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[Exclusive] Monte Pittman Shares His Top 10 Favorite Guitar Riffs!

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Guitarist Monte Pittman has just released his third solo album The Power Of Three through Metal Blade Records and it’s a blast of pure badass metal with heaps of awesome technicalities that will make any guitarist sit up and take note. Produced by produced by Flemming Rasmussen, who produced Metallica‘s Ride The Lightning, Master Of Puppets, and …And Justice For All, the album is the follow up to 2011’s Pain, Love, & Destiny. You can pick up your copy via iTunes or Metal Blade.

In a Bloody-Disgusting exclusive, we got Monte to shoot us his Top 10 Favorite Guitar Riffs, which feature some well known licks as well as some badass selections that you might not have heard before! Head on down to check out his selections!

In No Particular Order

“Into The Void” – Black Sabbath

Tony Iommi. One of the nicest Guitar Gods I’ve ever met and the Godfather of metal. It’s hard to choose one Black Sabbath song. This song alway sounded “scary” to me when I was a little kid. The riffs keep coming on this song. It’s got it all! This, among other Black Sabbath tracks, set the tone and shape of Metal to come.

“Blame It On God” – Deicide

Well, don’t expect the heaviest riffs to come from Styper! (great guys though! Cool dudes!). In Music Theory, you have this formula which applies to every Major scale. Major, minor, minor, Major, Dominant Seventh, minor and the diminished chord just before going back home to your first Major chord in the series. The Diminished chord contains the flatted fifth, or the Tritone, or as it was called hundreds of years ago: Diabolus In Musica. This means “The Devil In Music”. Churches did not want you playing this chord! Look it up and read about it. It’s pretty interesting. Anyway, the main riff “Blame It On God” all comes from a Diminished scale and the notes build up. On paper, that’s about as heavy as it gets.

“Raza Odiada (Pito Wilson)” – Brujeria

This is one of my favorite riffs by one of my favorite metal guitarists on one of my favorite albums ever! Music is about balance. The space is as important as what you play. Some times the simplest riffs can be the most effective. This track also has a “scene” or spoken intro of some sort. This is great for setting the mood and creating a calm before the storm.

“Stripped, Raped, and Strangled” – Cannibal Corpse

Here is a perfect example of a 2 guitar assault working together to make one of the heaviest riffs of all time and putting Death Metal on the map. There was nothing like this when it came out. All of the elements fall perfectly in to place when they made this masterpiece. One guitar is playing the main riff while the other guitar is playing against it AND doubling up. The vocals come in “sounding like he’s singing into the phone” and then the song just explodes. Double kick drums pave the way for both guitars AND the bass all playing “diminished” interval trills that move up a half step. Outstanding.

“Hell Awaits” – Slayer

One of the key factors of making one of the heaviest riffs ever is having 2 guitars counteract each other. Slayer were probably one of the first to do this. It builds up so much tension at the beginning and then the band comes together. After the band is all together, they pick up the pace and changed the face of music from then on.

“Hacked Up For Barbecue” – Mortician

I don’t know what the lyrics are on this song and I’m going to keep it that way. This song is so heavy it’s almost unlistenable. REMEMBER: Like Cannibal Corpse, when this first came out, there was NOTHING like it before. That is something that is taken for granted today. There aren’t too many times in the history of music where someone comes up with a new art form out of 12 notes we have to choose from. This is the ultimate equivalent to making an audio version of a horror film. Mortician would use audio from a horror movie often to set up each song. When this first came out, that made driving down a dark road in East Texas in the middle of nowhere even scarier!

“A New Level” – Pantera

One thing that makes a riff so heavy is when the notes move chromatically. In this case, the notes are ascending where normally you would see this type of riff descending (example: “Master Of Puppets”). Pantera redefined heavy music and definitely “Reinvented The Steel”. Pantera are a band where it’s hard to just choose one riff.

“Praise The Strength” – Morbid Angel
This is one of my all time favorite heavy songs ever. Morbid Angel are great at writing songs where the tempo either goes up or down somewhere in the song creating an astonishing display of tension and release.

“Who’s Fist Is This Anyway?” – Prong
This song builds from killer riff to killer riff. Tommy Victor is one of the best riff masters ever. The entire “Cleansing” album is full of them. Mainly the outro riff for this song is one of the pieces of music Prong is most known for.

“The Thing That Should Not Be” – Metallica
Starting off acoustic with a riff and then coming in heavy is like getting slapped in the face with a ton of bricks. This is a great example of a phenomenal slow tempo riff that makes you make a face like something stinks when you hear it.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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