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Stay Home, Watch Horror: 5 Superhero Horror Movies to Stream This Week

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This weekend brought James Gunn’s The Suicide Squad (read my review) to theaters and HBO Max. The hyper-violent, gory Troma-like movie transformed unlovable supervillains into charming antiheroes. It’s the precise type of no holds barred fun that leaves you clamoring for more, so this week’s streaming picks belong to the unconventional superhero (or villain) movies that embrace horror and genre storytelling. The deaths get bloody, and the clear line between good and evil blurs.

This week’s streaming picks belong to superhero horror movies with a slight twist; no obvious Marvel/DC selections. Constantine and the Blade trilogy can be binged currently on HBO Max, of course. And if you want a complementary pairing to The Suicide Squad, rent Troma’s The Toxic Avenger on VOD. However, these five titles are a bit more rooted in horror and not always the first to pop in mind when considering the realm of superhero horror.

As always, here’s where to stream them this week.


Darkman – Peacock

Before the Spider-Man trilogy, Sam Raimi approached superhero fare by infusing it with Universal Monster-inspired flare. Liam Neeson stars as the eponymous character, a brilliant scientist on a mission for revenge against the criminals that left him horrifically disfigured. It’s Grand Guignol by way of a classic antihero tale, with the usual Raimi suspects – like Bruce Campbell, Ted Raimi, and Dan Hicks- popping up. Larry Drake turns in a memorable performance as the sadistic crime boss.


WolfCop – Hulu, Tubi, Prime Video

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Horror comedies are always welcome these days, and WolfCop brings silly fun. The aptly named title tells you all you need to know; it features a werewolf cop. It’s about a small town, alcoholic cop named Lou Garou (get it?) discovering how to cope with his recent lycanthropy amidst a crimewave. Writer/director Lowell Dean created a love letter to Canada and B-movie superhero horror with this endearingly cheesy take on the werewolf. Leo Farard’s Lou makes for the perfect antihero, and Amy Matysio’s Tina is the perfect straight woman. Look for Jonathan Cherry to steal scenes as sidekick Willie. If you’re lucky enough to have a Hoopla subscription, look for the even better sequel, Another WolfCop.


The Fury – Starz

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Brian De Palma’s immediate follow-up to Carrie tends to be overlooked by comparison, and it likely doesn’t help that both revolve around telekinesis. Based on the 1976 novel of the same name, The Fury follows a former CIA agent (Kirk Douglas) on his quest to save his kidnapped son from terrorists that wish to use his telekinetic powers for evil. Amy Irving plays a young psychic with a telepathic link to the son, and John Cassavetes is the film’s big bad. Conspiracy thriller meets psychological sci-fi horror, and it all culminates in one memorable finale. Pair it with Scanners (on HBO Max) for an epic superpowered sci-fi horror double feature.


Nightbreed – AMC+, Pluto TV, Shudder, Tubi, Vudu

In this Clive Barker film based on his novella Cabal, Aaron Boone (Craig Sheffer) dreams of a mystical city where monsters dwell. After being framed for murder, Boone travels to find the city, Midian. He begins his transition into a monster once there. Nightbreed isn’t just a story about Boone’s new beginning as a citizen of Midian; his arrival changes everything for both the monsters and those that seek to destroy them. For many in Nightbreed, death is only the beginning. It’s a superhero origin story, only this time the monsters are the empathetic heroes. And in proper superhero form, Nightbreed inspired comic books and video games.


Doctor Sleep – HBO Max

This follow-up to The Shining leaves behind the haunted hotel (mostly) in favor of a superhero origin story. An adult Danny Torrance (Ewan McGregor) finds himself on the road to recovery and redemption after hitting rock bottom like his dad. That road leads him to Abra (Kyliegh Curran), a remarkable girl with immense power. That strength puts her on the radar of Rose the Hat (Rebecca Ferguson) and her True Knot coven, who murder and feed off children with the Shining. It’s the classic good versus evil in supercharged humans, with a finale set in one of horror’s most iconic spaces.

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Co-Host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon and SeriesFest.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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