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“Mockingbird Lane” – Looking Back on Bryan Fuller’s Edgy Reboot of ‘The Munsters’
When it comes to Gateway Horror, it’s hard to name a better example than The Munsters. Based on tropes and characters from the Universal Monster movies, this lovable family of misfits has been entertaining audiences for almost 60 years. That’s why it’s no surprise that they’ve also survived numerous attempts at reboots and remakes. While the latest of these projects is Rob Zombie’s upcoming cinematic adaptation, there’s an often-overlooked incarnation of America’s spookiest neighbors that I think deserves more attention.
Naturally, I’m referring to Bryan Fuller‘s Mockingbird Lane, a darkly humorous re-imagining of The Munsters produced by NBC.
Originally airing as a Halloween Special back in 2012, Mockingbird Lane was actually the failed Pilot episode for a proposed revival of the iconic sitcom, this time re-imagined as a gothic drama with a humorous twist. The basic setup remains the same, with the Munster family moving into their iconic mansion and dealing with nosy neighbors and supernatural hijinks, but the presentation is completely different. Taking inspiration from Fuller’s previous work on morbid comedies like Dead Like Me and Pushing Daisies, Mockingbird Lane attempted to apply an even darker coat of paint over the usually cheerful family, playing around with their monstrous qualities while also updating the characters for a new generation.
From the opening scene, which reveals Eddie Munster (Mason Cook) in a less-cuddly version of his werewolf form, it’s clear that Mockingbird Lane was willing to remix familiar characters in order to tell a more modern story. Oblivious to his inherited bloodthirsty tendencies, Eddie isn’t the only one to undergo an edgy makeover. Jerry O’Connell (Scream 2, Piranha 3D) takes over as a decidedly sexier Herman Munster, looking more like an undead model than a jolly Boris Karloff knock-off. While Jerry retains the character’s (quite literal) soft heart, this version of the show sees him struggling to come to terms with the family’s darker side.

Munster Family Values.
Played by Arrested Development favorite Portia de Rossi, Lily Munster also underwent a visual overhaul. While Mockingbird Lane retains her characterization as a loving yet fiery-tempered housewife, this version of Lily leans heavily into the seductive Vampiress trope (though the costume design sadly ditches the goth-friendly outfits of Yvonne De Carlo). Lily’s niece Marilyn (Charity Wakefield) is the only character that appears to have been directly transplanted from the original show, complete with 60s-styled mannerisms and a wardrobe to match. Ironically, these idiosyncrasies make her stand out alongside her misfit relatives, though it’s clear that the others are disappointed with her “condition” as a regular human.
The family is also joined by the legendary Eddie Izzard, who turns in a highly memorable performance as the wise-cracking Grandpa. Heavily implied to be Count Dracula himself (he even bakes D-shaped cookies for the neighbors), Izzard’s interpretation of the geriatric vampire simply takes Al Lewis’ sardonic personality traits and dials them up to 11, resulting in the most entertaining character of the lot. From his gaudy outfits to his nonchalant approach to bloodshed, Grandpa’s sarcastic remarks and vampiric outbursts are clearly the glue that hold this special together.
While a single 40-minute episode doesn’t allow for the kind of character development that made the original show a hit, Mockingbird Lane had plenty of potential for both traditional sitcom stories like dealing with prejudice and family drama as well as tongue-in-cheek homages to classic horror films. I particularly enjoyed Herman’s fake-out introduction, which frames his silhouette like a square-headed Frankenstein’s monster only to reveal a lightly-scarred father figure when he steps into the light.
It’s a shame that the production didn’t allow for more practical effects, as complex elements like Eddie’s werewolf form and the pet dragon reveal are depicted through low-budget digital imagery. It’s also worth noting that Grandpa occasionally shapeshifts into a winged bat-like creature when he’s about to feed, resulting in a few instances of remarkably dated computer graphics. There are a few shots of Izzard in full bat makeup, which adds to the fun factor, but the difference in quality makes these moments even more jarring.

