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Blu-ray Review: ‘Vanishing On 7th Street’

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Dear everyone that hates Vanishing On 7th Street,

We’ve seen eye to eye (… well, probably) on many things in the past – we gleefully grimaced at zombies being killed to Queen’s ‘Don’t Stop Me Now’ in Shaun Of The Dead, got extremely creeped out by May, and collectively face palmed during the entirety of Platinum Dunes’ Nightmare On Elm Street remake – but you seem to have a strong distaste for Brad Anderson’s latest film. Actually, that’s not right. Let me rephrase that: you vehemently despise this flick. And I, for one, am sort of baffled.Now, Vanishing definitely has some flaws, so I’m right there with you on a few things. For starters, it’s not just you: Hayden Christensen is a terrible actor. After all, this is a guy who managed to make a speech about sand written by George Lucas seem EVEN WORSE than it already was (and it’s really, really awful to begin with). Even though he’s supposed to be playing a survivor who ‘s holding together a group of stranded individuals after an unexpected and bizarre occurrence, Christensen once again proves that he can’t shake the cold, misanthropic mindset that his character from Life As A House cruised through life with.

Vanishing is also a little cheap looking. In a lot of genre films, characters are afraid of the dark because of what lurks in it but in this one, darkness is the entity that they’re trying to escape. The CGI used to create the shadows that creep towards the light and devour it whole comes off as more than a little silly sometimes, but this is the same sort of dilemma that plagues all high concept ideas that are made into low-budget affairs. Given the budget and scheduling conditions of the film, I think Anderson did a fine job of conveying the imagery within Anthony Jaswinski’s script.

Because, really, it’s the idea of what’s going on and not the exposition or how it looks that’s at the core of Vanishing’s story. And I think that’s where we kind of part ways.

See, 90% of you hate this movie because there’s no absolutely no explanation and yet, you love films that don’t explain character motivations because it makes them creepier. I think the biggest reason why it does work is because like the characters in the film, you’re left completely in the dark. Early on in the film, Paul (John Leguizamo) is flipping through a book in a theatre projection booth, stopping at the chapters about dark matter and Roanoke Island, two mysteries that have yet to be fully explained. Sure, there’s lots of information out there about them, but not a definitive explanation for either.

Vanishing is meant to evoke these unexplained mysteries by thrusting you in the middle of the blackout catastrophe with nothing to go on except for a few subtle hints. Maybe it’s dark matter, which when mixed with the atmosphere and gravitational pull on Earth can communicate and take on the form of everything it envelopes; after all, it takes of 90% of the universe and, well, we still don’t quite understand what lurks in the far reaches of space. Maybe that’s what came and took all the settlers from Roanoke in the middle of the night centuries ago.

But whatever the reason, as a viewer you’re left helpless like the band of survivors, with little understanding of what’s happening or what is going to happen. The unknown is a terrifying thing and, to be perfectly frank, no matter what explanation Anderson and Jaswinski would’ve given you, you would’ve been unsatisfied.

Vanishing On 7th Street reminds me of Picnic At Hanging Rock in that it presents characters that are blindsided with an unexplainable event and then spends the rest of the film dealing with the aftermath – emotional attachment to people no longer there, trying to push forward with their lives, etc. The mystery is never explained and you’re left to theorize, which is half the fun. So, I implore you, use your imagination a little and give it another shot.

Sincerely,

David Harley

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Magnolia’s 1080p AVC encode is faithful to its source, which was significantly altered after principal photography. Anderson shot the film with the Red One camera, which does very poorly on dark sets and locations– which is kind of THE WHOLE MOVIE – so everything was over lit to compensate for the digital setup and then tweaked during post. The film is oppressively dark and it’s hard to differentiate between the picture modified in post and the high-def presentation on the disc, but I think there is enough variance in the blacks and grays to not offend any Blu-ray aficionados. The DTS-HD 7.1 Master Audio Track, on the other hand, is incredible, picking up on all the whispers and sound effects that help create the film’s mood without pumping up the score loud enough to ruin it.

