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[Podcast] SCP-Archives – SCP-2399: “A Malfunctioning Destroyer”
Not often do we get a chance to see the swerving bus that will end our lives, and step out of the way. Jupiter, unknowingly, has offered us that chance. I suggest we take it.
After the events of ██/██/██, it was decided that necessary force would be authorized to destroy or incapacitate SCP-2399. Using Foundation resources, as well as resources from 45 nations (notably, █████ ███████, ███████, █████ ██████, ██████, ███████ ██████, ██████’█ ████████ ██ █████, and ██████████ ██████’█ ████████ ██ █████), a platform of ██ warheads bearing ███ Mt payloads and ██ warheads bearing EMP detonators was launched and placed in orbit around Europa. On ██/██/██ at ████ hours with orders from 15 heads of state and O5█, O5█, O5█, O5█, and O5█, the entire payload of Project Gigas was launched towards SCP-2399.
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SCP-2399 written by Djkaktus
The Last Man written by ModernMajorGeneral
Host & Narrator – Jon Grilz
Cassini – Chris Snyder
McAllen – Graham Rowat
The Last Narrator – Addison Peacock
The Last Man – Atticus Jackson
Music – Tom Rory Parsons
Showrunner – Pacific S. Obadiah
Producer – Tom Owen
Presented by Bloody Disgusting
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This month, Michael Roffman and Justin Gerber discuss the blockbuster weekend involving Backrooms and Obsession. They also brush on some franchise news and dust off oldies for the first time: 1987’s Dead of Winter and 1977’s False Face.
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