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Celebrating 6 of the Bloodiest and Most Disgusting ‘Itchy & Scratchy’ Segments from ‘The Simpsons’!

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Animation was never meant to be exclusively targeted towards children; it’s just that kids are naturally attracted to the artifice behind bringing cartoons to life. However, it’s worth remembering that even the most kid-friendly cartoons are still made by grown-ups with adult sensibilities, and that’s why we sometimes see inappropriate (and occasionally even horrific) humor show up in otherwise tame productions.

Matt Groening was well aware of this fact when developing the long-lived animated sitcom The Simpsons. Since this Tracy Ullman Show spin-off was already satirizing a long legacy of existing cartoon families, it made sense that showrunners would also want to poke fun at other trends in the animation industry – such as the common use of over-the-top cartoon violence meant to keep kids glued to the screen. This is how we got Itchy & Scratchy, a recurring show-within-a-show parodying the most horrific trends in children’s programming.

In honor of over three decades of watching a sociopathic mouse repeatedly murder his feline nemesis in increasingly gruesome ways, we’ve decided to come up with a list celebrating six of the bloodiest and most disgusting Itchy & Scratchy segments to ever grace the Simpsons’ television screens.

This obviously won’t be a definitive list of all the best Itchy & Scratchy segments, so don’t forget to comment below with your own gory favorites if you think we missed a particularly memorable one.

With that out of the way, onto the list!


6. Scratchtasia – Itchy & Scratchy Land (Season 6)

It makes a lot of sense that a show (within-a-show) meant to satirize the animation industry would eventually take on one of the most iconic achievements in cartoon history, and that’s how we got the infamous Scratchtasia segment parodying the Sorcerer’s Apprentice short from Disney’s 1940 anthology Fantasia.

Following Scratchy as our magical stand-in for Mickey Mouse, this segment is notable for being a rare instance of the hungry cat actually managing to kill Itchy, though he soon regrets his actions as this twisted parody replaces the sentient brooms of the original short with murderous copies of Itchy who multiply after being attacked – with their revenge culminating in an appropriately existential nightmare for Scratchy.


5. Catatouille – Pay Pal (Season 25)

Another over-the-top parody, this Season 25 episode saw the Simpsons writers poke fun at Pixar’s beloved Ratatouille by putting Itchy in control of his nemesis in a restaurant setting. And in a horrific series of events that would make Hannibal Lecter blush, Itchy proceeds to force Scratchy to remove and prepare his own organs and body parts and serve them to his feline customers.

There might not be that much blood involved, but this is still one of the most disturbing maimings in the show’s long-running history – as well as a reminder that The Simpsons was never afraid of legal pushback from Disney even before the company merged with 20th Century Fox!


4. A Briss Before Dying – Today I Am a Clown (Season 15)

Appropriately enough for an episode chronicling Krusty’s belated Bar Mitzvah, A Briss Before Dying is all about a traditional Jewish circumcision gone horribly wrong. In this infamous Season 15 segment, a newborn Itchy decides to prevent his own circumcision by removing Scratchy’s eyes and making the cat mutilate himself with a scalpel in an exceptionally gory (though mercifully brief) display of animated torture porn.

Despite the violence, the segment ultimately ends with Scratchy’s charred remains somehow being turned into a glass goblet that Itchy dutifully covers with a cloth and stomps, leading to the ironically heartwarming delivery of ‘Mouseltov’.


3. The Last Traction Hero – Itchy & Scratchy Land (Season 6)

Another classic from Season 6’s Itchy & Scratchy Land, the Last Traction Hero was more of an advertisement for the show’s park than a proper in-world episode, but it still features some memorable (not to mention uncomfortable) examples of animated gore.

In this segment, Scratchy discovers that his newfound bodybuilder physique is still no match for Itchy’s bloodlust, with the mouse proceeding to wear his nemesis down through hundreds of pinpricks before painfully shaving off his muscles with a chainsaw as if this were a deleted scene from Martyrs. And while the violence here is briefly interrupted by an ad read promoting the duo’s park, the gruesome fun continues once Itchy uses the “cutting ticket prices in half” line as yet another excuse to torment Scratchy.


2. Mouse M.D. – Postcard from the Wedge (Season 21)

Hugh Laurie’s curmudgeonly portrayal of Dr. House is often accused of being unnecessarily cruel, but not even this medical loose canon can compete with Itchy when he becomes Scratchy’s murderous physician in Mouse M.D. A loving parody of Fox’s incredibly popular medical drama (that even borrows the original show’s iconic theme song, Massive Attack’s Teardrop), this segment is surprisingly gruesome even by Itchy & Scratchy Show standards.