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Special Features

Commentary – Director Brad Anderson spends most of the commentary repeating that he doesn’t have an explanation for the scenario he presents, and though that really isn’t the point of the film, those looking for answers will feel kind of cheated by this track. He does discuss his process and approach to making low-budget horror, so if you’re looking to grab the reigns of your own film anytime soon, it’s worth a listen. Anderson is definitely a director that can make a creepy flick for little to no money.

Alternate Endings (8:21) – There’s three alternate endings here, though none of them really differ that much from the theatrical finale – some scenes are rearranged, that’s about it. It’s still the same outcome, and boy does that final stroll on the horse remind me of The Walking Dead. Squint real hard and you can see some cars driving by in the background.

Revealing The Vanishing On 7th Street (7:04) – Just a basic EPK where everyone waxes rhapsodic about one another while clips are spliced in between each floating head segment. Aside from Hayden Christensen, all the actors are interviewed along with the writer, director and producers.

Creating The Mood On 7th Street (4:23) – Like the featurette before it, it’s basically a bunch of people patting each other on the back, but it’s a little more focused on the atmosphere and unexplainable circumstances of the film this time around.

Behind The Scenes Montage (2:13) – Exactly what the name suggests, without any sort of narration.

Interviews (30:23) – A pair of junket interviews (one on the lengthy side) with Anderson and actor Jacob Latimore. Latimore seems really happy talking about his experiences on Vanishing, but Anderson seems really irritated, staring at the ground and sighing during most of his chat.

HDNet: A Look at Vanishing on 7th Street (4:21) – Like everything else on this disc, it’s a bunch of fluff and clips.

Film: 3/5
Blu-Ray: 2/5

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‘See No Evil’ – WWE’s First Horror Movie Was This 2006 Slasher Starring Kane

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With there being an overlap between wrestling fans and horror fans, it only made sense for WWE Studios to produce See No Evil. And much like The Rock’s Walking Tall and John Cena’s The Marine, this 2006 slasher was designed to jumpstart a popular wrestler’s crossover career; superstar Glenn “Kane” Jacobs stepped out of the ring and into a run-down hotel packed with easy prey. Director Gregory Dark and writer Dan Madigan delivered what the WWE had hoped to be the beginning of “a villain franchise in the vein of Jason, Freddy and Pinhead.” In hindsight, See No Evil and its unpunctual sequel failed to live up to expectations. Regardless of Jacob Goodnight’s inability to reach the heights of horror’s greatest icons, his films are not without their simple slasher pleasures.

See No Evil (previously titled Goodnight and Eye Scream Man) was a last gasp for a dying trend. After all, the Hollywood resurgence of big-screen slashers was on the decline by the mid-2000s. Even so, that first Jacob Goodnight offering is well aware of its genre surroundings: the squalid setting channels the many torturous playgrounds found in the Saw series and other adjacent splatter pics. Also, Gregory Dark’s first major feature — after mainly delivering erotic thrillers and music videos  — borrows the mustardy, filthy and sweaty appearance of Platinum Dunes’ then-current horror output. So, visually speaking, See No Evil fits in quite well with its contemporaries.

Despite its mere  setup — young offenders are picked off one by one as they clean up an old hotel — See No Evil is more ambitious than anticipated. Jacob Goodnight is, more or less, another unstoppable killing machine whose traumatic childhood drives him to torment and murder, but there is a process to his mayhem. In a sense, a purpose. Every new number in Goodnight’s body count is part of a survival ritual with no end in sight. A prior and poorly mended cranial injury, courtesy of Steven Vidler’s character, also influences the antagonist’s brutal streak. As with a lot of other films where a killer’s crimes are religious in nature, Goodnight is viscerally concerned with the act of sin and its meaning. And that signature of plucking out victims’ eyes is his way of protecting his soul.

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Image: The cast of See No Evil enters the Blackwell Hotel.

