The Good: Mr. Scratch
I wasn’t surprised when the mischievous Mr. Scratch was introduced as Wake’s doppelganger, but I was surprised when I realized how much I liked him over the real thing. This is a man I can respect. He’s a man who isn’t afraid to take what he thinks he deserves, and like the narcissist I aspire to be one day, he’s not ashamed to spend countless hours recording videos of himself talking into a camera.
The Bad: Darkness Sludge
I don’t hate, or even dislike, the shiny black liquid that’s been sprinkled about the town of Bright Falls. If I wasn’t so afraid that it’d enslave my feeble mind, I might’ve even taken one as a pet. This stupid goop is so useless I can’t even use it to reach my goal of becoming the Unholy God-King of Sinister Sludge. You’re dead to me, goop.
That’s all of it. I promise I haven’t held anything back. Go ahead, count them and you’ll see ten there. I wouldn’t lie to you, except to protect you, but you don’t need protection right now, so you can be sure I’m being honest. Before you go, the celebration doesn’t need to end here. We can keep it going in the comments section. Consider it the after party. I’ll bring the nachos and you can bring your own opinions to supplement my own. It’ll be fun!
