Even if a series of disasters have kept you from getting around to playing The New Order, you really should take a look at its standalone expansion, Wolfenstein: The Old Blood. It’s worth it. This expansion is beefier than B.J. Blazkowicz, and that man is beef personified. If you were to dress up some Wagyu beef in a people suit, you might have something that resembles this guy. Vegans won’t even play Wolfenstein because he’s just too damn beefy.
Aside from the aforementioned and decidedly sacrilegious amount of beef it brings with it, The Old Blood also contains a respectable number of Nazi zombies to mow down.
The Old Blood is available now on XBLA and PSN, but if you prefer to feel that beef, than you’ll have to wait for its physical release on July 21.
