Editorials
5 Tales of Queer Terror from TV Anthologies [Series of Frights]
Series of Frights is a recurring column that mainly focuses on horror in television. Specifically, it takes a closer look at five episodes or stories — each one adhering to an overall theme — from different anthology series or the occasional movie made for TV. With anthologies becoming popular again, especially on television, now is the perfect time to see what this timeless mode of storytelling has to offer.
Television has, needless to say, not always been so widely mindful or inclusive when it comes to queer characters and narratives. Even in a progressive genre like horror where the theme of otherness is common, small-screen storytellers had to be crafty and cautious in the past. Queerness was ciphered, alluded to, or avoided altogether until attitudes and practices changed.
In the history of televised horror, some of the most unequivocally queer stories are found in anthologies. These particular tales are transparent with their representation and help articulate the characters’ frightening life experiences.
Play for Today (1970-1984)
Penda’s Fen
The BBC’s Play for Today produced over 300 diverse teleplays during its impressive and lengthy run, and its masterpiece is Alan Clarke and David Rudkin’s feature-length collaboration, Penda’s Fen. The singular drama from 1974 expounds the intense and fantastical maturation of a teenager, as well as speaks deeply of a bygone era of England.
This multifarious story takes place in Pinvin, and it follows the confused Stephen Franklin (Spencer Banks). His grammar-school classmates chide him for his sanctimonious opinions, and his parents have no idea how to tell him the truth about his ancestry as his eighteenth birthday approaches. That urgent desire for selfhood soon forces Stephen to accept realities for not only himself but also the state of his country.
Stephen’s burgeoning sexuality is handled with depth and vision. From an incubus manifesting after an erotic dream, to the valorous rejection of masculinity and conservatism, Stephen’s coming out is far from typical. His devout parents are well aware of their son’s latent orientation — they notice Stephen’s crush on the milkman before he does — and to some degree, they are understanding rather than disapproving. In addition, a pagan, Anglo Saxon king rescues the “impure” Stephen from England’s damning intolerance. This is all a welcome break from the vilification of queer characters so common at the time.
Penda’s Fen cannot be defined by one genre; it is more than a folk-horror movie. In addition to its bold heresy, the telefilm beautifully injects romanticism, imaginatively depicts sexual awakening and repression, and acknowledges England’s pagan past in respect to modern nationalism.
Tales from the Crypt (1989-1996)
The Assassin
This curious and uneven Tales from the Crypt episode has absolutely nothing to do with its source material; “The Assassin” is an in-name-only adaptation of Carl Wessler’s story from Shock SuspenStories #17. Instead of a gun-for-hire trailing his mark throughout the city and ending up at a play, Crypt writer Scott Nimerfro and director Martin von Haselberg come up with something more exciting and twisty, if not retrograde.
Shelley Hack’s character Janet McKay is surprised by three visitors one day after her husband Frank (Marshall Teague) goes to work. The trio of CIA agents (Chelsea Field, Jonathan Banks, and Corey Feldman) has tracked an AWOL assassin named Ronald to Janet’s house. The agents think Frank is Ronald now living under a new identity, but they are way off base.
In its last two seasons, the series experimented with other genres besides horror. “The Assassin” is a domestic take on Die Hard best remembered for its twist ending. In an inevitable turn of events, the seemingly helpless housewife is none other than the assassin in question. The ‘90s was not a sensitive or well-represented decade for transgender folks, whose existences became punchlines for movies and television. Yet as dated as this campy episode feels and acts — for one thing, Janet can switch between distinct voices, one of which is played by Cam Clarke of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fame — it is erratically ahead of the times, as well.
One by one Janet takes down attackers who repeat her deadname and force her to remember a past she has moved on from; refusing to acknowledge her previous life is how Janet partly copes with cruel statements like: “See, you can change the way you look, but you can’t change what you’re made of.” Something else of note is how transitioning quite literally saved Janet’s life; the agents might have otherwise killed her sooner. So, after Janet eliminates the undesirables and hosts a dinner party that same evening, husband Frank commends her: “You are quite a woman.” Turning to face the audience, Janet practically winks as she replies: “Of course I am, silly.” As far as endings go, this is as good as it gets for such a peculiar episode.
Masters of Horror (2005-2007)
Sick Girl
Lucky McKee and Sean Hood’s contribution to Masters of Horror is in some ways a spiritual sequel to the director’s cult film, May. Not only do both stories share Angela Bettis as an awkward protagonist, they study the effects of loneliness and pent-up sexuality.
