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[OMFG] It’s ‘Halloween’ Spoof Porn!
Much like Re-Penetrator, from TLA Releasing and Smash Pictures comes Halloween: XXX Porn Parody, designed specifically for those of you who are just straight up creepy.
“Spoof porn! It was on Halloween night that a young Michael Myers inexplicably slaughtered his slutty older sister (RAVEN ALEXIS). Fifteen later, he escapes a mental hospital and returns home. Spotting a scholarly looking teenager, Laurie (LILY LABEAU), the deranged psychopath Michael lusts after her and stalks her. Finding her trampy friends, Annie (ANDY SAN DIMAS) and Lynda (LEXI BELLE) engaging in carnal acts with their boyfriends on Halloween eve, just as his sister did years ago, sets Michael off. While her friends are off engaging in sex acts and getting killed, the responsible Laurie is at home babysitting. Unable to reach her friends by phone, Laurie becomes suspicious and walks across the street to Annie’s darkened house and comes face to face with Michael Myers himself.”
The trailer is VERY NSFW so click here if you’re 18 or older to watch.
J.J. Abrams is directing top secret sci-fi movie The Great Beyond for Warner Bros., which had originally been scheduled for theatrical release on November 13, 2026. But we’ve learned this morning that The Great Beyond has been moved out of this year entirely.
The Great Beyond will now release in theaters and IMAX on October 1, 2027.
Deadline explains, “We understand that there was a test screening of The Great Beyond at the Regal Irvine with Warners deciding that they wanted 70MM Imax prints of the pic. Abrams has been busy editing and was expected to finish post in September. Now, the filmmaker has more time to complete his original Bad Robot opus which he wrote.”
The mysterious film is being described as a science fiction fantasy.
Jenna Ortega (“Wednesday”) and Glen Powell (The Running Man) will star alongside Emma Mackey, Sophie Okonedo, Merritt Wever, and Samuel L. Jackson.
Stay tuned for much more on The Great Beyond as we learn it.