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Six of the Best Chainsaws in Gaming!
With both the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Evil Dead franchises promising us brand new videogame adaptations in 2022, it appears that horror gamers have a lot to look forward to in the near future. At the very least, we’ll be having a lot of virtual chainsaw-related fun later this year, and that got me thinking about the popularity of chainsaws in the horror genre, especially when it comes to gaming.
From Leatherface’s unfortunately phallic-looking weapon in his 1983 outing on Atari consoles to to the online flash sensation Skull Kid, chainsaws just feel right as badass power-ups and are almost always satisfying to use. That’s why they’ve become so prevalent in gaming despite their real-world impracticality when it comes to anything other than boring old hard labor.
Of course, despite this popularity, not all digital chainsaws are created equal, so we’ve decided to come up with this list celebrating six of the best chainsaws in gaming! Since there are so many to choose from, we’ll be limiting our selection to player-controlled in-game weapons only. That means no Dr. Salazar from Resident Evil 4 or that limited edition PS2 controller shaped like a chainsaw. We also won’t be including any hybrid weapons, which excludes items like the iconic Lancer from the Gears of War series.
As usual, don’t forget to comment below with your own favorites if you think we missed an important one.
Now, onto the list of the best chainsaws in gaming!
6. Splatterhouse (2010)

Namco’s Splatterhouse reboot has a lot going for it. Sure, the engine is a bit janky and the levels can get irritatingly repetitive, but there’s a solid story by comic writer Gordon Rennie that keeps things interesting, and I just can’t get enough of Jim Cumming’s charming performance as the Terror Mask.
Of course, it’s the over-the-top violence that really makes a Splatterhouse title, and that’s where this virtual chainsaw comes in. First acquired after literally ripping it off the bloody arms of the infamous Biggy Man, this deadly weapon is actually a little bit too fun, as the gore-induced particle effects are so exaggerated that they often make the game lag. That’s why it’s on the bottom of this list despite being such a genuinely fun power-up.
5. Dead by Daylight (2016)

While it’s now known for its impressive array of licensed murderers, Dead by Daylight has always put a lot of effort into its original killers. Of the three playable antagonists that initially shipped with the game, I think the Hillbilly stands out as one of the most fun to control due to his absolutely devastating chainsaw attack.
While the saw has to be revved up in order to be used and players have to deal with an annoying cool-down period, it’s still one of the most insanely powerful weapons in the game, able to take down several survivors in a single hit if you can catch them all in a closed space. This insanely satisfying attack also gets bonus points for being featured in the game’s Leatherface add-on, which makes a lot of sense when you consider that the Hillbilly was directly inspired by Tobe Hooper’s iconic cannibal.
4. Silent Hill 2 (2001)

Silent Hill 2 is fascinating and hard to put down (not to mention one of my favorite games of all time), but I don’t think I’d call this depression simulator a traditionally “fun” experience. At least not during your first playthrough. When it comes to a New Game Plus, however, SH2 allows James Sunderland to re-enact his favorite Evil Dead moments with a familiar chainsaw that only spawns if you managed to get your hands on some fuel during your previous playthrough.
The Silent Hill 2 combat system may not be especially entertaining, but the sheer absurdity of wielding a weapon traditionally associated with B-movies inside an interactive adaptation of a Dostoyevsky novel is absolutely priceless. The chainsaw would show up again in later entries in the franchise, but I’ll never forget cutting down demonic nurses like a maniac while James cries about his dead wife.
3. Lollipop Chainsaw (2012)

With a name like that, it’s obvious that James Gunn (yes, that James Gunn) and Suda 51’s Lollipop Chainsaw would be making it onto the list. While this oddball hack n’ slash title is kind of an acquired taste, there’s something to be said about the schlocky thrills of chainsaw-ing zombies while taking control of a scantily clad cheerleader with a possible blood fetish.
Not only does Juliet’s titular chainsaw sport a custom pink finish, but the shaft is charmingly decorated with a tiny heart to let zombies know that they’re being killed with kindness. The title also gets bonus points for likely containing the most amount of dedicated chainsaw combos in any action game ever.
2. Mad World (2009)

There’s no denying that the Nintendo Wii was one of the most successful videogame consoles of all time. However, the Wii was also cursed with a reputation as “baby’s first console”, with most releases being targeted towards a younger audience. Of course, leave it to PlatinumGames to prove the critics wrong with their incredibly gory Mad World, a game that appropriately features a protagonist that can turn his arm into a freakin’ chainsaw.
Boasting Sin-City-inspired visuals, addicting gameplay and more action one-liners than you can shake a stick at, Mad World makes it onto this list because of how fun it is to set up chainsaw executions with the Wii’s motion controls. While the movements aren’t exactly precise, it’s a lot of fun to simulate a kill with your real hands and see it reproduced in beautifully bloody glory on the screen.
1. Doom (1993) to Doom Eternal (2020)