Grandpa’s drinking again…
The locations are also brought to life via a clever mix of CGI and beautiful set design, though it mostly blends together pretty well. Like in the original show, the 1313 Mockingbird Lane residence is something of a character in and of itself, with its lavish corridors and decorations meshing well with the special’s colorful costumes and even more colorful characters. This gives the program a stylistic edge that we’d only see again when Fuller began work on NBC’s Hannibal, another show which would adapt established characters and take them into unexpected directions.
Ultimately, I think the bloated runtime is what really keeps Mockingbird Lane from reaching its full potential. This peculiar blend of horror and sitcom tropes would work much better in 22-minute bursts rather than an hour-long drama, and I think that’s what really killed the Pilot. It’s also possible that audiences simply weren’t ready for this particular brand of tongue-in-cheek horror on the small screen back in 2012, with network executives complaining about the excessive violence and inconsistent tone. Either way, this would be the last time that we’d see the Munster family for nearly a decade.
Even if Fuller’s approach to humor isn’t your cup of tea, I think it’s safe to say that Mockingbird Lane is one of the weirdest and most loving depictions of the Munster family since their inception back in the 60s. That’s why I’d argue that it’s still worth revisiting today as a televised oddity, even if it wasn’t popular enough to warrant a full show. While I’m still excited to see Rob Zombie’s take on the iconic family, I would have loved to watch a complete season of Fuller’s modernized Munsters, if only to see more of Eddie Izzard’s absurd suburban Dracula.
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Neon-Soaked Cult Classic ‘Vamp’ Starring Grace Jones Still Has Bite 40 Years Later
College kids, strippers and vampires—those were Donald P. Borchers’ only requirements when he approached Richard Wenk about writing and directing a movie for New World Pictures. As requested, Wenk cooked up Vamp (1986), a tailor-made blend of the decade’s teen movie craze as well as its horror boom.
Grim and earnest stories were still very much a part of the ’80s horror landscape, yet Vamp is something of a comedy. One difference between it and, say, Saturday the 14th, though, is the former avoids using schtick. Wenk’s movie proves that horror comedies also don’t have to subtract thrills from their recipes. Of course, it takes a minute before reaching that point; college antics and culture shocks preface this one macabre misadventure.
Vamp‘s initial setup is apt for a typical college-set, sex-driven comedy; to bribe their way into a fraternity house, two pledges (Chris Makepeace, Robert Rusler) go looking for some adult entertainment. Without wasting time on any further exposition, the characters embark on an all-in-one-night trip that quickly detours into terror.
To procure their elusive MacGuffin—a stripper willing to gyrate for some frat boys—Keith (Makepeace) and AJ (Rusler), plus a third wheel named Duncan (Gedee Watanabe), trade the safety of their remote college campus for the seediness of some unnamed city. The setting is recognizably L.A. by day, but as soon as night falls, downtown, along with the characters, slips into a kind of surreal universe. Director of photography Elliot Davis gave this early entry on his prolific résumé an unusual yet distinctive look; that Mario Bava-esque, magenta-green lighting is omnipresent, so much so that it’s almost its own character.

Chris Makepeace and Robert Rusler in Vamp
The faint comparisons to Martin Scorsese’s After Hours are merited, although not just because of Vamp’s distinguishing nighttime aesthetic. Save for the primary characters, the supporting roles in Wenk’s movie are also quite colorful and transactional in their behavior. The difference here, though, is the additional urge to ruin Keith and his friends at every turn. Some of that harm is humorous and tolerable enough, whereas the moment Vamp dishes out its first fatality, it’s abundantly clear how this movie qualifies as horror.
Vamp falls into that category of horror movie that reveals its genre with a scream rather than a series of whispers. The opening scene can function as a hint of what lies ahead—things are not at all what they appear to be—but otherwise, Wenk is more than happy to hold off on the horror. When that time does come, though, it catches the viewer off guard. In addition to the pure shock value is that sudden decision to upend the movie’s foremost feature. Or so it would seem.
If afraid of major spoilage, those new to Vamp would be wise to stop reading here. There’s just no skirting around the fact that the central fellowship in this buddy movie hits a serious snag when AJ is killed. That development causes the story to become more of a “long, bad night” journey for Keith and his romantic interest. So while Wenk scores points for subverting expectations, there is also a touch of sadness in his decision. Because if Vamp does anything well, it’s making the characters likable.
Something that comes easily to Vamp—and other teen horror movies from this same era—is its ability to invent young characters worth caring about, or at the very least, are interesting and not so immediately off-putting. More impressive is how Wenk did all this without actually fleshing out those characters. Still and all, Keith and his kind are a grade above cookie-cutter, and in some cases, aren’t completely devoid of growth.

