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Hidden Gems: ‘Spiders’ is an Underrated Eight Legged Creature Feature With Nasty Effects

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Spiders are on the Mount Everest of horror iconography. Skeletons, bats, rats, snakes, and the spider. They adorn many a fake web during the Halloween season and feature in countless genre films as either a nice bit of set dressing or as the main feature. Few crawlies of the creepy variety instill as much dread, disgust, and outright terror as the multi-eyed arachnid.

So why aren’t there more top shelf horror flicks starring the many-legged darlings? I can count the quality spider flicks we have to choose from on less than eight limbs.

Spiders (2000) is one of the good ones and deserves more love. It came out at the very end of the late ’90s creature feature cycle which included the likes of theatrically released gems such as Deep Blue Sea, Lake Placid, and Anaconda. Spiders may not feature the budget nor the star power of those aforementioned films, but it can confidently sit alongside them in the entertainment category.

Directed by Gary Jones (the schlock slinger who delivered another bug infused B-movie with 1994’s Mosquito) and produced by and with story credit from Boaz Davidson (of The Last American Virgin fame), Spiders is a better-than-expected foray into over the top monster movie goodness.

I have an incredibly large soft spot for creature-features. If they contain copious amounts of camp, all the better. Spiders plays with its tone, balancing tongue-in-cheek humor with the goal of also trying to be scary and intense when need be. Spoilers: It’s not scary. Nor is it intense. But it gets a sticker for really going for it.

The humor is another surprising element of the film. While it’s no work of comedic genius, you will find yourself chuckling both ironically and unironically throughout the duration. You can make a drinking game out of how many times a character hurls profanities at the spider as it’s murdering them.

The plot, such as it is, revolves around college journalist Marci Eyre (Lana Parilla) and her two man crew of Slick (Oliver Macready) and Jake (Nick Swarts). The gang infiltrates a top secret government base to follow up a lead Marci has about aliens (Oh yeah, she’s a total UFO nut) only to stumble upon a deadly secret involving space, genetic experimentation, the aforementioned aliens, and of course…SPIDERS!

Well, actually, spider. Singular. There is technically only one spider at any given time. It molts and grows exponentially bigger as the film progresses. At no point in the film do the characters face multiple spiders…

Nevertheless, Spiders is a frothy brew of homage and rip-off. It homages creature-feature flicks of old such as the plethora of “nuclear terror” movies that came out in the 1950s. The rip-off aspect comes in with the obvious beats it borrows from Alien and Aliens. The movie’s musical score borders on asking for a lawsuit from Aliens composer James Horner.

We even get our own version of the famous Chest Burster scene when a huge ass spider forcibly pushes itself out of the mouth of a dead astronaut – one of the gory highlights of the film.

That’s what we’re all here for, right? Legendary effects house KNB EFX lent their considerable talents to the practical effects of the film, and you can tell that’s where a good chunk of the budget went. The practical spider effects are surprisingly well done and the filmmakers have confidence in showing them off. This isn’t one of those no-effort z-movies that promises awesome monster action only to dedicate most of its runtime to boring characters blathering inane dialogue without giving us the goods we came for. There is ambition to be found in Spiders. Where the film could have settled for being another base under siege type of flick, Spiders has the guts to go big.

Maybe even too big considering its budgetary limitations…

The climax gives a full-blown kaiju rampage as the giant spider wreaks havoc on an unsuspecting populace. Think the San Diego sequence in The Lost World: Jurassic Park, but way cheaper. And with a spider. And a bazooka. And a terrible “homage” to the famous “get away from her, you bitch!” line from Aliens. It is riotous.

Spiders is better than it should be, for what it is. It’s clear the filmmakers cared here and put the effort into making a fun and fast paced bit of horror amusement.

Grab a beer, order a pizza, and have a good time getting caught in this web for 90 minutes.

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‘The Mandela Catalogue’ Explained: Inside Alex Kister’s Viral Analog Horror Phenomenon

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The Mandela Catalogue explained

I first heard about The Mandela Catalogue through a couple of nephews who were obsessed with the ARG’s sinister mythology. It was only after watching Wendigoon’s in-depth analysis of the series that I realized just how deep this rabbit hole goes.

In fact, I’d already been exposed to the nightmarish visuals of Alex Kister’s YouTube creation for years at that point without even realizing that it was the origin of several viral “cursed images” and spooky memes that had leaked into the wider internet – with this viral element actually being a part of the Catalogue’s overarching narrative.

Flash-forward to 2026 and the unprecedented success of Kane Parsons’ Backrooms has led to Hollywood betting on horrific internet properties with existing fanbases, which means that Kister’s unique hybrid of both religious and analog horror is finally headed to the big screen with a script written by Kister himself alongside Tyler Clifton.

