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‘Friday the 13th: The Game’ Never Misses a Cardio Day
I’ve long been curious as to how Jason managed to catch up to his prey when his chasing game seemed so underdeveloped and his prey — is it weird that I’m calling people that? — consisted almost exclusively of young, healthy folks who were literally running for their life. Was the reason grounded in reality, or was it something mystical? He might’ve possessed an extensive knowledge of short-cuts, or maybe he folded the forest so point A, Jason, and point B, the chasee, could coexist in the same space and time, then he’d just give them a poke and walk away.
Neither, apparently. It had everything to do with stamina, says Friday the 13th: The Game. Jason wasn’t using wormholes, and that chee chee chee, ah ah ah sound was actually a strange noise he makes when he laughs because that’s to be expected from someone who’s trying to hide their nightmare of a face behind a sheet of fiberglass with holes poked in it.
That’s right, Jason has a weird laugh and we’re all one missed cardio day away from being bisected lengthwise in a forest. Thanks, game. Friday the 13th isn’t even out yet and it’s already claimed its first victim. My dreams. Enjoy your damn videos.
Friday the 13th: The Game releases this fall for PC, PS4 and Xbox One.
While you wait for Alien: Romulus, the folks over at Devilworks have cooked up their own slice of “mockbuster” fun with Alien Hunt, and we’re debuting the trailer here on BD this morning.
This brand-new sci-fi horror from director Aaron Mirtes (The Bigfoot Trap, Painted in Blood) is set for its US premiere on May 14, and you can find it on digital thanks to Devilworks.
You can exclusively watch the official trailer for Alien Hunt below, which looks to combine elements of Alien and Predator. This particular “mockbuster” has very little interest in hiding its inspirations, with the alien designs plucked straight out of H.R. Giger’s beautiful brain. Hey, if you’re going to pull from other movies, might as well take from the all-time greats!
In Alien Hunt, “On a hunting trip in the wilderness, a group of siblings discovers an abandoned military outpost on their land, but is it what it seems?
“Their trip takes a sinister turn when they find themselves facing off against a relentless army of extra-terrestrial beings. Suddenly, the hunters become the hunted.
“The formidable squad of alien soldiers will stop at nothing to wipe out the enemy and in an all-out, brutal battle for survival, it’s kill or be killed in Alien Hunt.”
Barron Boedecker (Escape Pod, The Bigfoot Trap), Brent Bentley (The Perfect In-Laws, Haunt Season), Deiondre Teagle (The Visitor, Painted in Blood, Death Ranch), Chelsey Fuller (The Bigfoot Trap, The Silent Natural), Jesse Santoyo (A Nashville Country Christmas, Potter’s Ground), and Adam Pietripaoli (The Bigfoot Trap, The OctoGames) star.
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