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Have A Laugh: How To Bake Cookies “Heavy Metal” Style
It’s Thursday and that means it’s almost the weekend. Man, I can practically TASTE the opportunity to sit back and relax! You know what it tastes like? Cookies. That’s right, I said it. Cookies. But how does a man who is into heavy metal, such as myself, go about baking up some cookies? After all, I’m too busy being METAL AS F*CK to open up a cookbook and sort this dilemma out.
But wait a moment. What’s this? Is this…IT IS! It’s a step-by-step instructional comic that shows how I can both bake some cookies AND be totally heavy metal! No interrupting the lifestyle for me! Check out this badboy below and get to baking, my fellow metal heads!
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‘A Man in the Woods With an Axe’ – First Look at ’80s Throwback Slasher [Exclusive]
We have an exclusive first look at A Man in the Woods With an Axe, a blood-soaked, genre-twisting homage to 1980s slasher films.
Spanning four decades, A Man in the Woods With an Axe begins in the summer of 1987 before pushing into the modern era, weaving together timelines and perspectives in a way that builds both dread and intrigue.
Drawing inspiration from genre standouts like Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, Hatchet, and The Cabin in the Woods, the film blends visceral horror with moments of dark humor, creating a uniquely balanced experience that honors tradition while carving its own identity.
Writer-director Dillon Brown (Primal Darkness) aims to deliver everything fans crave from a slasher while boldly subverting expectations with a mid-film twist that redefines the story.
“This is an unapologetic love letter to the films that made me fall in love with horror,” Brown tells Bloody Disgusting. “But I didn’t just want to recreate that feeling; I wanted to challenge it. About halfway through, the film takes a turn that completely changes how you view not only this story, but the genre itself.”
Brown describes the vintage-inspired production as “far and away the bloodiest film I’ve ever made,” with practical effects helmed by Cody Ruch (The Mill, Pig Hill), an instructor at Tom Savini’s Special Make-Up Effects Program.
From Horror Dadz Productions, A Man in the Woods With an Axe is currently in production and targeting an early 2027 release.


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