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Stay Home, Watch Horror: 5 Family-Friendly Frights to Stream This Week

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Halloween is nearly upon us! But in a year where nothing is normal and trick-or-treating is among the many holiday festivities severely impacted, Halloween for the little ones might seem grim. Halloween can never be canceled, though, not in spirit anyway, as there’s plenty of other ways to embrace the best holiday of all.

The easiest, of course, is to do something most of us do all year long- watch more horror. Whether young or young at heart, go big this week. Carve pumpkins, make Halloween themed snacks or feasts, and settle in for a Halloween marathon.

This week is dedicated to family-friendly frights, the movies that don’t get too scary (mostly) but serve as fun gateway movies for the budding horror or Halloween fan.

Here’s where you can stream them…


Don’t Look Under The Bed – Disney+

High school student Frances Bacon McCausland (Erin Chambers) gets blamed for a series of pranks plaguing her small town. Frances suspects the culprit is new kid Larry Houdini (Ty Hodges), but it quickly becomes apparent that only she can see him. It turns out that Larry is an imaginary friend and Frances’ only ally in her fight against the real villain- a terrifying boogeyman that has it out for her. This Disney original movie offers a sweet message at its core, in true Disney style, but it’s not afraid to unleash boogeyman terror. The dolls in Frances’s room move on their own, in creepy haunted house fashion, and then there’s the matter of Larry becoming a boogeyman, sharp teeth and all. It’s that perfect tonal blend of funny and scary that’ll give young viewers an adrenaline rush.


Monster House – Peacock

Getting terrorized by a haunted house seems standard, but this animated twist sees its young protagonists scared by a sentient house during Halloween. Twelve-year-old D.J. has been keeping a close eye on grumpy neighbor Mr. Nebbercracker (Steve Buscemi), who viciously chases away anyone that dares step foot on his lawn. But when Mr. Nebbercracker suffers a heart attack and gets taken to the hospital, D.J. notices the house behaving rather strangely in his absence. He enlists two friends to investigate, leading to a series of heartbreaking reveals and Halloween horrors. It’s the precise type of family-friendly Halloween movie that both kids and adults alike can enjoy.


ParaNorman – Netflix

In a small New England town, young Norman suffers ostracization and bullying for being different. He sees and speaks with ghosts, though no one believes him. Thanks to the town’s centuries-old curse, it’s up to Norman to take on ghosts, zombies, and grown-ups to save the day. This gorgeous stop-motion animated feature boasts a stacked voice cast, immersive spooky atmosphere, and a smart script that makes it an annual must-watch for Halloween. It’s also clear that writer/co-director Chris Butler is a horror fan, too, not just revealed in dialogue and visuals, but in the snippets of Halloween’s score used.


The Witches – Netflix

If you’ve already checked out the 2020 adaptation of Roald Dahl’s classic novel on HBO Max, then it’s time to introduce the kiddies to the 1990 film that instilled nightmares in a generation. In it, young Luke and his grandma must deal with a convention of witches that seek to eradicate children. Directed by Nicolas Roeg (Don’t Look Now), The Witches unnerved thanks to a memorable performance by Anjelica Huston as the Grand High Witch and creepy creature designs by way of practical effects. If you haven’t seen either, make it a double feature!


Poltergeist – Netflix

Best Horror Films

If any of the films mentioned above seem too benign, or you’ve got older kids ready to upgrade their scares, Halloween is the perfect season to introduce this classic. Tobe Hooper and Steven Spielberg’s seminal haunted house horror movie tested MPAA ratings’ boundaries, initially earning an R-rating before appealing to receive a P.G. (before the advent of PG-13). That means that despite the family-friendly setup, the scares and imagery are far more grown-up. The Freeling family’s unique battle with the ghosts haunting their home and targeting youngest daughter Carol Anne (Heather O’Rourke) offers something for everyone.

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Co-Host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon and SeriesFest.

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11 Years Later: The Horrific Cycles of Violence in ‘Only God Forgives’ Starring Ryan Gosling

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Traditionally, movie theater walkouts are usually associated with the horror genre, with infamous cases ranging from 1973’s The Exorcist (particularly during the crucifix masturbation scene) and even Lars Von Trier’s controversial serial killer memoir, The House That Jack Built.

That being said, there are exceptions to this rule, as some movies manage to terrorize audiences into leaving the theater regardless of genre. One memorable example of this is Nicolas Winding Refn’s 2013 revenge thriller Only God Forgives, a film so brutal and inaccessible that quite a few critics ended up treating it like a snuff film from hell back when it was first released. However, I’ve come to learn that horror fans have a knack for seeing beyond the blood and guts when judging the value of a story, and that’s why I’d like to make a case for Winding’s near-impenetrable experiment as an excellent horror-adjacent experience.

