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Remember When the ‘Final Destination 5’ Cast Spoofed ‘Saved by the Bell’ for a Murder Musical?
A buried viral hit gives the ‘Final Destination’ franchise a musical makeover that riffs on a ‘90s sitcom classic and proves the slasher series’ versatility.
When iconic horror franchises are under discussion, it’s typically Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Child’s Play, Saw, and The Conjuring Universe that come to mind. That being said, Final Destination has a wildly consistent track record and surprisingly continuity across its five films that gives the franchise far more depth than one would expect. Final Destination may be popcorn movie fun, but there’s no denying that it’s made an entire generation of horror fans scared to drive behind a log truck, walk under a fire escape, or get in a tanning bed. It’s created just as much terror and apprehension around these innocuous items as Psycho did for the shower. Final Destination doesn’t always get the respect that it deserves as an A+ horror franchise. That being said, it’s grossed over $657 million worldwide and is sure to add quite a bit to that total after Final Destination Bloodlines’ release this year.
Final Destination is a franchise that’s all about how underestimating the power of death will always end poorly, whether that’s by the characters in the films or the movies’ general audience. Death hits back even harder when people think it’s down for the count. The Final Destination was designed to be the franchise’s swan song, but it ended up being its highest-grossing entry and spawning more sequels. Five films deep with a sixth on the way, Final Destination is a series that will never be dismissed. It’s a series that will always subvert expectations, right down to a bizarre viral marketing stunt from 2011 that briefly turned Final Destination into a Saved by the Bell-spoofing murder musical.
In conjunction with Final Destination 5’s release, Miles Fisher – who plays Peter Friedman in the film – released a genre-bridging music video titled “New Romance.” Fisher, who also had a budding music career in addition to his growing credits as an actor, took this opportunity to collide worlds in the most entertaining way possible. “New Romance” is set at “Final Destination High,” where a cast of hapless teenagers all meet vicious, “random” deaths, all while this massacre is set to pop music. “New Romance” was conceived by Fisher, director Dave Green, and producer Jake Avnet, but the music video embraces its inner Crypt Keeper with farcical credits that are full of gag names like Graham Reaper, Lou Sifer, Ina Kaskett, and Ura Gonner. It’s another playful, economical way to pack more content into these four minutes.
An effective marketing tool is a great way for a film to connect with mainstream audiences and generate a little extra juice. What’s so fascinating about Final Destination’s “New Romance” stunt is that it still became a temporary viral sensation, despite how much it limited its range. It was only posted to actor Miles Fisher’s personal YouTube and Vimeo channels, rather than any official acknowledgement by New Line Cinema or Final Destination proper. Furthermore, the video is uploaded as “Miles Fisher as Zack Morris,” which completely obscures any Final Destination association. It’s a viral stunt that feels more akin to the unconventional marketing techniques that are used for modern horror movies, like what Paramount Pictures did with Smile. Final Destination is no stranger to outside the box special features and supplemental promotional materials, such as Final Destination 3’s “Choose Their Fate” choose-your-own-adventure experiment or the many Final Destination novels that exist. “New Romance” works as well as it does because it comes across as this bizarre fever dream that shouldn’t exist.

Admittedly, this isn’t the first time that Fisher has spoofed a major horror film for music video inspiration. His cover of the Talking Heads’ “This Must be the Place” turns to American Psycho for inspiration (also directed by Dave Green). In fact, it was this original American Psycho homage that was used as a proof of concept of sorts to pitch Warner Bros.’ marketing team on the idea of using Final Destination 5’s cast and concept as the subject matter for Fisher’s new music video.
It may initially feel rather random to throw Final Destination in a blender with a sitcom like Saved by the Bell, but there’s actually a method to this madness. The ways in which characters perish in Final Destination – while grisly and macabre – are designed to be the ultimate punchlines. The sequences play out with the same comedic language that tell a story, seed suspense, and then hit hard with a surprising conclusion. Green attempts to merge Final Destination’s more dynamic cinematography with Saved by the Bell’s less-dimensional camerawork and forge this synthesis that simultaneously feels authentic to both shows.
Green initially wanted to go one step further with all this and really sell the ’90s TV atmosphere. Green’s DP exported the footage to VHS and then recaptured it, so there’s a genuine videocassette quality to the footage and not just some filter, but it looked too authentically shoddy and lo-fi that this plan wasn’t implemented in the final product. It’s this level of commitment and professionalism to the craft that has helped Green jump from directing music videos to helming Coyote vs. Acme, one of 2025’s most highly-anticipated feature films.
Horror films just seem to be a cultural reference point that Fisher loves to riff on, but “New Romance” is unique in the sense that it brings together the whole Final Destination 5 crew so that they can all be executed — again — in an equally morbid fashion. It’s as if Fisher’s Peter Friedkin and the rest of Final Destination 5’s victims are caught in some form of purgatory where they’re repeatedly killed in morbid manners for eternity as the ultimate punishment for trying to disrupt Death’s plan. The haunting laugh track that plays over the music video’s massacre really hammers in this idea. It’s like this Lynchian, abnormal nightmare that pretends to be jubilant and like everything is fine while the world burns down around it. While “New Romance” isn’t technically part of the Final Destination universe, it’s still easy to picture it fitting into the franchise and highlighting its horrifying sense of humor.

