“Suck my fat dick, Machete!”
For just that line alone you need to watch Oli Putland’s Machete Cockblocks, a short animated film that takes the iconic character portrayed by Danny Trejo and turns him into savior, the “cockblocker”! Ensuring that no man or woman hooks up with a scumbag, Machete bursts into every potential bang session and saves the day! Oh, and then he makes out with the one who was about to be wronged.
I won’t lie, I’d be all about seeing Trejo in a movie version of this. It’s so utterly ridiculous and outrageous that it’d be a helluva good time.