Refn originally came up with the idea for Only God Forgives immediately after completing 2009’s Valhalla Rising and becoming confused by feelings of anger and existential dread during his wife’s second pregnancy. It was during this time that he found himself imagining a literal fistfight with God, with this concept leading him to envision a fairy-tale western set in the far east that would deal with some of the same primal emotions present in his Viking revenge story.

It was actually Ryan Gosling who convinced the director to tackle the more commercially viable Drive first, as he wanted to cement his partnership with the filmmaker in a more traditional movie before tackling a deeply strange project. This would pay off during the production of Only God Forgives, as the filmmaking duo was forced to use their notoriety to scrounge up money at a Thai film festival when local authorities began demanding bribes in order to allow shooting to continue.

In the finished film, Gosling plays Julian, an American ex-pat running a Muay-Thai boxing club alongside his sociopathic brother Billy (Tom Burke). When Billy gets himself killed after sexually assaulting and murdering a teenager, Julian is tasked by his disturbed mother (Kristin Scott Thomas) with tracking down those responsible for the death of her first-born child. What follows is a surreal dive into the seedy underbelly of Bangkok as the cycle of revenge escalates and violence leads to even more violence.


SO WHY IS IT WORTH WATCHING?

There’s no right or wrong way to engage with art, but there are some films that clearly require more effort from the audience side in order to be effective. And while you can’t blame cinemagoers for just wanting to enjoy some passive entertainment, I think it’s always worth trying to meet a work of art on its own terms before judging it.

Despite being a huge fan of Drive, I avoided Only God Forgives for a long time because of its poor critical reception and excessively esoteric presentation. It was only years later that I gave the flick a chance when a friend of mine described the experience as “David Lynch on cocaine.” It was then that I realized that nearly everything critics had complained about in the film are precisely what made it so interesting.

If you can stomach the deliberate pacing, you’ll likely be fascinated by this stylish nightmare about morally questionable people becoming trapped in a needless cycle of violence and retaliation. Not only is the photography impeccable, turning the rain-slicked streets of Bangkok into a neo-noir playground, but the bizarre characters and performances also help to make this an undeniably memorable movie. And while Gosling deserves praise as the unhinged Julian, I’d argue that Vithaya Pansringarm steals the show here as “The Angel of Vengeance,” even if his untranslated dialogue is likely to be unintelligible for most viewers.

However, I think the lack of subtitles ends up enhancing the mood here (even though some editions of the film ended up including them against the director’s wishes), adding to the feeling that Julian is a stranger in a strange land while also allowing viewers to project their own motivations onto some of the “antagonists.”

And while Only God Forgives is frequently accused of burying its narrative underneath a pile of artsy excess, I think the heart of the film is rather straightforward despite its obtuse presentation. I mean, the moral here is basically “revenge isn’t fun,” which I think is made clear by the horrific use of violence (though we’ll discuss that further in the next section).

To be clear, I’m still not sure whether or not I enjoyed this movie, I just know that I’m glad I watched it.


AND WHAT MAKES IT HORROR ADJACENT?

There are two different kinds of gore effects. One of them is meant to entertain viewers with exaggerated wounds and excessive blood as you admire the craftsmanship behind the filmmaking. The other kind is simply a tool meant to simulate what actually happens when you injure a human body. Like I mentioned before, Only God Forgives isn’t trying to be “fun,” so you can guess what kind gore is in this one…

From realistic maimings to brutal fist fights that feel more painful than thrilling, the “action” label on this flick seems downright questionable when the majority of the experience has you wincing at genuinely scary acts of grisly violence. I mean, the story begins with an unmotivated rampage through the streets of late-night Bangkok and ends with the implication of even more pointless violence, so it’s pretty clear that you’re not really meant to root for an “action hero” here.

I can’t even say that the deaths resemble those from slasher flicks because the movie never attempts to sensationalize these horrific acts, with Refn preferring to depict them as straightforward consequences of violent people going through the motions – which is somehow even scarier than if this had just been yet another hyper-violent revenge movie.

Not only that, but the characters’ overall lack of moral principles makes this story even more disturbing, with the main antagonist being the closest thing to a decent person among the main cast despite also being a brutal vigilante.

Only God Forgives doesn’t care if you like it or not (and actually takes measures to make sure that the viewing experience is often unpleasant), but if you’re willing to step up to this cinematic challenge and engage with the narrative and visuals on their own terms, I think you’ll find an unforgettable nightmare waiting for you on the other side.


There’s no understating the importance of a balanced media diet, and since bloody and disgusting entertainment isn’t exclusive to the horror genre, we’ve come up with Horror Adjacent – a recurring column where we recommend non-horror movies that horror fans might enjoy.

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