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Demon Texts Priest After Failed Exorcism
Father Marian Rajchel is a Polish priest who was unsuccessful in his recent attempt to exorcise the demon from a teenage girl. They don’t offer any details regarding what went wrong with the exorcism, so I’m not sure what happened there. What I am sure of is that ambiguity will only make it easier for Hollywood to take creative license with the movie this story will inevitably eventually be turned into.
The Austrian Times reports that Rajchel was attacked via text messages following the botched exorcism. The source of these foul texts? Satan. Obviously.
One of the texts read “She will not come out of this hell. She’s mine. Anyone who prays for her will die.”
Now, I was unsure of all this until I read that. The only evidence you need to confirm this story’s validity comes from how eloquent that text is. Nary a shortcut was taken or emoticon abused. That was clearly sent from a demonic spirit, because I’m positive no human is capable of doing that these days.
After a few prayers, the priest replied to the text and received the following response: “Shut up, preacher. You cannot save yourself. Idiot. You pathetic old preacher.”
Satan’s a dick.
So how long do you think it will take for Hollywood to turn this into a movie? I give it six months to a year, tops.
Epic’s Fortnite is heading for another crossover, this time with Universal Orlando and Halloween Horror Nights. The title’s annual Fortnitemares Halloween event will be coming to Universal Studios Hollywood and Universal Orlando Resort in a new scare zone, kicking off on August 28.
For those not in the know, Scare zones are themed, open-air areas where guests and actors roam around freely.
This is the first time Fortnite will be featured during the after-hours event, which will run from August 28 until November 1. Tickets and packages are on sale now at the official site.
Per the press release, guests will enter Freaky Fields, a Halloween-inspired living battleground that’s been “overcome with a threatening force.” From there, fans will meet up with the Battle Bus, featuring familiar Fortnitemares characters, including “a few new additions exclusive to Halloween Horror Nights.”
And of course, there will be Fortnitemares merchandise available for fans, including a graphic t-shirt, decal set, and an acrylic collectible piece.
Fortnitemares won’t be the only featured property at this year’s Halloween Horror Nights. Killer Klowns from Outer Space will also be getting its own scare zone. Sinners, Stranger Things, Hellraiser, and Evil Dead Burn will also be part of the event, though they will be relegated to their own specific houses.
And while it’s early yet, gamers can probably expect Fortnitemares to return to Fortnite this October.
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