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Gremlins are from Space?! Lessons Learned from Horror Novelizations!

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As a child I used to love tie-in novelizations based on my favorite films. They were like a great placeholder between being able to own the movies on VHS and watch them whenever I wanted. I remember getting in trouble for reading Michael Crichton’s Jurassic Park in the fourth grade (it was apparently “too adult”), yet I found humor in the fact I was able to pick up the novel based on the movie at the library’s book fair. Horror film novelizations have become quite the item for collectors. A quick search on eBay shows a Re-animator novel going for $200 and a signed copy of The Bride of Frankenstein selling for a jaw-dropping 28k!

The allure of these quicky tie-ins seems to fall on the fact a lot of these books were written before the films themselves were ever completed. The authors had very little to go off of other than early drafts of the films’ screenplays. This can lead to some truly interesting deviations from the finished products. Take for example the tie-in for April Fools Day. The novel includes a completely different ending that sees the character of Skip attempting to murder Muffy in order to reap the family inheritance for himself. While apparently this ending was actually filmed, it’s never seen the light of day. For now the novel remains the only insight into that infamous sequence.

So, what are some other surprise revelations that appear in classic horror film novelizations? Let’s take a look, shall we?


‘Gremlins’ by George Gipe

As many fans know, Chris Columbus’s original screenplay for the Christmas horror classic was much darker in tone than the film turned out to be in the hands of Joe Dante. Gremlins was filled with wild Looney Tunes-esque gags that brought a sense of fun to the fearful tale of a small town monster invasion. The novelization was likely based on an earlier draft as it doesn’t feature the over the top lunacy of the tavern sequence. Therefore, one of the most apparent difference here is in tone. Gipe weaves a more straightforward horror tale. The biggest jaw dropper, however, comes from the truly bananas origin given to the Mogwai.

The opening chapter is told entirely from the perspective of Gizmo as he awaits dinner from the shopkeeper. It is here we are given insight into just where the Mogwai come from. They were created by a man named Mogturmen on the planet of Enz. Yes, the Gremlins came from outer space! Where else? Apparently Mogturmen’s intentions were pure:

“… the galactic powers ordered the Mogwai sent to every inhabitable planet in the universe, their purpose being to inspire alien beings with their peaceful spirit and intelligence and to instruct them in the ways of living without violence and possible extinction.”

So, sure, it didn’t necessarily work out that way, but at least the guy was trying to get into the spirit of giving. Tis’ the season and all.


‘Return of the Living Dead’ by John Russo

John Russo is an interesting character. He helped produce George Romero’s original classic, Night of the Living Dead, and after a legal battle, the two men went their separate ways. George was given the rights to “of the Dead” whereas Russo was granted “of the Living Dead”. 10 years after the release of Night, Russo set out to try to launch his own sequel. Meanwhile, Romero’s Dawn of the Dead was already nearing release. Russo’s plan was to pen a direct sequel to Night in the form of a novel, hoping to drum up interest for the film adaptation.

Russo’s 78′ novel of Return of the Living Dead exists in a world that has come to terms with the zombie plague. When people die, you simply destroy their brains to keep them from coming back. The story opens with a bus load of kids dying in a tragic accident. The townsfolk aren’t able to terminate the soon to be walking dead in time, and pretty soon the town is overrun with new hordes of the living dead. In typical Russo fashion, the characters are horrendous people who do more harm than the zombies lumbering about. Needless to say, once Dan O’Bannon came on board eight years later, Russo’s original concept was tossed out to the funerary heap.

Upon the release of the film, Return of the Living Dead, Russo saw another opportunity to mark his territory. He wrote the movie’s novelization! That’s right, there are TWO books penned by John Russo with the title Return of the Living Dead. Ultimately, this version stays pretty true to the finished film sans a Cold War conspiracy leading to the outbreak rather than US military fumbling. It seems Russian spies were sent to random locations throughout the US (such as U-Needa) to plant the barrels of toxic gas. Their hopes were that some day the metal would erode causing a massive outbreak across the country? Yep. That’s a plan, alright.


‘Halloween’ by Dennis Etchison

Michael Myers as presented in John Carpenter’s seminal slasher pic was the walking/stalking embodiment of evil. It wasn’t until years later we were told the “Cult of Thorn” somehow imbued evil into little Mikey to set him loose on that inaugural killing spree, or according to Rob Zombie, it was a piss poor home life. Either way, fans have never been too keen on explaining the evil or trying to rationalize it. With promise the newest incarnation of the Halloween series will return to the franchise’s roots, it’s interesting to see what direction that original film might have taken.

