The best way to diet is to trap your snacks inside something gross.
There are few things more terrifying to me than the Alien franchise’s Face Huggers. Birthed out of slimy eggs, the Face Huggers latch themselves onto the faces of their victims (duh) and then pump baby aliens down the throats of those unfortunate victims. Of course, the Chest Bursters come next, which literally burst out of a victim’s chest and soon become Xenomorphs.
It’s all super gross and scary. And, ya know, not appetizing at all.
But hey, if gross alien shit does make you hungry, why not invest in The Coop’s brand new Xenomorph Egg Cookie Jar?! The ceramic jar itself is a detailed replica of the Xenomorph egg design from the Alien films, and the lid features a Face Hugger lying atop the egg. Measuring 9″ x 5.5″, the most unsettling cookie jar of all time makes snacking a truly nightmarish experience.
And remember. In space, no one can hear you eat the last cookie.