There’s definitely a novelty to watching Final Destination 5’s cast getting killed quickly in succession over the course of four minutes, all while they’re dressed as certain Saved by the Bell archetypes. “New Romance” really thrives here and features a slew of kills that manage to be surprising, gross, comical, and also beautifully homage some of Saved by the Bell’s biggest moments. One of the music video’s most inside baseball moments is when Emma Bell’s Jessie Spano analogue overdoses on caffeine pills, which references an iconic Saved by the Bell meme. “New Romance” will satisfy Final Destination fans, but it’s also guaranteed to resonate with Saved by the Bell fans who have never even seen a horror movie.
“New Romance” tested the waters on just how far the Final Destination franchise can push its boundaries. A musical sitcom satire sequel may not be in the cards for Final Destination, but “New Romance” distills the ambitious idea to four perfect minutes of genre-breaking bliss. Fortunately, Final Destination Bloodlines seems to have found just as effective of an angle that copiously celebrates karmic carnage, even if it’s lacking a musical refrain or a sitcom-style montage.
‘Final Destination: Bloodlines’ arrives in theaters on May 16.

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Neon-Soaked Cult Classic ‘Vamp’ Starring Grace Jones Still Has Bite 40 Years Later
College kids, strippers and vampires—those were Donald P. Borchers’ only requirements when he approached Richard Wenk about writing and directing a movie for New World Pictures. As requested, Wenk cooked up Vamp (1986), a tailor-made blend of the decade’s teen movie craze as well as its horror boom.
Grim and earnest stories were still very much a part of the ’80s horror landscape, yet Vamp is something of a comedy. One difference between it and, say, Saturday the 14th, though, is the former avoids using schtick. Wenk’s movie proves that horror comedies also don’t have to subtract thrills from their recipes. Of course, it takes a minute before reaching that point; college antics and culture shocks preface this one macabre misadventure.
Vamp‘s initial setup is apt for a typical college-set, sex-driven comedy; to bribe their way into a fraternity house, two pledges (Chris Makepeace, Robert Rusler) go looking for some adult entertainment. Without wasting time on any further exposition, the characters embark on an all-in-one-night trip that quickly detours into terror.
To procure their elusive MacGuffin—a stripper willing to gyrate for some frat boys—Keith (Makepeace) and AJ (Rusler), plus a third wheel named Duncan (Gedee Watanabe), trade the safety of their remote college campus for the seediness of some unnamed city. The setting is recognizably L.A. by day, but as soon as night falls, downtown, along with the characters, slips into a kind of surreal universe. Director of photography Elliot Davis gave this early entry on his prolific résumé an unusual yet distinctive look; that Mario Bava-esque, magenta-green lighting is omnipresent, so much so that it’s almost its own character.

Chris Makepeace and Robert Rusler in Vamp
The faint comparisons to Martin Scorsese’s After Hours are merited, although not just because of Vamp’s distinguishing nighttime aesthetic. Save for the primary characters, the supporting roles in Wenk’s movie are also quite colorful and transactional in their behavior. The difference here, though, is the additional urge to ruin Keith and his friends at every turn. Some of that harm is humorous and tolerable enough, whereas the moment Vamp dishes out its first fatality, it’s abundantly clear how this movie qualifies as horror.
Vamp falls into that category of horror movie that reveals its genre with a scream rather than a series of whispers. The opening scene can function as a hint of what lies ahead—things are not at all what they appear to be—but otherwise, Wenk is more than happy to hold off on the horror. When that time does come, though, it catches the viewer off guard. In addition to the pure shock value is that sudden decision to upend the movie’s foremost feature. Or so it would seem.
If afraid of major spoilage, those new to Vamp would be wise to stop reading here. There’s just no skirting around the fact that the central fellowship in this buddy movie hits a serious snag when AJ is killed. That development causes the story to become more of a “long, bad night” journey for Keith and his romantic interest. So while Wenk scores points for subverting expectations, there is also a touch of sadness in his decision. Because if Vamp does anything well, it’s making the characters likable.
Something that comes easily to Vamp—and other teen horror movies from this same era—is its ability to invent young characters worth caring about, or at the very least, are interesting and not so immediately off-putting. More impressive is how Wenk did all this without actually fleshing out those characters. Still and all, Keith and his kind are a grade above cookie-cutter, and in some cases, aren’t completely devoid of growth.