While as far as we know, Carpenter never intended a specific supernatural origin to be attributed to Michael. That said, the master himself did drop a few clues within the first two films. Take for instance the word “Samhain” scrawled across the classroom chalkboard in Halloween 2. The Celtic festival from which Halloween originated is given even more prominence in the original film’s novelization. The book opens with this ominous passage:

“The horror started on the eve of Samhain, in a foggy vale in northern Ireland at the dawn of the Celtic race. And once started, it trod the earth forevermore, wreaking its savagery suddenly, swiftly, and with incredible ferocity. Then, its lust sated, it shrank back into the mists of time for a year, a decade, a generation perhaps. But it slept only and did not die, for it could not be killed. And on the eve before Samhain it would stir, and if the lust were powerful enough, it would rise to fulfill the curse invoked so many Samhains before.”

As a huge Halloween history buff, the concept of Michael Myers being taken over by an ancient Celtic curse more defined than Thorn is exciting if not wholly unnecessary. The novel further solidifies Michael’s supernatural urgings by allowing us to witness him trick-or-treating just hours before stabbing his sister to death. He claims the voices “tell me to say I hate people.” It’s even alluded that his grandfather suffered a similar psychosis many years ago. Once whisked away to Smith’s Grove, the story switches to Dr. Loomis’s perspective where we’re told those who have slighted Michael in any way have a strange habit of turning up injured.

It’s certainly for the best that these details never made it to the final film or were merely dreamed up by the novel’s author, Etchison. Nonetheless, it does make an easy breezy read just ripe for a chilly autumn day.


‘The Funhouse’ by Dean Koontz

This is one novelization that is strikingly different from the source material. Written by a young Dean Koontz (under the name “Owen West”), this movie tie-in has the rare distinction of being released well before the film in which it’s based upon. Tobe Hooper’s Funhouse had a longer than expected production, and apparently massive changes were made to the script from which Koontz adapted his novel from.

The finished film is a fairly standard “teens trapped in an isolated location fight for their lives against a crazed boogeyman” slasher flick. In fact, Universal Pictures greenlit the film in hopes of generating their own Friday the 13th style success. The novel tackles similar ground but throws in Satanist, the antichrist, and abortions. Ellen is young woman who is madly in love with a carnival worker named Conrad. Against her parents wishes, she runs away with the man and soon becomes pregnant after realizing she is merely a pawn to bring forth the antichrist.

After giving birth, Ellen destroys the mutant child and is cursed by her husband, vowing he will return to her years later to kill her and her future children. Flash forward to 25 years later and Ellen’s teenage daughter has just discovered she’s pregnant. Ellen flips out and demands she abort the child…ya know, just in case it’s another antichrist. Around this same time, the carnival is pulling into town and Conrad is prepared to finally exact his revenge. He manages to lure Ellen’s children to the carnival with intent to sick his OTHER mutant child on them. As you can see, Dean Koontz’s Funhouse is all over the place in the most delightfully twisted way. I can barely imagine what Hooper’s film may have looked like had it followed this version more closely.

While novelizations are still made today, they are nowhere near as popular as they once were. It’s a fascinating world to dig into with infinite variations on some of our most beloved classics.

Do you have a fondly remembered novelization from yesteryear? Are there any specific ones worth tracking down?

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‘Spider-Noir’ Comic Changes Explained: How the TV Series Reinvents Marvel’s Darkest Spider-Man

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A little while back, I wrote an article chronicling the Hellraiser franchise’s affinity for Film Noir and touched on how that genre has, historically, always been connected to horror.

This connection can be observed in everything from the cannibalistic serial killers of Frank Miller’s Sin City to the disturbing criminal plots fueling neo-noir thrillers like Stuart Gordon’s underrated King of the Ants. That’s why it came as no surprise when I finally sat down to watch all eight episodes of Prime Video’s recently released Spider-Noir series and was confronted with plenty of classic horror tropes.

What did come as a surprise, however, was how showrunners Oren Uziel and Steve Lightfoot approached these horror elements when compared to the 2009 comic book that the show is based on. From the heavily altered rogue’s gallery to an equally terrifying yet completely different origin story for Nicolas Cage’s take on the webslinger, there are plenty of changes here that I feel might be of interest to genre fans.

With that in mind, I’d like to invite readers to take a closer look at all the adjustments that Spider-Noir made to the story in order to bring this incarnation of Spider-Man to life in all of its monochromatic glory (unless you watched the True-Hue color version of the show, in which case you’ll be treated to a surprisingly comic-booky palette that you don’t usually see on television).