Present in every entry of this long-running series, I don’t think anyone will disagree about having Doom’s recurring ‘saws as our number one pick for the best chainsaws in gaming. After all, how can you say no to the franchise that created the double-barreled chainsaw?
Referred to as “the great communicator” by Doom-Guy in that infamous tie-in comic, this memorable weapon has been entertaining gamers for nearly three decades now. Not only does it break up the monotony with some close-quarters fun, but the constant revving also makes the badass soundtrack hit that much harder while you’re joyously eviscerating hell-spawn.
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6 Underrated Alien Invasion Thrillers To Watch After ‘Disclosure Day’
It’s been 75 years since The Thing From Another World first warned us to “watch the skies”, and filmgoers have done just that by showing up to multiple instances of extraterrestrial contact on the big screen. This makes sense, as a recent CBS news poll estimated that 63% of Americans believe in intelligent life on other planets, and the ongoing disclosure movement aims to raise that number with each passing day.
With Steven Spielberg’s Disclosure Day leaving many genre fans hungry for more alien footage (preferably of the spooky variety), today I’d like to share a list recommending six underrated alien invasion thrillers for your viewing pleasure. After all, regardless of whether or not you believe that we’re alone in the universe, it can be fun to dream about the worst-case scenario if our cosmic neighbors ever decide to visit.
For the purposes of this list, we’ll be focusing on lesser-known invasion stories rather than the popular extraterrestrials of franchises like Alien and Close Encounters of the Third (or even Fourth) Kind. That being said, don’t forget to comment below with your own alien favorites if you think we missed a particularly thrilling movie.
While it won’t be featured in this article, I’d highly recommend checking out Dean Alioto’s UFO Abduction/The McPherson Tape if you’re up for some ufology-inspired found footage thrills.
With that out of the way, onto the list!
6. The Arrival (1996)

Not to be confused with Denis Villeneuve’s Academy Award-winning Amy Adams vehicle about learning to communicate peacefully with extraterrestrial life, David Twohy’s The Arrival is a much more straightforward (but no less entertaining) genre romp where Charlie Sheen faces a global conspiracy involving hostile alien invaders.
It’s not exactly up there with Close Encounters or even Independence Day, but Twohy’s conspiratorial thriller plays out like an exceptionally fun episode of The X-Files that I’d recommend to sci-fi/horror fans who don’t mind a little bit of wonky CGI and 90s excess alongside their alien thrills.
5. Extraterrestrial (2014)

The Vicious Brothers made a name for themselves with the success of 2011’s Grave Encounters, but that was far from the Canadian duo’s only collaboration. And while it’s not exactly a fan favorite, I always point out 2014’s Extraterrestrial as one of their most underrated projects simply because I agree with the filmmakers’ opinion that there aren’t enough ‘cool alien abduction movies’ out there.
Admittedly, the majority of the picture functions like a run-of-the-mill creature feature with paper-thin characters and familiar horror tropes, but I’d argue that the cosmically-terrifying final act elevates the experience to new and memorable heights. The movie also boasts great performances by both Michael Ironside and Emily Perkins – a combination that more than makes up for the occasionally janky CGI.
4. Alien Raiders (2008)

Director Ben Rock has gone on record lamenting how his John-Carpenter-inspired creature feature was forcefully renamed from Supermarket to the painfully obvious Alien Raiders (a change which likely resulted in many potential viewers skipping out on the experience), but the new title doesn’t change the fact that this single-location thriller is something of a hidden gem.
Taking place entirely within a supermarket, Alien Raiders tells the story of an ensemble of customers and employees who are taken hostage by a group of armed men looking for something far more dangerous than an easy payout. I won’t get into details in order to avoid spoiling the experience, but I’d highly recommend this criminally underseen flick to fans of John Carpenter and the Resident Evil games.
3. Phoenix Forgotten (2017)

You’d think that a Ridley-Scott-produced retelling of one of the most infamous real-life UFO sightings of all time would have a bigger following, but I rarely see Justin Barber’s Found Footage period piece brought up during discussions about extraterrestrial-focused horror movies.
This is a huge shame, as Phoenix Forgotten is just as spooky as it is convincing, with this well-researched dive into the Phoenix Lights incident benefiting from surprisingly believable special effects as well as an appropriately horrific finale.
2. Communion (1989)

I wouldn’t blame you for disregarding Whitley Strieber’s controversial book about his alleged close encounter as sensationalist slop, but I’d argue that Phillipe Mora’s 1989 adaptation of these events is much better than the source material. After all, the movie works as a standalone piece of speculative fiction while also benefiting from an incredible performance by the one and only Christopher Walken!
Mora’s take on Communion may not be particularly scary, but the film is still an unforgettable character study regardless of whether or not the abduction really happened. Not only that, but the flick also paved the way for plenty of future sci-fi stories where the extraterrestrial invaders aren’t as evil as they initially appear.
1. Altered (2006)

Originally envisioned as a Sam Raimi-style horror-comedy titled Probed, Eduardo Sánchez (of The Blair Witch Project fame) eventually realized that it would be much more interesting to turn the film into a serious exploration of the emotional aftermath of a traumatic abduction incident.
That’s how we got Altered, a clever inversion of the standard abduction narrative that follows a group of troubled friends as they capture and experiment on an alien in order to enact revenge for their own abduction years prior.
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