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“I Can Be Your Worst Enemy”: The Underrated Horror Comedy of ‘The Cable Guy’
“The Cable Guy is NOT a horror movie,” you think to yourself while considering verbally punching me in the throat in the comments section below. You’re correct. But also, imagine this: If an unhinged, uber manipulative, obsessive, attention deprived stranger, with deep seeded mother abandonment issues, that you mistakenly let into your home and life began stalking you; turned your friends, family and girlfriend against you; had you arrested for crimes you didn’t commit; set up hidden cameras in your apartment; had you fired from your job; talked dirty to your mother; stalked and assaulted your ex’s new boyfriend in a men’s bathroom at a public restaurant and eventually kidnapped your ex with a stapler (exhale) all in the matter of a few days…
Wouldn’t that be… horrific?
Chip Douglas (Jim Carrey) may be gangly, over the top and hilarious to us but what he’s doing to Steven (Matthew Broderick) in 1996’s The Cable Guy is surprisingly and frighteningly realistic. The way a stranger can just come into your life with something as banal as a cable appointment and systematically use the tiniest bit of kindness to love bomb and destroy your entire existence from the inside is more authentic than comfort would like to dictate. All it took was the right victim, a few “preferred customers,” and some stalker sized dedication.
The right victim being Steven, who has such tunnel vision for desperately winning back his half-interested girlfriend (Leslie Mann) that he’d probably have a beer with Ted Bundy if it meant getting a leg up. He has a very small and penetrable circle full of people who are much more likely to believe a fun, charismatic new guy over Steven, who has a very self centered and whiney personality. The aforementioned “preferred customers” being Police Officers willing to look the other way and Medieval Times employees willing to let him commit attempted murder in front of hundreds of people whilst doing an acapella Star Trek soundtrack (BUDDDADADAHHH! BUDDADDADDAH!). All things considered, this mess could have ended far uglier than it did for Steven and Chip could have gotten away with it, too. All he would have had to do was juice up the Medical Examiner with a free sports package. Cable was expensive, man!
In all seriousness, The Cable Guy isn’t without some casual Hollywood Horror. There’s the “monster man” scene where Steven has a nightmare that Chip shows up in his hallway in the middle of the night screaming “CABLLLLE GUUYY” with neon green eyes. He breaks down his door Jason Voorhees style, howling “I JUST WANT TO HANG OUT! NO BIG DEAL!” and chases him down before Steven wakes up at the last second. Then there’s the scene where Chip is lying on the floor and staring at the ceiling as he makes a threatening phone call. A spider crawls slowly across his face as he just smiles with no other reaction whatsoever, lying still in total super psycho repose. Say what you want about the movie as a whole but that shit gives me the shivery timbers.
Perhaps the most underrated horror aspect of The Cable Guy, however, is the work of director Ben Stiller (Yeah, that Ben Stiller!) and cinematographer Robert Brinkmann. There’s a certain horror movie look and atmosphere to it all. The entire film seems to take place at night with a subtle dark and windy Haddonfield-esque vibe even though it takes place in the city. There always seems to be a storm on the horizon. This paired with the constant, heartless true crime shock TV storyline of the Menendez brothers in the background creates a nice, creepy at home alone during a thunderstorm at night vibe. And you may think I’m crazy but take a look at the camerawork the next time you watch the bathroom scene. As Jim Carrey, dressed as the Una-bomber, beats the living hell out of Owen Wilson’s asshole character in the bathroom? The framing and movements of the camera are incredibly cinematic and impressive. Kudos, Ben Stiller.

There’s so many moments like this in The Cable Guy that were overlooked because audiences just weren’t able to overcome seeing Jim Carrey in such a dark film. I’ve no doubt this strange little movie – written by Lou Holtz Jr., his only IMDb credit to date – would be celebrated critically had it been released today. Hell, even at the beginning of Carrey’s career it would have been received with far less bewilderment. Instead The Cable Guy released in 1996 at the absolute precipice of Carrey’s stardom. On the heels of Dumb and Dumber, Ace Ventura and The Mask, audiences just couldn’t process it. Like when your favorite sports player leaves for another team and your brain just doesn’t quite compute how weird it is to see them wearing a different jersey.
If you think all this is bias, you might be right. Personally, I think Jim Carrey is one of the top five most talented people I’ve ever watched grace a screen. But that won’t stop me from stating that I think The Cable Guy might be the most overlooked and underappreciated comedic performance of his career. So many quotable lines make this one of my most re-watched movies of all time. From “Scrambee eggs!” to “It’s just skin Steven” to “Red Knight goin down! Down, down, down!” pretty much every line uttered by Carrey is a classic. At least in my house.
Again, I won’t sit here and try to argue this is a horror movie. It’s not. But The Cable Guy certainly flirts with being a comedy-horror of sorts, and it’s best enjoyed through that lens.
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Before ‘The Blair Witch Project’, ‘Alien Autopsy’ Showed How Real Found Footage Could Feel
The line separating artist from con man is a lot thinner than you might initially believe. While I think we can all agree that lying for the sake of profit is actively malicious behavior, isn’t it also true that the faux documentary aspect of The Blair Witch Project is half the reason why that film became such a cultural phenomenon? After all, if there’s one thing filmmakers have in common with stage magicians, it’s that misleading and misdirecting audiences is simply part of the job.
That’s why I’ve developed a habit of mostly ignoring the moral quandaries behind many of film and television’s biggest “hoaxes” in favor of appreciating the narrative elements that drive productions like Mermaids: The Body Found and even Animal Planet’s highly underrated The Cannibal in the Jungle. However, if there’s a definitive case of a highly publicized broadcast fooling the world into taking it seriously, it has to be Fox’s infamous 1995 TV special Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction.
It’s been over three decades since that eerie footage first haunted television screens right at the peak of the ’90s ufology craze, and in that time, the video has taken on a life of its own. From countless parodies and references in everything from The X-Files to Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater (as well as John Dower’s recently released tell-all documentary The Alien Autopsy Scandal, which I’d highly recommend to genre fans everywhere), there’s no denying the legacy of the Alien Autopsy video. However, I rarely see the tape discussed as what it truly is: a highly convincing found footage film directed by a passionate stage magician and brought to life by masterful practical effects work.
That’s why I’d like to invite readers to join me on a deep dive into one of the most infamous broadcasts of all time in an attempt to reevaluate the footage as a fascinating narrative experience rather than a complete hoax.
The TV Special That Convinced Millions It Was Real