The Dark Origins of Marvel’s Spider-Man Noir

Our first order of business should be to examine the origins of the Noir comics themselves. Originally published as part of the Marvel Noir alternate universe that reimagined several characters as hard-boiled crime-fighters, Spider-Man Noir became the most successful book in the entire run. This highly politicized story about Peter Parker coming to terms with the capitalist evils of the Great Depression seemed to have struck a nerve with audiences looking for a darker take on the wall-crawler, which is likely why we’d soon see several sequel stories as well as a video game adaptation of the character in 2010’s underrated Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions.

Of course, it wasn’t just Spider-Man’s darker disposition that made this version of the character a hit, as 1930s New York City was depicted as being much more hostile than what we generally see in the standard Marvel Universe. From Peter’s powers coming from an Eldritch Spider God that spawns man-eating arachnids to Vulture being an ex-Freak-Show Gimp with a taste for human flesh, you can definitely understand why this Web-Head isn’t pulling his punches.

Unfortunately, this alternate universe was a little too popular for its own good, with each subsequent sequel/adaptation further diluting the political anger and classic horror influences that fueled the original comic-book run in order to appeal to a wider audience. Spider-Man Noir was nearly unrecognizable once we got to the Spider-Verse crossover that turned the character into a household name, though this would at least lead to an interesting adaptation in 2018.

The Classic Horror Influences Hidden Throughout Spider-Noir

Jack Huston as Sandman in ‘Spider-Noir’

When Phil Lord and Chris Miller finally translated Spider-Man Noir to the big screen, with Nicolas Cage bringing the character to life in an unexpected case of pitch-perfect casting, he was still mostly relegated to comic relief as his nazi-punching antics and over-the-top edginess were played for laughs. However, while this version of the character had little to do with the comics that spawned him, Spider-Noir’s newfound popularity eventually resulted in the announcement of a darker live-action spin-off – a spin-off that I was cautiously optimistic about.

While the showrunners ultimately decided to go in a completely different direction than the 2009 comic, the new team of writers appeared to understand Noir as a genre in ways that even the folks at Marvel Noir couldn’t quite grasp. That’s likely why 2026’s Spider-Noir boasts plenty of horror elements, just not in ways we’ve seen them before.

The series is obviously borrowing tropes and aesthetics from period-accurate monster movies, with Universal’s 1930s output being a particularly big influence. From the re-imagining of Sandman and Tombstone as tragic figures to The Spider even being operated on by a mad scientist with hilariously antiquated techniques, this bizarre collection of super-powered freaks could have easily shown up in a classic creature feature.

The scares aren’t all retro, however, as the showrunners also injected plenty of body-horror into the mix during their attempt at unifying the origin stories for all these larger-than-life characters. Hell, the Spider himself is now revealed to have gained his powers after being bitten by a half-mutated Man-Spider during World War I, and the aforementioned mad scientist keeps a disturbing collection of failed experiments in her basement, proving that not all of her patients were lucky enough to simply gain superpowers after being experimented on.

Nicolas Cage Reinvents Spider-Man Noir for Television

Ben Reilly/Spiderman (Nicolas Cage) in SPIDER-NOIR
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I also really appreciate how Cage insists on depicting Ben Reilly as an arachnid trapped inside of a human body, with his uncanny physical performance and classic Hollywood impressions keeping your eyes glued to the screen while also providing some of the show’s funniest moments.

I still think it’s a shame that the character is no longer politically motivated, and I miss the detail about Uncle Ben having been cannibalized by Vulture after his social activism ruffled too many feathers, but at least this time our protagonist actually feels like someone who could have been written by Raymond Chandler if he were a fan of Superheroes.

In fact, the writers nailed the snappy back-and-forth that Noir authors like Dashiel Hammett used to refer to as the “riposte”, and it’s fun to see supervillains being depicted as horrific movie monsters instead of specialized henchmen – with The Spider feeling like just as much of a Freak Show attraction as the rest of them. Purists might be put off by the lack of reverence for the source material, but I think that’s a small price to pay when even the show’s most clichéd moments intentionally harken back to the golden age of Hollywood.

That’s why I’d argue that Amazon’s Spider-Noir isn’t really an adaptation, but rather an equally valid take on the same premise that inspired Marvel back in 2009. And in a world filled with recycled storylines that only serve to advertise future releases, I’d rather have two completely different visions of the same character than a straight-up retelling of the same handful of ideas.

At the end of the day, there’s enough space inside this comic fan’s heart for both man-eating Vultures and a Cronenberg-inspired Man-Spider. And if you’re also a fan of nostalgic creature features with comic book flair, I’d highly recommend this street-level superhero story with a spooky twist.

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