It took a while, but one very talented motherfucker named Luke Gibson finally figured out that the name of the most lovable character in Guardians of the Galaxy rhymes with Sepultura’s most well-known album and song, “Roots Bloody Roots.” Pablo Arriaga needs you to check it out.
No word from Sepultura if they will officially change the song lyrics because of this…yet. All we know is that it’s here and that a headbanging Groot is just as adorable as the shimmying original. Check out the video <here> and sing along! Oh yeah, there are lyrics.
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