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Stay Home, Watch Horror: 5 Movies You Can Stream This Week to Whet Your Appetite for Summer 2021 Horror

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The summer movie season is officially here. Judging by the onslaught of new trailer drops for big releases that mark the return of the theatrical experience, it’s going to be a busy season and beyond for horror. Streaming services and VOD releases aren’t slowing down, either.

This week’s streaming picks are dedicated to titles that will help tide us over for the year’s most anticipated titles. Whether getting us acclimated to a filmmaker’s style of scare-crafting or a simple refresher, these five titles will help whet your appetite further for 2021 horror.

As usual, here’s where you can stream them this week…


Honeymoon – Pluto TV, Tubi, Vudu

Netflix is creating a summer event with its trio of R-rated Fear Street movies, all directed by Leigh Janiak. The event kicks off with part one on July 2, leaving plenty of time to catch up on Janiak’s haunting debut. It chronicles a newlywed couple’s trip to a quiet lakeside cabin for their honeymoon. Marital bliss unravels quickly when the groom finds his bride disoriented and wandering the woods in the middle of the night. Janiak’s debut begins as a quiet, moody affair that transforms into something shocking and unpredictable with significant gross-out moments. It’s a thing of grotesque beauty.


The Ritual – Netflix

If you’re in the mood for atmospheric horror full of potent scares that never let up from beginning to end, put The Night House on your radar now. Director David Bruckner previously established his ability to instill unsettling dread and unspool imaginative mythology with Netflix’s The Ritual. Based on Adam Nevill’s novel, The Ritual follows a group of old friends embarking on a trek to honor a lost loved one. A series of bad luck and strange circumstances lead them further into the forest, where they soon find themselves stalked by a menacing presence. It’s gorgeous, eerie, and captivating.


The Visit – Fubo, FX Now

M. Night Shyamalan helms Old, an adaptation of a graphic novel, aiming to make a favorite summer pastime terrifying. Set at a secluded beach that causes rapid aging for travelers, Old isn’t the first time Shyamalan induced age-related terror. Found Footage nightmare The Visit saw a pair of siblings documenting their trip to meet their grandparents for the very first time. The awkward family reunion grows terrifying as their grandparents become increasingly erratic with disturbing behavior. While mileage varies on the final act, Shyamalan nails the utter dread and nightmare fuel imagery with these frightening grandparents.


The Loved Ones – Prime Video

Shark feature Great White swims onto VOD this July, from director Martin Wilson and screenwriter Michael Boughen. Boughen is a producer, writer, and actor with numerous credits. Chief among them for horror fans is The Loved Ones, for which Boughen helped produce. This brutal feature introduces Lola, who wants nothing more than to be a princess and find her Prince Charming. She decides that Brent is the one and invites him to the school dance. When he rejects her offer, and she sees him with another girl, well, Lola decides she’ll get what she wants one way or another. Lola doesn’t take rejection lightly, and things get downright brutal. Love hurts.


Candyman – Tubi

Nia DaCosta’s Candyman ranks at the top of the year’s most anticipated horror movies for many. It’s been referred to as a spiritual sequel, with original actor Vanessa Williams returning and Tony Todd rumored to reappear. So, it only makes sense to revisit the movie that inspired and shaped this new Candyman. Bernard Rose’s adaptation of Clive Barker’s “The Forbidden” delivered a masterful urban legend horror story that introduced an iconic villain. Revisit the classic and fall in love all over again.

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Co-Host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon and SeriesFest.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

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Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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