I remember seeing Jaws when I was a wee little kid and being absolutely terrified of the water. It wasn’t just lakes and oceans, it was also pools. That’s how deep this fear went. I honestly thought that a shark would come from the deep end and eat my legs if I went swimming.
If I ever have kids, I’m going to terrorize them in the same way my parents terrorized me. Only I’m going to take it a step further and plaster a swath of these amazing Jaws decals all over the bathroom, ensuring that my little financial black hole is traumatized whenever getting cleansed or relieving their bowels. Because that’s the kind of asshole I am.
You can order your own set via the official website.