Ray Santilli next to Extraterrestrial replica in ‘The Alien Autopsy Scandal’
For starters, regardless of whether or not you believe that there was in fact an extraterrestrial crash in Roswell during the summer of 1947 and that some form of autopsy was performed on the victims, the producers behind the black & white recordings, Ray Santilli and Gary Shoefield, insist that their video was a “restoration.” Though I’d argue that the proper word is “remake”of genuine footage that was too damaged to air on television. That’s why the duo went on to recruit filmmaker and eccentric magician Spyros Melaris and sculptor/monster designer John Humphreys to bring their version of the autopsy to life and sell it to the highest bidder.
This is where the story of the Alien Autopsy as a narrative experience really begins. Melaris claims that his approach to the faux recording consisted of striving for extreme period accuracy in both shooting equipment and setting while also planting subtle details that would initially seem like mistakes but could later be revealed to actually fit the time period. That being said, the filmmaker was under the impression that the short would be released for free as a PR stunt, with the team later producing and selling an informative documentary chronicling exactly how the footage was faked and commenting on how easy it is to manipulate public perception with a good old-fashioned magic trick.
This obviously isn’t how things went down, and that’s likely the reason why Melaris has since distanced himself from everyone else involved with the project. Yet, no amount of behind-the-scenes drama can undermine the genuine effort that went into making the short as impressive as it is. From the sourcing of real animal organs from a local butcher to make the organic part of the creature more lifelike to the highly detailed sculpt that made use of a hollowed-out underlayer that could be filled with fake blood and assorted viscera, there’s a reason why so many Hollywood specialists are still impressed with the artistry on display here.
Of course, the believability is only half the story, as I think that the best part of the autopsy is how Melaris builds on the existing tension by obscuring certain details and often embracing the chaos of what a real examination of extraterrestrial life could feel like. The camera often goes out of focus at just the right time to make certain effects hit even harder, and we can only speculate as to what the hazmat-suited doctors are gesticulating about during the operation. There’s a real air of mystery to the whole thing that almost makes it feel like a cosmically terrifying, cursed film containing forbidden knowledge that civilians were never meant to see.
So when Fox’s Fact or Fiction brings in the specialists to comment on the film and its otherworldly subject, it’s no surprise that we end up with one of the most memorable mockumentaries of all time – albeit one where the participants are unaware that the footage they’re commenting on is basically a large-scale practical joke. A joke that the network was obviously in on, as many participants claim that the TV special cut out significant portions where guests point out that they believe the footage to be an elaborate hoax.
The Lasting Impact of the Hoax Turned Cultural Event

Regardless, I remember going to bed terrified after watching reruns of the special and thinking about the respected pathologist who claimed that the body was almost certainly inhuman, with even effects maestro Stan Winston commenting on how difficult it would be to recreate some of these visuals through practical puppetry. That’s not even mentioning Jonathan Frakes’ dramatic hyping up of the disturbing imagery as if he was talking about the tape from The Ring, with his spooky demeanor here likely being responsible for his later role as the host of Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction a few years later.
Personally, I’d argue that the Alien Autopsy phenomenon had just as much of an impact on me as a horror fan as The Blair Witch Project, a film that was almost certainly influenced by the success of this immensely popular hoax (to the point where they even produced their own TV special commenting on Heather’s found footage). Even if Fox didn’t intend to produce a narrative feature about the aftermath of the Roswell crash, the end product still holds up remarkably well as a highly entertaining mockumentary exploring the idea that we may not be alone in the universe.
While neither Santilli nor the rest of the production team has ever commented on this, I also think it’s very likely that the idea of a faux Alien Autopsy could have been influenced by Dean Alioto’s The McPherson Tape/UFO Abduction. I’ve already written about how this granddaddy of found footage was co-opted by rogue ufologists who began selling bootlegs of the tape at conventions as if it were real evidence of a close encounter, so it’s not that much of a stretch to imagine that Santilli and company could have heard about this phenomenon and been inspired to come up with their own highly profitable hoax.
At the end of the day, it’s unlikely that the Alien Autopsy film is recreating any real footage from Roswell, but I can still appreciate the short and the accompanying television event as a standalone horror story that still influences the way we see found footage to this very day.
After all, the possibility that something could be real is often much scarier than finding out for sure – and that’s why I think Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction is still worth revisiting three decades down the line.

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