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They Made A ‘Killer Klowns From Outer Space’ Porno

You know they’re running out of ideas when they remake Killer Klowns From Outer Space. Wait, remake? Sorry, I meant make a XXX version of the classic 80’s horror movie.

I always thought the point of remaking, spoofing, or making a porn version of a movie was based on the pre-estsblished audience, but apparently not. And that’s a good thing when it comes to the porn world.

We told you about former XXX versions of horror films, from Scream to A Nightmare on Elm Street, Cabin Fever, Friday the 13th and many others, but now Burning Angel is putting on the clown makeup for Killer Cleavage From Outer Space.

Directed by Joanna Angel:

The inhabitants of planet Areola are quickly becoming extinct, and one Earth penis could save them all. Not just any penis – a perfect penis. Experimentation with an imperfect penis WILL result in deadly tit-lasers. With Areola’s impending doom, Captain Sheridan knew she must send Jessie Lee to complete this mission. Why Jessie? …Well, because she likes dick a lot.

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