Grace Jones in Vamp
Vamp appeals with an assorted cast of characters. No two are the same, nor are they operating on the same wavelength. The cinematically extroverted AJ, whose actor conveyed charm and vulnerability in near equal amounts, comes alive when he’s at his most undead. Makepeace then makes the chronically cautious Keith a sympathetic fellow, even as he’s more and more affected by the night’s bizarre events. Meanwhile, Duncan is indeed the designated loser of the whole bunch, but Watanabe still manages to humanize him. As a bonus, the role didn’t require him to pull a Long Duk Dong.
As for Dedee Pfeiffer, she is plain adorable as the mysterious After Dark server nicknamed “Amaretto”. She spends all night fixing her dress strap while at the same time trying to get Keith to remember how he knows her. As their offbeat romance grows, it becomes another highlight of this movie. Whether or not Pfeiffer’s character is really a vampire also creates some welcome tension in the story.
Like a lot of its contemporaries, Vamp went on to become a bit of a cult classic. That current status is determined by several factors, but without a doubt, the casting of Grace Jones is the most considerable. The image of her writhing on that unique-looking chair, a Keith Haring original, springs to mind whenever this movie is brought up.

Chris Makepeace, Billy Drago and Paunita Nichols in Vamp
Prior to that first display of unequivocal horror, local vampire queen Katrina (Jones) took to the stage and delivered a strip show like no other. One would expect nothing less from that renowned model and performance artist. By now reports of Jones’ tardiness on set are no secret, yet it’s also hard to deny her commitment to the part of Katrina. It was, in fact, Jones who took charge of her character’s appearance—on top of Haring painting her body and that now-iconic chair, she had Andy Warhol handle her costuming. And not too many actors could seize a room’s attention without saying a single line of dialogue.
In 2022, Vamp received a retrospective novelization from Encyclopocalypse. This literary union of preexisting source material—Wenk’s original screenplay—and new ideas from author Christian Francis amounts to a more comprehensive visit to the After Dark Club. The basic story there is no different than what’s shown on screen; however, Francis gets creative with the characters’ origins and designs, and he enhances a number of key scenes.
The novelization expands on the urban and social decay of the main setting, and supplies a background for the After Dark Club. Sandy Baron’s character, Katrina’s emcee and familiar, is given ample motivation for sticking around; up until the fiery end, he is loyal to his friend and former business partner “Squeak”, who looks like he was “fed through a combine harvester, and left as nothing more than a heap of mangled remains”. Then there is Billy Drago’s character Snow, the leader of a street gang called The Dragons. His reason for menacing Keith and AJ is more altruistic than in the movie; he and his peers act tough to scare off any potential food for the vampires.

Lisa Lyon in Vamp
If not for all the backstories, Francis’ Vamp would be a hell of a lot shorter. Instead, this tie-in read dives into how AJ met Keith—the orphaned Anthony Joseph hailed from a broken home back in Brooklyn—and how their friendship flourished over the years. Keith’s archership is no longer just an assumed part of his entire being; it’s a confidence-building extracurricular for a boy who got picked on before coming into the protection of the new kid in town. These supplemental, in-depth looks at the protagonists, plus their close connection, are maybe unnecessary. The movie already did a fair and concise job of addressing their platonic intimacy without the need for flashbacks and insights, specifically in that scene where AJ lays it all out as he sacrifices himself.
Where the novelization gets off course is its approach to the minor characters. Intermittently backstorying the likes of Katrina’s indentured servants, Seko (Leila Hee Olsen) and Vlad (Brad Logan), ends up disturbing the flow of the writing. Was it absolutely essential that readers know Vlad was the Grand Duke of the House of Romanov, or how Snow’s accomplice Maven (Paunita Nichols) became so dentally challenged? No, not really. However, one’s mileage with these random biographies may vary.
The novelization is a more substantial experience, but for a movie like Vamp, less is more. And as plentiful as they are, it never simply coasts on its campy charms, either. The character work sits comfortably in that realm between cursory and meticulous, the script is sharper than first realized, and Greg Cannom’s vampire makeup is straightforward yet effective. Most of all, the movie didn’t squander its out-of-the-box concept. Richard Wenk made his vision of a “comic nightmare in which just about anything that can go wrong does” come true, and it is very enjoyable.


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