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‘Dead & Breakfast’: Osgood Perkins’ Other Gory Horror-Comedy
Since Osgood Perkins’ feature debut with The Blackcoat’s Daughter, the filmmaker quickly developed a reputation for somber, atmospheric horror. Perkins left that variety of horror behind for his fifth outing as director with The Monkey, opting instead to entertain with an absurdist, gory comedy that mines death for all its mordant humor. It’s a move that might seem out of left field at first, until you recall Perkins’ early career start as an actor with comedic roles including the underseen early aughts horror-comedy Dead & Breakfast.
The 2004 zombie comedy from writer/director Matthew Leutwyler follows a group of friends road-tripping in an RV to Galveston, Texas, for a wedding. Because this is a horror-comedy, the group gets lost and winds up at a bed & breakfast in Lovelock. Things are already weird and eccentric in small town Texas, but then group oddball Johnny (Perkins) opens a small wooden box and unleashes “Kuman Thong,” a malevolent spirit that possesses Johnny and turns Lovelock into a bloody battleground for survival.
Oh, and Dead & Breakfast also happens to be a musical.
Perhaps more accurately, Leutwyler’s horror-comedy features a minstrel in the form of singer-songwriter Zach Selwyn’s Randall Keith Randall, the gas station attendant doubling as Lovelock’s resident musician and narrator. It’s Randall Keith Randall who keeps the viewer appraised of the mounting horror lore while keeping an ever watchful eye on the chaos. Dead & Breakfast smartly never overplays this element of its comedy, keeping the musical numbers reduced mostly to a single scene of singing, line-dancing zombies. It also helps that this scene features the catchiest tune of the movie.

However, it does take a while for Dead & Breakfast to settle into its horror-comedy groove and unleash the zombie fun; Leutwyler spends a bit too much time establishing the group’s dysfunction and baggage first. The good news, of course, is that the cast is stacked on this indie feature.
Kill Bill star David Carradine cameos as the bed & breakfast’s owner, with the actor’s niece, Ever Carradine, in a much more substantial role as the no-nonsense, resourceful group member, Sara. Jeremy Sisto (May), Erik Palladino (Return to House on Haunted Hill), and Bianca Lawson (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer”) round out the central group members prone to romantic drama, while Gina Phillips plays Melody, the pure-hearted friend all but destined for final girl status. Portia de Rossi also cameos, and “The Walking Dead” star Jeffrey Dean Morgan turns in a charming performance as the plucky town Sheriff.
Then there’s Johnny, the oddball tagalong of the bunch as Sara’s brother. Osgood Perkins’ Johnny is all but earmarked for villain status from the moment he’s introduced as the loner weirdo and most teased member of the group who keeps a roadkill tally while driving the RV. The picked on kid of the bunch then becomes the lead bully when Johnny unleashes Kuman Thong, transforming from seething wallflower into acerbic evil mastermind. This is also the turning point where Perkins’ performance really comes alive, with the actor having a clear blast as the murderous zombie-type who adores wielding decapitated heads as hand puppets. It’s that playful spirit that heightens Dead & Breakfast‘s sense of fun and serves as a precursor to Perkins’ delightfully deranged turn as Chip, Hal’s mutton chop-sporting swinging uncle in The Monkey.

Like the Perkins-directed The Monkey, Leutwyler’s film revels in bloodletting. While nowhere near as impressive with its body count as Perkins’ film, Dead & Breakfast does deliver a respectable amount of gore. Once the mumblecore dynamics are in the rearview, Johnny amasses an undead zombie that lays siege to Lovelock in vibrantly violent ways that leave no one safe from the mayhem. Heads roll, scalps are ripped, and a home invasion siege coats the walls in viscera. The splatstick comes with a heaping helping of witty zingers and self-referential jokes, of course. Look for knowing winks to Perkins’ horror lineage among the meta humor jokes and sight gags.
Dead & Breakfast was overshadowed by higher profile zombie comedies like Shaun of the Dead, released in the same period, or even 2004’s Dawn of the Dead. It doesn’t shake up the formula, and the first act’s dry humor takes a while to warm up. But like Lovelock itself and its laid back country folk, Leutwyler’s zom-com offers irreverent charm and a tongue-in-cheek commitment to splatstick entertainment. It’s also a fun early aughts time capsule that includes an early look at a contemporary horror stalwart; Dead & Breakfast serves as a showcase for Osgood Perkins’ horror-comedy talents a full two decades before The Monkey.
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Forgotten ’80s Satanic Panic Horror Gem ‘The Kiss’ Is Worth Rediscovering
Horror was thriving so well in the 1980s that movies like Pen Densham’s The Kiss (1988) would understandably get lost in the shuffle, only to then gain their fans later on in life. Even still, this one Canadian-American curio has had a more challenging time than others, as far as contemporary reevaluations go, which is very likely due to the movie’s limited availability—at least as of this write-up.
However, the scarceness of The Kiss, while a bit annoying, makes it like catnip for ‘80s horror completists everywhere. Hopefully, a lot of them will walk away satisfied after watching this hidden gem.
Even though The Kiss was intended as the first of several horror collaborations between Astral Pictures and TriStar, as well as the first feature produced by Densham, Richard B. Lewis and John Watson’s Trilogy Entertainment Group, it ended up being the only one produced from that former union. Once the movie was released, TriStar’s distribution jitters—they opted for a regional rollout—did the $6-million flick no favors. TriStar’s cold feet toward horror releases have been well noted, but The Kiss still did a tad better than Night of the Creeps (1986), another genre outing that flopped due to its regional opening.
Shot in Montreal, but set in Albany, New York, The Kiss—which was still called The Host just a few months before its October premiere—concerns an average middle-class family and their forthcoming situation. The uncanny problem in store for them was, in fact, set in motion some years earlier. As that hot and dusty flashback to the Belgian Congo shows, a familial curse was set upon the two Dunbar sisters well before Meredith Salenger’s teenage character was born.

