Disney has acquired the script Monster Witness Relocation Program from Michael Wilson and Ahmet Zappa. But here’s the nausiating part of the story: the project’s been set up at Will Smith’s Overbrook Entertainment and is being developed as a possible vehicle for The Karate Kid star Jaden Smith (although, Smith’s kid isn’t attached at this point…yet.) In 2005, Disney and Jerry Bruckheimer Films paid $1.5 million for film rights to Zappa’s then-unpublished novel “Monstrous Memoirs of a Mighty McFearless.” That story concerns a young brother and sister who learn their family is part of a long line of monster hunters.Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away….

