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SuperRadMike’s Top 10 Valentine’s Day Songs

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Ahhh Valentine’s Day is finally here and of course if you’re with someone it’s freakin’ awesome and if you’re not then it’s lame. Either way I have picked my top 10 “love” songs and thought I’d share them with you. So get you favorite bottle of lube and enjoy! 

10. Nofx – “Liza And Louise” 

What can I say? I haven’t met one straight male who doesn’t like the idea of two ladies gettin’ down. 
 
9. Dethklok – “Castraitikron” 
If  you’ve ever been whipped you get where this song is coming from. If not then you’re probably whipped. Also Dethklok rules. 
 
8. She Wants Revenge – “Tear You Apart” 
The one thing I love is it’s about one thing: straight fuckin’! It’s super moody, dark and dirty. Not too mention something you want to whisper in your Valentine’s ear.  
7. Poison The Well – “Nerdy” 
To me this has always been the epitome of sappy, pathetic and in love. But it is definitely well written and intense. One of my personal favorites. 
 
6. Nine Inch Nails – “We’re In This Together Now” 
A list like this assumes to have Nine Inch Nails on it. Even before seeing the video the song made me feel like I would be running to the person I cared about. To be honest the lyrics are quite sweet. I feel Trent Reznor secretly like to write love songs. I.E. “Closer” and “The Perfect Drug”. Or Maybe it’s just me. 
 
5. T.S.O.L. – “Code Blue” 
The title is a little misleading, this song is about necrophilia. One of the first punk songs I had ever heard and wouldn’t you know it, it’s about a guy having sex with dead bodies. True love and devotion. 
 
 
4. Reggie And The Full Effect – “Congratulations Smack + Katy” 
To be honest this video/song is quite adorable and awesome. Hopefully this gives you motivation to find your peanut butter. Or jelly. Also it’s by the old drummer of Coalesce, how is that not awesome? 
 
3. Death From Above 1979 – “Pull Out” 
Watch the video. The singer/drummer gives an exact description of what the song is about and why it’s appropriate for Valentine’s Day. 
 
2. Cannibal Corpse – “I Cum Blood” 
I’m starting to think I might have a problem with necrophilia. Eh, oh well! Once again about another guy enjoys having his way with dead ladies. Except he likes to give back, if you will. With his blood. Enjoy! 
 
1. The Lonely Island – “I Just Had Sex” 
I can’t think of a better way to end this list then with this song. I hope this is how everyone’s Valentine’s Day ends, fireworks and all. 
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‘M3GAN 2.0’ – Ivanna Sakhno and Allison Williams Starring in Horror Sequel

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Pictured: Ivanna Sakhno in 'Let It Snow'

Blumhouse is bringing killer doll M3GAN back to the screen in M3GAN 2.0 in 2025, and Deadline reports today that Ivanna Sakhno (Let It Snow, “Ahsoka”) has signed on to star.

Ivanna Sakhno is said to have a “major role” in the upcoming sequel.

The follow-up from Universal and Blumhouse will release in theaters on May 16, 2025.

Allison Williams and Violet McGraw are back for the sequel, with Akela Cooper (Malignant, M3GAN) once again writing the script and James Wan on board to produce.

SPOILER WARNING: M3GAN ends with the titular doll being destroyed, but if there’s one thing we’ve learned from the Child’s Play franchise it’s that killer dolls can never truly be killed!

M3GAN is a marvel of artificial intelligence, a life-like doll programmed to be a child’s greatest companion and a parent’s greatest ally. Designed by brilliant toy-company roboticist Gemma (Get Out’s Allison Williams), M3GAN can listen and watch and learn as she becomes friend and teacher, playmate and protector, for the child she is bonded to.

When Gemma suddenly becomes the caretaker of her orphaned 8-year-old niece, Cady (Violet McGraw, The Haunting of Hill House), Gemma’s unsure and unprepared to be a parent. Under intense pressure at work, Gemma decides to pair her M3GAN prototype with Cady in an attempt to resolve both problems—a decision that will have unimaginable consequences.

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