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[Podcast] SCP-Archives – SCP-2399: “A Malfunctioning Destroyer”

Tom Owen · September 5, 2019

Artist's impression of Jupiter's GRS heating the upper atmosphere. Researchers from Boston University’s (BU) Center for Space Physics report today in Nature that Jupiter’s Great Red Spot may provide the mysterious source of energy required to heat the planet’s upper atmosphere to the unusually high values observed. Sunlight reaching Earth efficiently heats the terrestrial atmosphere at altitudes well above the surface—even at 400 miles high, for example, where the International Space Station orbits. Jupiter is over five times more distant from the Sun, and yet its upper atmosphere has temperatures, on average, comparable to those found at Earth. The sources of the non-solar energy responsible for this extra heating have remained elusive to scientists studying processes in the outer solar system.

After the events of ██/██/██, it was decided that necessary force would be authorized to destroy or incapacitate SCP-2399. Using Foundation resources, as well as resources from 45 nations (notably, █████ ███████, ███████, █████ ██████, ██████, ███████ ██████, ██████’█ ████████ ██ █████, and ██████████ ██████’█ ████████ ██ █████), a platform of ██ warheads bearing ███ Mt payloads and ██ warheads bearing EMP detonators was launched and placed in orbit around Europa. On ██/██/██ at ████ hours with orders from 15 heads of state and O5█, O5█, O5█, O5█, and O5█, the entire payload of Project Gigas was launched towards SCP-2399.

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SCP-2399 written by Djkaktus
The Last Man written by ModernMajorGeneral
Host & Narrator – Jon Grilz
Cassini – Chris Snyder
McAllen – Graham Rowat
The Last Narrator – Addison Peacock
The Last Man – Atticus Jackson
Music – Tom Rory Parsons
Showrunner – Pacific S. Obadiah
Producer – Tom Owen
Presented by Bloody Disgusting