Bettis plays Ida Teeter, a single entomologist desperate for companionship beyond her many bugs at both work and home. When she meets the fascinating Misty Falls (Erin Brown), Ida fears her job and creepy crawlies will scare her date away, but the opposite happens. Around the same time, Ida receives an anonymous package containing a mysterious insect later named “Mick.” The dangerous specimen eventually gets loose and takes hold of Misty’s mind and body.
“Sick Girl” shows the harms of changing for other people. Throughout the episode, Ida deals with an ornery landlord who harps about her unconventional pets; the woman’s vocal aversion to bugs is thinly-coded homophobia. Then there is Ida’s friend and coworker who tells her to keep her job and bugs a secret from potential partners.
Misty, on the other hand, is accepting of Ida, seeing as she grew up around insects. The real problem is when Misty acts differently in order to seem less “weird.” That dysphoria is worsened by both Misty’s father and Mick; they each vie for control over her life through direct or indirect means. It is only after Ida and Misty jointly dismiss the outside world’s expectations and prejudices do they find sapphic happiness.
Into the Dark (2018-)
Midnight Kiss
Carter Smith and Erlingur Thoroddsen’s “Midnight Kiss” is an unashamedly gay slasher where the writing and characterization cut deeper than the actual killer. The openly queer director and writer are perceptive when picking apart the friend group at the core of this tense, New Year’s Eve-themed whodunit.
The story begins in the past when Cameron (Augustus Prew) and his friends first came up with the movie’s namesake; the goal of the game is to kiss someone new at midnight on New Year’s. No-strings-attached hooking up with that same person until morning is also permissible. Fast-forward to a few years later, Cameron’s ex Joel (Scott Evans) has invited him and other mutuals to an isolated getaway in the desert to celebrate both New Year’s Eve and Joel’s surprise engagement. An already tense gathering then becomes a battleground for survival as a vicious, masked murderer crashes the party.
“Midnight Kiss” deserves more praise for its unapologetic execution. The characters are unambiguously queer with the exception of straight gal pal Hannah (Ayden Mayeri), and their conversations about sex and relationships never feel sanitized. Smith and Thoroddsen’s movie comes off as authentic without sacrificing entertainment. What it lacks in body count it makes up for in insight.
What helps the story the most is the more exhaustive writing in regards to the characters and their dynamics; they are credibly complicated. The detractors may have wanted something campier and more irreverent because of the queer factor, but “Midnight Kiss” goes in a whole other yet capable direction.
Monsterland (2020)
Plainfield, IL
In spite of its title, this television adaptation of Nathan Ballingrud’s book North American Lake Monsters is more about human nature than tangible monsters. Logan Kibens and Emily Kaczmarek’s episode “Plainfield, IL” is based on the short story “The Good Husband,” but the heterosexual couple, Katie and Sean, is now Kate (Taylor Schilling) and Shawn (Roberta Colindrez).
The main characters’ long relationship began in law school. However, Kate wanted to end things from the start following her bipolar I diagnosis. Shawn instead stayed with her, and the two built a life and family together. After sixteen years, Kate’s condition has taken a toll on Shawn; her spouse has attempted suicide multiple times, with their daughter Heather finding her on one occasion. When what Shawn feared the most finally happens, she learns not even death can keep her and Kate apart.
While it may be Pet Sematary-esque in plot, “Plainfield, IL” stands on its own as a story about loss augmented by the supernatural. What binds an undead Kate to this world is Shawn’s anguish and fear of letting her go and being at peace, even if it means her beloved loses more of herself each and every day. The episode interprets mental illness and grief as monsters, both of which are already hard to live with without the influence of unearthly forces.
By featuring complex, queer characters who deal with relatable problems, an episode like “Plainfield, IL” only helps normalize same-sex couples without pandering or trivializing. It is also a stark reminder of how mental health issues affect everyone.
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‘The Real Ghostbusters’: 10 Must-Watch Episodes from the Classic Series Now Streaming
No conversation about cartoons based on live-action movies is ever complete without mentioning The Real Ghostbusters.
This animated continuation is, warts and all, a notable example of turning a hit movie into a hit series. And although the new target demographic skewed a little younger, even kids-at-heart could partake in the further adventures of Peter Venkman, Ray Stantz, Winston Zeddemore and Egon Spengler.
For a good part of its run, the show required fans to wait at least a week for more Ghostbustin’. That’s torture for a kiddo. Luckily, though, the entire series, or at least most of it, is now available for streaming.
So, as you revisit The Real Ghostbusters on Tubi—for now it’s just the first five seasons there—use this guide to help prioritize some must-see episodes.
The Boogieman Cometh

