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M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘Signs’ Still Delivers Terror With the Best Alien Scare of All Time

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Not many horror films truly scare me these days. But alien horror? Even the ones substandard to most send me into a fear frenzy. That’s why I’m taking a deep dive into the sub-genre.

Welcome to “Aliens Scare Me”. A look into alien horror films on a case by case basis. This month we investigate creepy crop circles with M. Night Shyamalan‘s Signs.

What it’s about: Signs was the fifth movie of Shyamalan’s career and one of his most popular. Fresh off the success of The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable. Yet, just before upsetting the Movie Gods and causing a colossal shit storm of epic proportions with his ending to The Village.

At its simplest Signs is about a family unit including characters portrayed by Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix, Abigail Breslin (her first appearance in the movies) and Rory Culkin finding themselves at the center of an alien attack.

However, Signs has a lot of moving themes as Graham (Gibson) is a retired Preacher struggling with his faith after his wife was killed suddenly by a driver (played by Shyamalan) who falls asleep at the wheel. There’s a lot Signs unpacks about finding yourself in the impossible situation of being in the throws of extreme grief while also responsible for caring for a family. All this and the film still manages to end with a Night of the Living Dead-style barricading of the house as the aliens show up personally, at their home. Like they were selling fucking Omaha steaks.

Why It’s Scary: Shyamalan is noted as saying that the scariest part of the film was not the aliens but rather a good man losing his faith. I’ve checked with my personal sources however and can confirm that it’s still the aliens. One scene specifically? A top five scariest moment in film (for me); the birthday party scene.

Shyamalan utilizes found footage in a moment where a bunch of children in Brazil capture one of the aliens on camcorder. The footage is experienced through Merrill’s (Phoenix) point of view as he’s watching the TV in the closet (You know, so the kids don’t become obsessed). Merrill scoots way up the TV and hilariously starts screaming at the children to move; “VAMINOS CHILDREN, VAMINOS!” Then, it happens. The number one jump scare of my entire life. For the first time in the film we see one of the aliens in all of its glory as it passes through the street.

It’s not the way the aliens look per se, it’s the sudden shock of seeing an alien in the middle of the goddamn street creeping around like Michael Myers looking for his contact lens. I literally jumped out of my seat in the theater. And it’s not just visceral scares (there are only maybe four in the entire movie) but rather the impending doom. Something Signs manages to do extraordinarily well is give the audience every view imaginable of an alien invasion.

The worldly view comes as constant news updates throughout show us alien craft hovering over the entire world, the news anchor’s voice becoming more and more desolate.

We get the small town view of such a situation when the family takes a trip to town trying to take their minds off things. From the teenager in the pharmacy wanting to confess her sins before the end of the world, to the small book store having but a single book on aliens (left there by mistake), to the local army recruiter’s personal take on the situation. The entire trip to town was a very Stephen King moment for Shyamalan, creating an extra layer of contained panic. A town going about their everyday lives in the face of possible extinction because there’s nothing they can do but talk to each other about it.

Most impressively, we get the personalized perspective of an alien invasion in the scenes at the family farm home. Beginning with a slow build (the crop circles, the alien on the roof, the baby monitor capturing alien signals) and ending with a full-on alien home invasion sequence. Could you imagine being on a farm in the country at night knowing hostile aliens are trying to force their way in on foot? Give me zombies any day.

Finally, we find ourselves all the way back at what Shyamalan himself found scariest about the film…..the loss of faith. For me it’s not the religious aspect but rather a father who knows for certain in his heart that his family is going to die that night and there is nothing that’s going to save them. The last meal dinner scene is heartbreaking, frightening and a masterclass in acting from everyone involved. As much as aliens in horror scare me, the thought of helplessly losing my family scares me more.

Where it lands: Signs is one of my top ten favorite films of all time for all the reasons listed above. More than anything else, it’s just so….weird. From the pacing, to the dialogue, to the strange acting. It just feels so unlike any other movie.

It‘s also one of the few Shyamalan films that wasn’t all that divisive. The film comes in at an above average “Fresh” score from both audiences and critics. Though there are of course no doubt those who don’t appreciate it.

M. Night will always be a polarizing filmmaker but one does wonder if Signs isn’t a place of comfort for him in his resume. I know it’s a comfort film for me. Which probably sounds strange since it scares the bejesus out of me. Watching a movie every year for twenty years will take some of the edge off. A little bit, at least.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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