From impromptu amputations to forcing Scratchy to give birth to his own decapitated head (all because of a mere splinter), the animated cruelty on display here is simply on another level. In fact, this segment serves as a great example of why creators of hyper-violent cartoons like Mondo Media’s Happy Tree Friends often cite Itchy & Scratchy as their inspiration!


1. The Tears of a Clone – Little Big Mom (Season 11)

Much like other iconic rivalries in the vein of the Joker and Batman or Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd, Itchy and Scratchy are destined to reenact their shtick until the end of time – so it stands to reason that Itchy would be genuinely devastated if his frenemy were to permanently kick the bucket. That’s why Tears of a Clone is such a great segment, as it offers a meta twist on the classic Itchy & Scratchy formula while still delivering a disturbing amount of animated violence.

After all, it’s not every day that you see a cartoon character commit murder on an industrial scale, with Itchy setting up a cloning machine to repeatedly kill Scratchy clones before building a separate machine to continue killing them in perpetuity.

In an unrelated note, this grisly segment also boasts the brief return of fan-favorite Poochie (who seems to have been revived after previously dying on the way back to his home planet in Season 8) – which is yet another reason why it remains a fan favorite!

Born Brazilian, raised Canadian, Luiz is a writer and filmmaker that spends most of his time thinking about movies.

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Neon-Soaked Cult Classic ‘Vamp’ Starring Grace Jones Still Has Bite 40 Years Later

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Grace Jones and Dedee Pfeiffer in Vamp

College kids, strippers and vampires—those were Donald P. Borchers’ only requirements when he approached Richard Wenk about writing and directing a movie for New World Pictures. As requested, Wenk cooked up Vamp (1986), a tailor-made blend of the decade’s teen movie craze as well as its horror boom.

Grim and earnest stories were still very much a part of the ’80s horror landscape, yet Vamp is something of a comedy. One difference between it and, say, Saturday the 14th, though, is the former avoids using schtick. Wenk’s movie proves that horror comedies also don’t have to subtract thrills from their recipes. Of course, it takes a minute before reaching that point; college antics and culture shocks preface this one macabre misadventure.

Vamp‘s initial setup is apt for a typical college-set, sex-driven comedy; to bribe their way into a fraternity house, two pledges (Chris Makepeace, Robert Rusler) go looking for some adult entertainment. Without wasting time on any further exposition, the characters embark on an all-in-one-night trip that quickly detours into terror.

To procure their elusive MacGuffin—a stripper willing to gyrate for some frat boys—Keith (Makepeace) and AJ (Rusler), plus a third wheel named Duncan (Gedee Watanabe), trade the safety of their remote college campus for the seediness of some unnamed city. The setting is recognizably L.A. by day, but as soon as night falls, downtown, along with the characters, slips into a kind of surreal universe. Director of photography Elliot Davis gave this early entry on his prolific résumé an unusual yet distinctive look; that Mario Bava-esque, magenta-green lighting is omnipresent, so much so that it’s almost its own character. 

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Chris Makepeace and Robert Rusler in Vamp

The faint comparisons to Martin Scorsese’s After Hours are merited, although not just because of Vamp’s distinguishing nighttime aesthetic. Save for the primary characters, the supporting roles in Wenk’s movie are also quite colorful and transactional in their behavior. The difference here, though, is the additional urge to ruin Keith and his friends at every turn. Some of that harm is humorous and tolerable enough, whereas the moment Vamp dishes out its first fatality, it’s abundantly clear how this movie qualifies as horror.

Vamp falls into that category of horror movie that reveals its genre with a scream rather than a series of whispers. The opening scene can function as a hint of what lies ahead—things are not at all what they appear to be—but otherwise, Wenk is more than happy to hold off on the horror. When that time does come, though, it catches the viewer off guard. In addition to the pure shock value is that sudden decision to upend the movie’s foremost feature. Or so it would seem.

If afraid of major spoilage, those new to Vamp would be wise to stop reading here. There’s just no skirting around the fact that the central fellowship in this buddy movie hits a serious snag when AJ is killed. That development causes the story to become more of a “long, bad night” journey for Keith and his romantic interest. So while Wenk scores points for subverting expectations, there is also a touch of sadness in his decision. Because if Vamp does anything well, it’s making the characters likable.

