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Make Bathtime More Interesting With These ‘Jaws’ Decals
I remember seeing Jaws when I was a wee little kid and being absolutely terrified of the water. It wasn’t just lakes and oceans, it was also pools. That’s how deep this fear went. I honestly thought that a shark would come from the deep end and eat my legs if I went swimming.
If I ever have kids, I’m going to terrorize them in the same way my parents terrorized me. Only I’m going to take it a step further and plaster a swath of these amazing Jaws decals all over the bathroom, ensuring that my little financial black hole is traumatized whenever getting cleansed or relieving their bowels. Because that’s the kind of asshole I am.
You can order your own set via the official website.
We have an exclusive first look at A Man in the Woods With an Axe, a blood-soaked, genre-twisting homage to 1980s slasher films.
Spanning four decades, A Man in the Woods With an Axe begins in the summer of 1987 before pushing into the modern era, weaving together timelines and perspectives in a way that builds both dread and intrigue.
Drawing inspiration from genre standouts like Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, Hatchet, and The Cabin in the Woods, the film blends visceral horror with moments of dark humor, creating a uniquely balanced experience that honors tradition while carving its own identity.
Writer-director Dillon Brown (Primal Darkness) aims to deliver everything fans crave from a slasher while boldly subverting expectations with a mid-film twist that redefines the story.
“This is an unapologetic love letter to the films that made me fall in love with horror,” Brown tells Bloody Disgusting. “But I didn’t just want to recreate that feeling; I wanted to challenge it. About halfway through, the film takes a turn that completely changes how you view not only this story, but the genre itself.”
Brown describes the vintage-inspired production as “far and away the bloodiest film I’ve ever made,” with practical effects helmed by Cody Ruch (The Mill, Pig Hill), an instructor at Tom Savini’s Special Make-Up Effects Program.
From Horror Dadz Productions, A Man in the Woods With an Axe is currently in production and targeting an early 2027 release.
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