Hey stranger, I thought you might like to know that Funcom’s psychological horror game The Park is available now on Steam. You need to be at least this tall before you can ride this emotional rollercoaster of a game, and if it gets to be too much for you, I’ll let you hide your shame in my funnel cake. The powdered sugar doesn’t just absorb your tears, it transforms them into an icing, of sorts. And I will be eating that cake when you’re finished with it. Don’t be weird about it.
The Park can be found on Steam and Green Man Gaming for $10, and on Gamers Gate for $13.