Something that comes easily to Vamp—and other teen horror movies from this same era—is its ability to invent young characters worth caring about, or at the very least, are interesting and not so immediately off-putting. More impressive is how Wenk did all this without actually fleshing out those characters. Still and all, Keith and his kind are a grade above cookie-cutter, and in some cases, aren’t completely devoid of growth.

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Grace Jones in Vamp

Vamp appeals with an assorted cast of characters. No two are the same, nor are they operating on the same wavelength. The cinematically extroverted AJ, whose actor conveyed charm and vulnerability in near equal amounts, comes alive when he’s at his most undead. Makepeace then makes the chronically cautious Keith a sympathetic fellow, even as he’s more and more affected by the night’s bizarre events. Meanwhile, Duncan is indeed the designated loser of the whole bunch, but Watanabe still manages to humanize him. As a bonus, the role didn’t require him to pull a Long Duk Dong.

As for Dedee Pfeiffer, she is plain adorable as the mysterious After Dark server nicknamed “Amaretto”. She spends all night fixing her dress strap while at the same time trying to get Keith to remember how he knows her. As their offbeat romance grows, it becomes another highlight of this movie. Whether or not Pfeiffer’s character is really a vampire also creates some welcome tension in the story.

Like a lot of its contemporaries, Vamp went on to become a bit of a cult classic. That current status is determined by several factors, but without a doubt, the casting of Grace Jones is the most considerable. The image of her writhing on that unique-looking chair, a Keith Haring original, springs to mind whenever this movie is brought up.

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Chris Makepeace, Billy Drago and Paunita Nichols in Vamp

Prior to that first display of unequivocal horror, local vampire queen Katrina (Jones) took to the stage and delivered a strip show like no other. One would expect nothing less from that renowned model and performance artist. By now reports of Jones’ tardiness on set are no secret, yet it’s also hard to deny her commitment to the part of Katrina. It was, in fact, Jones who took charge of her character’s appearance—on top of Haring painting her body and that now-iconic chair, she had Andy Warhol handle her costuming. And not too many actors could seize a room’s attention without saying a single line of dialogue.

In 2022, Vamp received a retrospective novelization from Encyclopocalypse. This literary union of preexisting source material—Wenk’s original screenplay—and new ideas from author Christian Francis amounts to a more comprehensive visit to the After Dark Club. The basic story there is no different than what’s shown on screen; however, Francis gets creative with the characters’ origins and designs, and he enhances a number of key scenes.

The novelization expands on the urban and social decay of the main setting, and supplies a background for the After Dark Club. Sandy Baron’s character, Katrina’s emcee and familiar, is given ample motivation for sticking around; up until the fiery end, he is loyal to his friend and former business partnerSqueak, who looks like he wasfed through a combine harvester, and left as nothing more than a heap of mangled remains. Then there is Billy Drago’s character Snow, the leader of a street gang called The Dragons. His reason for menacing Keith and AJ is more altruistic than in the movie; he and his peers act tough to scare off any potential food for the vampires. 

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Lisa Lyon in Vamp

If not for all the backstories, Francis’ Vamp would be a hell of a lot shorter. Instead, this tie-in read dives into how AJ met Keith—the orphaned Anthony Joseph hailed from a broken home back in Brooklyn—and how their friendship flourished over the years. Keith’s archership is no longer just an assumed part of his entire being; it’s a confidence-building extracurricular for a boy who got picked on before coming into the protection of the new kid in town. These supplemental, in-depth looks at the protagonists, plus their close connection, are maybe unnecessary. The movie already did a fair and concise job of addressing their platonic intimacy without the need for flashbacks and insights, specifically in that scene where AJ lays it all out as he sacrifices himself.

Where the novelization gets off course is its approach to the minor characters. Intermittently backstorying the likes of Katrina’s indentured servants, Seko (Leila Hee Olsen) and Vlad (Brad Logan), ends up disturbing the flow of the writing. Was it absolutely essential that readers know Vlad was the Grand Duke of the House of Romanov, or how Snow’s accomplice Maven (Paunita Nichols) became so dentally challenged? No, not really. However, one’s mileage with these random biographies may vary.

The novelization is a more substantial experience, but for a movie like Vamp, less is more. And as plentiful as they are, it never simply coasts on its campy charms, either. The character work sits comfortably in that realm between cursory and meticulous, the script is sharper than first realized, and Greg Cannom’s vampire makeup is straightforward yet effective. Most of all, the movie didn’t squander its out-of-the-box concept. Richard Wenk made his vision of acomic nightmare in which just about anything that can go wrong doescome true, and it is very enjoyable.

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