There are a number of reasons why this Mortal Kombat X / Super Smash Bros. mash-up video of magical. A limber Ganondorf crushes a helpless Mario’s skull in the first five seconds, and it only get better from there. That move should be canon. As much as we all enjoy watching that lovable Italian plumber hop-murder entire phyla of magical creatures, he’s been doing it for decades now.
Mario deserves a sweet release from the hell he currently lives in. Peach has proven incapable of saving herself, so he’s essentially forced to keep freeing her from that tenacious dragon turtle over and over and over again. No. Just, no.
If you love Mario like I do, you’ll let him go.
Just let him go.