Grace Jones in Vamp
Vamp appeals with an assorted cast of characters. No two are the same, nor are they operating on the same wavelength. The cinematically extroverted AJ, whose actor conveyed charm and vulnerability in near equal amounts, comes alive when he’s at his most undead. Makepeace then makes the chronically cautious Keith a sympathetic fellow, even as he’s more and more affected by the night’s bizarre events. Meanwhile, Duncan is indeed the designated loser of the whole bunch, but Watanabe still manages to humanize him. As a bonus, the role didn’t require him to pull a Long Duk Dong.
As for Dedee Pfeiffer, she is plain adorable as the mysterious After Dark server nicknamed “Amaretto”. She spends all night fixing her dress strap while at the same time trying to get Keith to remember how he knows her. As their offbeat romance grows, it becomes another highlight of this movie. Whether or not Pfeiffer’s character is really a vampire also creates some welcome tension in the story.
Like a lot of its contemporaries, Vamp went on to become a bit of a cult classic. That current status is determined by several factors, but without a doubt, the casting of Grace Jones is the most considerable. The image of her writhing on that unique-looking chair, a Keith Haring original, springs to mind whenever this movie is brought up.

Chris Makepeace, Billy Drago and Paunita Nichols in Vamp
Prior to that first display of unequivocal horror, local vampire queen Katrina (Jones) took to the stage and delivered a strip show like no other. One would expect nothing less from that renowned model and performance artist. By now reports of Jones’ tardiness on set are no secret, yet it’s also hard to deny her commitment to the part of Katrina. It was, in fact, Jones who took charge of her character’s appearance—on top of Haring painting her body and that now-iconic chair, she had Andy Warhol handle her costuming. And not too many actors could seize a room’s attention without saying a single line of dialogue.
In 2022, Vamp received a retrospective novelization from Encyclopocalypse. This literary union of preexisting source material—Wenk’s original screenplay—and new ideas from author Christian Francis amounts to a more comprehensive visit to the After Dark Club. The basic story there is no different than what’s shown on screen; however, Francis gets creative with the characters’ origins and designs, and he enhances a number of key scenes.
The novelization expands on the urban and social decay of the main setting, and supplies a background for the After Dark Club. Sandy Baron’s character, Katrina’s emcee and familiar, is given ample motivation for sticking around; up until the fiery end, he is loyal to his friend and former business partner “Squeak”, who looks like he was “fed through a combine harvester, and left as nothing more than a heap of mangled remains”. Then there is Billy Drago’s character Snow, the leader of a street gang called The Dragons. His reason for menacing Keith and AJ is more altruistic than in the movie; he and his peers act tough to scare off any potential food for the vampires.

Lisa Lyon in Vamp
If not for all the backstories, Francis’ Vamp would be a hell of a lot shorter. Instead, this tie-in read dives into how AJ met Keith—the orphaned Anthony Joseph hailed from a broken home back in Brooklyn—and how their friendship flourished over the years. Keith’s archership is no longer just an assumed part of his entire being; it’s a confidence-building extracurricular for a boy who got picked on before coming into the protection of the new kid in town. These supplemental, in-depth looks at the protagonists, plus their close connection, are maybe unnecessary. The movie already did a fair and concise job of addressing their platonic intimacy without the need for flashbacks and insights, specifically in that scene where AJ lays it all out as he sacrifices himself.
Where the novelization gets off course is its approach to the minor characters. Intermittently backstorying the likes of Katrina’s indentured servants, Seko (Leila Hee Olsen) and Vlad (Brad Logan), ends up disturbing the flow of the writing. Was it absolutely essential that readers know Vlad was the Grand Duke of the House of Romanov, or how Snow’s accomplice Maven (Paunita Nichols) became so dentally challenged? No, not really. However, one’s mileage with these random biographies may vary.
The novelization is a more substantial experience, but for a movie like Vamp, less is more. And as plentiful as they are, it never simply coasts on its campy charms, either. The character work sits comfortably in that realm between cursory and meticulous, the script is sharper than first realized, and Greg Cannom’s vampire makeup is straightforward yet effective. Most of all, the movie didn’t squander its out-of-the-box concept. Richard Wenk made his vision of a “comic nightmare in which just about anything that can go wrong does” come true, and it is very enjoyable.

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