Survival is on the mind of just about every character in See No Evil, even before they are thrown into a life-or-death situation. Goodnight is processing his inhumane upbringing in the only way he can, whereas many of his latest victims have committed various crimes in order to get by in life. The details of these offenses, ranging from petty to severe, can be found in the film’s novelization. This more thorough media tie-in, also penned by Madigan, clarified the rap sheets of Christine (Christina Vidal), Kira (Samantha Noble), Michael (Luke Pegler) and their fellow delinquents. Readers are presented a grim history for most everyone, including Vidler’s character, Officer Frank Williams, who lost both an arm and a partner during his first encounter with the God’s Hand Killer all those years ago. The younger cast is most concerned with their immediate wellbeing, but Williams struggles to make peace with past regrets and mistakes.

While the first See No Evil film makes a beeline for its ending, the literary counterpart takes time to flesh out the main characters and expound on scenes (crucial or otherwise). The task requires nearly a third of the book before the inmates and their supervisors even reach the Blackwell Hotel. Yet once they are inside the death trap, the author continues to profile the fodder. Foremost is Christine and Kira’s lock-up romance born out of loyalty and a mutual desire for security against their enemies behind bars. And unlike in the film, their sapphic relationship is confirmed. Meanwhile, Michael’s misogyny and bigotry are unmistakable in the novelization; his racial tension with the story’s one Black character, Tye (Michael J. Pagan), was omitted from the film along with the repeated sexual exploitation of Kira. These written depictions make their on-screen parallels appear relatively upright. That being said, by making certain characters so prickly and repulsive in the novelization, their rare heroic moments have more of an impact.

Madigan’s book offers greater insight into Goodnight’s disturbed mind and harrowing early years. As a boy, his mother regularly doled out barbaric punishments, including pouring boiling water onto his “dangling bits” if he ever “sinned.” The routine maltreatment in which Goodnight endured makes him somewhat sympathetic in the novelization. Also missing from the film is an entire character: a back-alley doctor named Miles Bennell. It was he who patched up Goodnight after Williams’ desperate but well-aimed bullet made contact in the story’s introduction. Over time, this drunkard’s sloppy surgery led to the purulent, maggot-infested head wound that, undoubtedly, impaired the hulking villain’s cognitive functions and fueled his violent delusions.

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Image: Dan Madigan’s novelization for See No Evil.

An additional and underlying evil in the novelization, the Blackwell’s original owner, is revealed through random flashbacks. The author described the hotel’s namesake, Langley Blackwell, as a deviant who took sick pleasure in defiling others (personally or vicariously). His vile deeds left a dark stain on the Blackwell, which makes it a perfect home for someone like Jacob Goodnight. This notion is not so apparent in the film, and the tie-in adaptation says it in a roundabout way, but the building is haunted by its past. While literal ghosts do not roam these corridors, Blackwell’s lingering depravity courses through every square inch of this ill-reputed establishment and influences those who stay too long.

The selling point of See No Evil back then was undeniably Kane. However, fans might have been disappointed to see the wrestler in a lurking and taciturn role. The focus on unpleasant, paper-thin “teenagers” probably did not help opinions, either. Nevertheless, the first film is a watchable and, at times, well-made straggler found in the first slasher revival’s death throes. A modest budget made the decent production values possible, and the director’s history with music videos allowed the film a shred of style. For meatier characterization and a harder demonstration of the story’s dog-eat-dog theme, though, the novelization is worth seeking out.

Jen and Sylvia Soska, collectively The Soska Sisters, were put in charge of 2014’s See No Evil 2. This direct continuation arrived just in time for Halloween, which is fitting considering its obvious inspiration. In place of the nearly deserted hospital in Halloween II is an unlucky morgue receiving all the bodies from the Blackwell massacre. Familiar face Danielle Harris played the ostensible final girl, a coroner whose surprise birthday party is crashed by the  resurrected God’s Hand Killer. In an effort to deliver uncomplicated thrills, the Soskas toned down the previous film’s heavy mythos and religious trauma, as well as threw in characters worth rooting for. This sequel, while more straightforward than innovative, pulls no punches and even goes out on a dark note.

The chances of seeing another See No Evil with Kane attached are low, especially now with Glenn Jacobs focusing on a political career. Yet there is no telling if Jacob Goodnight is actually gone, or if he is just playing dead.

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Image: Katharine Isabelle and Lee Majdouba’s characters don’t notice Kane’s Jacob Goodnight character is behind them in See No Evil 2.

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