While this news shouldn’t be too surprising if you’ve been keeping up with the ongoing success of The Mandela Catalogue (both myself and Wendigoon having previously predicted that the series would inevitably make the jump to theaters one day), plenty of horror fans are likely confused as to why so many folks are excited for what appears to be a Hollywood adaptation of a series of creepy .jpeg images under a VHS filter.

With that in mind, today I’d like to invite fellow readers to accompany me as I explore the origins of Alex Kister’s viral hit and attempt to explain exactly why we should all be excited about the Mandela Catalogue adaptation!

From High School Writing Project to Internet Horror Phenomenon

The first seeds of The Mandela Catalogue were sown when Kister was still in high school and developed a writing project subverting religious tropes in a world where biblical history had been altered by demonic forces. A little while later, Kister came across an analog horror contest on Reddit and decided to adapt his ideas into a standalone video where he would edit a religious kids’ cartoon –The Beginner’s Bible: The Nativity, to be specific- into something far creepier. This is how the iconic Overthrone video was born, with this viral short film taking on a life of its own as fans demanded more eerie content from Kister.

Though the video was originally meant to be a one-and-done sort of affair, with Kister actually regretting some of its primitive visuals and considering the editing amateurish and “YouTube-Poop-like” when compared to his current standards, fan reaction and free time during the COVID-19 pandemic encouraged the (then) seventeen-year-old filmmaker to continue producing content set in this same world. The Mandela Catalogue name was inspired by the Mandela Effect conspiracy theory, as the series would slowly begin to explore the subtle horror of alternate histories.

Inspired by existential dread brought on by extended periods of quarantine as well as a personal crisis of faith, Kister continued to expand his alternate timeline where the rise of Christianity had been prevented by what was presumably the Devil disguised as the Archangel Gabriel. This alternate course of fictional events led to the existence of certain paranormal anomalies that had come to be accepted as “normal” by the 1990s, which is why most of the series’ supernatural horror is presented in such a matter-of-fact manner.

Most of this background information and religious lore is delivered by increasingly cryptic broadcasts and in-universe PSAs, as well as the occasional found footage video, that often have to be decoded by clever viewers. Of course, it’s the consistently disturbing imagery that made the series so popular – much of which was originally created by Kister on a smartphone!

The Alternates: Horror’s Most Unsettling Modern Monsters

The show’s early episodes mostly take place within the fictional Mandela County in Wisconsin and depict life in a world where demonic entities are capable of using media to enter our reality. This process usually involves scaring victims into killing themselves and then repurposing their bodies as horrific doppelgangers referred to as “Alternates”. This terrifying phenomenon has become so common that local police already have specialized procedures in place to deal with the issue, though this usually consists of simply ignoring calls for help so as to avoid spreading so-called “Metaphysical Awareness Disorder” any further.

Over time, Kister would expand this mythology and incorporate different kinds of Alternates into the mix, though the story never stopped deconstructing religious concepts. The series’ second volume exponentially increased both video quality and the overall narrative scope as we began to follow the lives of characters who had already grown up in this dystopian hellscape where the government is forced to prohibit religion, television, and even mirrors in the hopes of mitigating the damage done by the ongoing invasion of otherworldly entities.

The really interesting part comes into play when you realize exactly how the Alternates make use of scary media in order to spread their demonic influence, with the analog horror of it all being a diegetic part of the story and something of a memetic trap orchestrated by the false Gabriel.

I particularly appreciate how some characters begin to suspect that there’s something wrong with their version of reality and that things weren’t meant to play out this way, especially when Mark utters the haunting line “who have I been praying to all this time?” That’s why I think The Mandela Catalogue is an effective piece of religious horror even if you don’t subscribe to the Christian worldview, as the mere idea of a world where evil has already won is a universally terrifying concept in and of itself. Not only that, but the series’ uncanny analog imagery alone is already worth the price of admission, as you’ve likely already noticed by looking at the pictures accompanying this article.

Why The Feature Adaptation Could Be Horror’s Next Big Success

It’s actually been a whole year since Kister first announced that he had been working on a feature-length screenplay for a Mandela Catalogue movie since 2022, with his proposed story following an ensemble of high-school graduates who uncover a supernatural conspiracy after the mysterious disappearance of a fellow student. This premise sounds similar to narrative elements present in the series’ second volume, but I’m pretty sure that Kister is going to go the Kane Parsons route and make the movie more of a spin-off than a re-imagining of its source material.

While notable Hollywood producers like Aaron B. Koontz, Scott Stuber, and Steven Spielberg himself are backing the upcoming project, I feel like there’s no one better to adapt this deeply personal exploration of faith and the dark side of communication than the person who first came up with it. That’s why I can’t wait to see Kister’s work on the big screen, as I have a feeling that this young filmmaker is the next one on the list about to make cinematic history – especially since this is clearly a passion project that has been in the works for years at this point!

That being said, there’s always a chance that the film could end up unleashing a fresh wave of Alternate incursions, but I guess that’s just a risk we’ll have to take.

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