Meredith Salenger, Nicholas Kilbertus and Mimi Kuzyk in The Kiss
The Kiss, which was based on a story by co-writer Stephen Volk (Ghostwatch) and penned by both Volk and Tom Ropelewski, has the outward appearance of The Stepfather (1987). This movie, though, is anything but a gender-flipped retread of that classic domestic disturber. For starters, The Kiss is far less grounded in reality—that much is clear from its unsettling opening scene. There, a trusting girl (Priscilla Mouzakiotis) is the victim of her own deceptive aunt (Céline Lomez); the movie’s titular act, and the story’s first shock, becomes the means of transferring an ancient evil from one host to another.
In the present day, Salenger’s role of Amy Halloran, a religious schoolgirl, is dealt a harsh blow in life once her mother, Hilary Halloran née Dunbar (Pamela Collyer), suddenly dies in a freak accident. But rather than a complete stranger sweeping the Halloran widower (Nicholas Kilbertus) off his feet some months later, Joanna Pacula’s character is that chosen temptress. Here, Pacula plays the grown-up version of the afflicted girl last seen in the movie’s opener. Since Amy’s mother is insistent about there being no reunion between estranged sisters, and she even contemplates buying a gun shortly before her tragic demise, it’s presumable that Aunt Felice poses a threat to her family.
The Kiss isn’t a movie ever too concerned about its own predictability. The audience is indeed often one step ahead of the story here, but also keep in mind how every one of those steps is loud. Take, for instance, the death of Amy’s mother; the Halloran matriarch goes out in garish, gruesome fashion, as a supernaturally commandeered truck sends Collyer’s character through a store window first, then leaves her one leg short. The directorial enthusiasm truly comes out in horrific moments such as these.
The Kiss is always sure to revel in its characters’ ills and misfortunes. So if the plot doesn’t impress, then its lurid parts should. Amy’s mother’s exit scene was proof of an eager, first-time horror director proving his worth. Then, bestie Heather (Sabrina Boudot) survives to tell the tale of a bizarre escalator mishap that, despite showing relatively less gore, spikes viewers’ empathy meter. The wilder bits of this movie, however, commence with that inevitable hookup between Felice and Amy’s bewitched father; their kitchen coitus is paralleled by Amy’s feverish classroom terror. The outcome there is a disquieting cross-cut of sex magic and a young woman’s menstrual onset plus hallucinations.

Sabrina Boudot in The Kiss
From foam appliances to bladders, that parade of special effects in The Kiss casts its own spell on the audience. Felice’s familiar, a visibly malevolent cat, was realized here with several models, some more articulate than others. Admittedly, the demon cat’s not as convincing as most of the effects here, but accepting that artifice, as opposed to fighting it, will make the whole experience way more enjoyable. As for the makeup used to manifest Felice’s inner villainy, it is more minimal and subtle than one might like; yet the work done to turn Pacula into an antithesis of herself is nonetheless compelling.
The otherworldly perils and dreadful goings-on wouldn’t work half as well as they do in The Kiss without the story’s contrast effect. Finding frights in picturesque, extremely ordinary settings was something that took off in the ‘80s, thanks to that sweeping shift to locales like the suburbs. And Amy’s home, a replica of a real Montreal suburban house, is the ideal battleground for any proper good-versus-evil story. It’s also prime real estate for this movie’s satanic panic-inspired horrors.
Because of their ostensibly similar plots, The Kiss has been compared to The Exorcist (1973). Except in Densham’s movie, the sinister, non-Christian entity targeting a teen girl lies within something less apparent and, perhaps, more devastating upon its exposure. To an outsider, Pacula’s Aunt Felice is too beautiful and unobjectionable to ever suspect of being a monster. More suspicious is how quickly she rips into the fabric of the Halloran home. Felice’s mere presence upsets the “texture of family life,” according to the director.

The demon cat in The Kiss
Taking out Amy’s mother and best friend, and distracting her father, would suggest The Kiss is playing by a different set of rules. It is initially leaving its adolescent target unsupported in a rather grim scenario. In contrast, though, this story offers up a surrogate parent who does her best to fill in the holes of Amy’s eroding home life. Mimi Kuzyk does good work as that family friend and doctor, Brenda, who guides the lost child without also steering her in any one direction; she is naturally skeptical of Amy’s accusations until it’s almost too late to do anything about them. So although The Kiss does an admirable job of undoing the main character’s support system, it never leaves her without a lifeline. This dark movie, in spite of everything that’s transpired, doesn’t deprive itself of light and hope.
The Kiss is a potent mélange of familiar ideas. If not for the director’s surprise flair for horror, though, the movie would have been less effective. What a shame that Pen Densham didn’t continue with the genre. As for Joanna Pacula, she is, too, owed credit as the wicked vixen opposite Meredith Salenger’s pitiable Amy; she never fails to be unsettling in her role. Pacula makes Aunt Felice a sexy yet intimidating character.
For horror that steadily doles out madness and menace, while also delivering a flashy and ghastly conclusion, The Kiss is certain to please. Yes, it’s cheesy all the way, but most favorably, everyone involved plays everything straight. That kind of commitment goes a long way with this movie.

The Kiss
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