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Demon Texts Priest After Failed Exorcism
Father Marian Rajchel is a Polish priest who was unsuccessful in his recent attempt to exorcise the demon from a teenage girl. They don’t offer any details regarding what went wrong with the exorcism, so I’m not sure what happened there. What I am sure of is that ambiguity will only make it easier for Hollywood to take creative license with the movie this story will inevitably eventually be turned into.
The Austrian Times reports that Rajchel was attacked via text messages following the botched exorcism. The source of these foul texts? Satan. Obviously.
One of the texts read “She will not come out of this hell. She’s mine. Anyone who prays for her will die.”
Now, I was unsure of all this until I read that. The only evidence you need to confirm this story’s validity comes from how eloquent that text is. Nary a shortcut was taken or emoticon abused. That was clearly sent from a demonic spirit, because I’m positive no human is capable of doing that these days.
After a few prayers, the priest replied to the text and received the following response: “Shut up, preacher. You cannot save yourself. Idiot. You pathetic old preacher.”
Satan’s a dick.
So how long do you think it will take for Hollywood to turn this into a movie? I give it six months to a year, tops.
Are you watching? Ishana Night Shyamalan has clearly been paying attention to her father, M. Night Shyamalan. Not only is she following in his footsteps as a filmmaker, but she’s also embracing a similar mystique surrounding her work.
The new trailer for her feature directorial debut, The Watchers, gives viewers a taste of what’s in store. AreYouWatching.com has launched with even more clues.
Visit the site to join the mysterious creatures that lurk in the Irish forest as you observe a shelter. From the time the sun sets at 7:30 PM until it rises at 5:55 AM, four strangers — played by Dakota Fanning, Georgina Campbell, Oliver Finnegan, and Olwen Fouere — can be seen trapped inside.
You’ll find several interactive items. Click on the gramophone to set the mood with some spooky music. Tap on the birdcage to hear an ominous message from the parrot inside: “I’m going out, try not to die.” Press on the TV to watch clips from a fake reality show called Lair of Love. And if you tap on the window during the daytime … they’ll tap back.
There are also Easter eggs hidden at specific times. We’ve discovered three: a disorienting shot of Fanning’s character’s car at 5:52 PM, a closer view of the captives at 11:11 PM, and a glimpse of monitors at 12:46 AM. Let us know if you find any more in the comments…
The Watchers opens in theaters on June 14 via New Line Cinema. Ishana Night Shyamalan writes and directs, based on the 2022 novel of the same name by A.M. Shine. M. Night Shyamalan produces.
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