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[BD Review] British Zombie Film ‘Stalled’ Takes Zombie Films Out of the Toilet

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When I got the screener for Stalled, I read the synopsis and rolled my eyes. First at the word “zombie” then at “horror-comedy.” But I’m happy as shit I gave it a shot, you guys. Stalled is a brilliant film, one that uses a zombie horde as a tool to deliver an earnest, genuinely funny comedy about a lonely bastard stuck in a ladies’ room stall on Christmas Eve. Besides maybe two minutes, the entire 82 minute run time is set in a bathroom (mainly one stall) which doesn’t sound manageable, but Stalled surprisingly is. Not only that, like most higher comedies, it’s downright touching. Yeah, touching.

Writer/star Dan Palmer plays W.C., a maintenance schlub fixing a bathroom intercom the night of his building’s rowdy Christmas party. When two drunk (scantily clothed female) co-workers enter the restroom, W.C. retreats to a stall, leaving his tool kit behind on the sinks. Then the zombie outbreak jumps off and he finds himself trapped and alone against a building full of undead people he didn’t like to begin with (been there, bro!).

W.C. is a crafty fellow, who manages to repel early attempts of the undead scratching at his restroom door with screwdrivers and full-body toilet paper armor. And what sounds like a wacky set piece for a thoughtless zombie invasion turns out to be a heartfelt, surprisingly emotional examination of a lonely janitor. Stalled has its share of gore – really graphic and nauseating, in fact. The zombie horde is dressed in Christmas garb too, meaning Santa looks absolutely terrifying. But Stalled also manages to supersede its genre trappings to create something genuine. Consider it the Ricky Gervais sitcom of horror films.

The entire third act of the film builds up to W.C. confronting his faults, his fears, and displaying what kind of a character he really is. It’s a tremendously sneaky performance that Palmer plays out wonderfully. At first he seems like a rotten perv, but by the end, ya really feel for this goof.

Being confined to a bathroom stall doesn’t mean the cinematography has to suck either. Stalled is never visually boring despite its setting constraints. Lots of bathroom stall-angles are utilized – I mean that in the best way possible – and W.C. keeps shit interesting enough so you want to be stuck in a stall with him.

Shit, guys, I hate zombie movies. I even hate old, classic zombie movies. They’ve never done anything for me and now they’re one of the most painfully overused genres in contemporary horror. So when I recommend Stalled, take my word that this is an inventive film, backed by a genuine interest in the human condition and a solid lead actor. Right on.

Patrick writes stuff about stuff for Bloody and Collider. His fiction has appeared in ThugLit, Shotgun Honey, Flash Fiction Magazine, and your mother's will. He'll have a ginger ale, thanks.

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‘Kraven the Hunter’ Movie Now Releasing in December 2024

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Sony returns to their own Marvel universe with the upcoming Kraven the Hunter, which has been bumped all over the release schedule. This week, it’s been bumped once more.

There was a time when Sony was going to unleash Kraven in theaters in October 2023, but the film was then bumped to August 2024. It’ll now release on December 13, 2024.

Kraven the Hunter will be the very first Marvel movie from Sony to be released into theaters with an “R” rating, with lots of bloody violence being promised.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson stars as the title character, Marvel’s ultimate predator.

“Kraven the Hunter is the visceral story about how and why one of Marvel’s most iconic villains came to be. Set before his notorious vendetta with Spider-Man, Aaron Taylor-Johnson stars as the titular character in the R-rated film.”

Ariana DeBose will play Calypso in the upcoming Kraven the Hunter movie.

Christopher Abbott (Possessor) is playing The Foreigner, with Levi Miller (Better Watch Out) also on board. Alessandro Nivola (The Many Saints of Newark) will play another villain, but character details are under wraps. Russell Crowe and Fred Hechinger also star.

J.C. Chandor (A Most Violent Year) is directing Kraven the Hunter.

The screenplay was written by Art Marcum & Matt Holloway and Richard Wenk.

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