Time’s about to run out for those dumb horny teens, and they’re too sexed up to even realize it. Friday the 13th: The Game will be here in no time at all, and when it arrives, you can bet our man J.V. won’t waste any time making up for his decades-long hiatus from video games by unleashing a bloody Stabnado on every unfortunate soul he can find.
The game even has an official Steam page that you can visit right now. Bookmark it, study it, memorize its features, soak up its gameplay footage, stare deeply into its screens while methodically sharpening a machete — you know, the basic preparatory stuff we all do before purchasing a new horror game.
The PC specs haven’t been revealed yet, but according to the first announcement post on the shiny new Steam page, that’s because the “minimum specs are still iffy” right now. Stay tuned!
Friday the 13th: The Game releases this fall for PC, PS4 and Xbox One.
