water” follows a nurse who gets her just desserts after stealing a ring from a corpse. Not all segments are equal here, as they rarely are, but Black Sabbath is worth watching for “The Drop of Water” alone. It’s a genuinely haunting segment with unnerving imagery.


The Company of Wolves – Cinemax

The Company of Wolves

The Company of Wolves doesn’t typically spring to mind when it comes to anthologies. Still, director/co-writer Neil Jordan spins a horror fairytale in which young Rosaleen (Sarah Patterson) falls asleep and dreams of herself as a young girl living in an 18th-century forest. Interspersed with this central dream are smaller segments of werewolf-based tales told by Rosaleen and her Granny (Angela Lansbury). Little Red Riding Hood gets a horror anthology twist here. Look for stories involving deals with the Devil, wedded betrayals, and more, all featuring wolves and beastly transformations. Beware men whose eyebrows meet.

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Co-Host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon and SeriesFest.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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