“The Boogieman Cometh” (Season 1)
Season One’s “The Boogieman Cometh” is a classic episode featuring one of the show’s more iconic villains. It’s hard to forget the unique character design used for the Boogieman (whose creepy voice was provided by Ray and Slimer’s actor, Frank Welker). In this story, Egon is reunited with that bump-in-the-night entity who haunted his own childhood, all while trying to keep him away from his latest targets: the brother and sister claiming to have the Boogieman in their closet. Although the Ghostbusters do save the day here, the Boogieman eventually returns (“The Bogeyman Is Back“). That same episode also features the love-’em-or-hate-’em Junior Ghostbusters.
Mr. Sandman, Dream Me a Dream

“Mr. Sandman, Dream Me a Dream” (Season 1)
You could say the namesake of “Mr. Sandman, Dream Me a Dream” had good intentions for putting mankind to sleep for the next few centuries—he wanted to end war and keep everyone dreaming. Sounds nice until you remember that whole free will business. But when it seems like the Ghostbusters have lost to their latest foe, the last one standing, Winston, gains a sudden ally. Janine’s dream of becoming a Ghostbuster is manifested, and she helps put this rogue spirit to bed.
When Halloween Was Forever

“When Halloween Was Forever” (Season 1)
Before the show’s execs capitalized on Slimer’s popularity by making him the focus of later episodes, early stories like “When Halloween Was Forever” better utilized that gooey ghost. Here, the spirit of Halloween itself, Samhain, hopes to make the holiday a permanent thing by stopping time. And who does the embodiment of All Hallows’ Eve use in his nefarious plot? Slimer, of course. Thankfully, the lil’ green bud knows where he really belongs, and Samhain is banished (at least until Season 3’s “Halloween II 1/2“).
Night Game

“Night Game” (Season 2)
Because Season Two was rather long, in comparison to other seasons, it accumulated quite a few solid episodes. One of the most beloved, though, is that ultimate good-versus-evil story, “Night Game“. Winston gets to shine here as he participates in a battle that was 500 years in the making. Except this time, the fighting is done on the baseball field. The other-dimensional settings in The Real Ghostbusters are always great, but the one here is particularly memorable.
Drool, the Dog-Faced Goblin

“Drool, the Dog-Faced Goblin” (Season 2)
Not all ghosts and whatnot were bad in The Real Ghostbusters. As “Drool, the Dog-Faced Goblin” showed, some were actually benevolent. Sadly, it took a lot of convincing, and one very heroic act, for Peter and the others to see past this goblin’s grotesque appearance. The heroes find more than one shapeshifter at a sideshow carnival in the Poconos; a sinister Class-4er called the Metamorph does a swell job of menacing the Ghostbusters before they finally realize Drool’s not their culprit. The good guys indeed win here, but that victory is a bittersweet one.
The Collect Call of Cathulhu

“The Collect Call of Cathulhu” (Season 2)
While “The Collect Call of Cathulhu” does misspell “Cthulhu” in the title (probably to avoid legal issues), it is clearly the Old One in this Lovecraft-inspired episode. The story kicks off with the Necronomicon being stolen by the deity’s modern-day cult, who then raise their ancient god at Coney Island. From there, the Ghostbusters’ typical methods don’t work on the big guy, so they seek advice from an old issue of Weird Tales (or “Wierd Tales”, as it’s spelled on screen). That build-up to the finale comes with a decent amount of dread before the Ghostbusters, as well as a scholar named Alice, face off with one of the show’s most powerful entities.
Knock, Knock

“Knock, Knock” (Season 2)
A number of Real Ghostbusters episodes could be reworked into big-screen features, but perhaps “Knock, Knock” is the most hopeful. It helps that this story feels in step with the first two movies. Here, some ignorant construction workers accidentally uncover and open an ancient door in the subway. What’s behind said door is none other than those unspeakable evils that only the Ghostbusters can quell. A good deal of the imagery here is prime for adaptation.
The Grundel

“The Grundel” (Season 3)
One of the darker episodes, which was written by the prominent J. Michael Straczynski, is “The Grundel“. Here, a boy is being influenced by the titular entity, a type of ghost who ultimately turns his targets into new Grundels. The episode does have something of an after-school special quality to it, but that doesn’t take away from the eerier moments. For more Grundel lore, be sure to check out the episode “Grundelesque” from the sequel series, Extreme Ghostbusters.
Standing Room Only

“Standing Room Only” (Season 4)
It’s no secret that The Real Ghostbusters experienced multiple changes after the second season. Out of all of them, though, retooling the show so that Slimer would get more of the spotlight is maybe the most egregious. Thankfully, Season Four (the first to be called Slimer! and the Real Ghostbusters) didn’t completely obey that new directive; episodes like “Standing Room Only” felt more like the old days. The focus here was on the well-being of the city and its people, rather than on the series’ green mascot (or the Junior Ghostbusters). In the episode, Peter’s new ghost attractor isn’t to blame for the ensuing chaos; the ghost-eating Mee-Krah is what’s really imperiling everyone. And the Ghostbusters must dish out everything they have to avoid a doomsday situation.
The Halloween Door

“The Halloween Door” (Season 5)
While many fans will skip the later seasons in their rewatches, episodes like “The Halloween Door” are still worth checking out. This colorful helping of Halloween pandemonium premiered on primetime, so the animation is better than usual. And save for a random musical moment, it’s an enjoyable event. Here, a group of anti-Halloweeners tries to cancel the holiday, but they only end up making things worse by unleashing a baddie named Boogaloo.
The first five seasons of The Real Ghostbusters are available on Tubi, starting on July 15.





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