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[Fantasia ’15 Review] ‘Therapy For a Vampire’: A Clever Two-Fanged Comedy

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We’ve already had one uproarious vampire send-up this year, What We Do in the Shadows. Do we really need another one? Oh hell yes. And its name is Therapy for a Vampire. Anything that stokes the burning stake of whiney teen vamp drivel should be welcomed with open arms, but it also helps that this Austrian offering from director David Rühm is a seductive and hilarious take on vampire lore with a script and cast that nails the coffin tight.

In 1930s Vienna, the thrill is gone for centuries old vampire Count Geza von Közsnöm. As his existence drags its feet, so does his marriage to the Countess Elsa. He finds no pleasure in feeding on the innocent anymore, so he swigs from a blood-filled flask when his wife isn’t looking – like some hapless alcoholic. He seeks the assistant of Dr. Sigmund Freud, who’s not at all alarmed when the Count insists their session happen at night. “What do you do during the day?” Freud asks.

“I’m…a count?”

During one of their sessions, the Count sees a vision of Nadila, his long-deceased true love. But it’s really a painting of Lucy, the girlfriend of Freud’s assistant Viktor, an amateur artist. Regardless, the Count is determined to make Lucy his bride by any vampiric means necessary. While he woos Lucy, Elsa hires Viktor to paint her portrait. Decades of not being able to see her own reflection is driving the vain Countess mad and if Viktor can’t deliver on a painting, there’ll be hell to pay.

The script, also written by Rühm, is very clever and crackling with intelligent humor and subtlety. His approach to vampire parody feels fresh – he’s not just playing on tired gags we’ve seen before. A vampire’s obsession with counting, for example, leads to some great moments. Many of the jokes start out small and suggestive, only to lead to even bigger punch lines later on.

The lush production design and costumes are a big part of the fun and go a long way in adding weight to the atmosphere. There’s a ton of small details everywhere – from the Count’s cemetery to Viktor’s cluttered studio apartment. Putting this great group of vibrant actors in this rich environment leads to one hugely entertaining dance in the dark. Tobias Moretti brings deep sophistication and astute comedic timing to the Count. His constant sparring with the seductive Jeanette Hain (Elsa) is hilarious to watch. As Lucy, Cornelia Ivancan truly steals the show. She’s warm and strong and radiates leading woman whiz-bang charisma. Here’s hoping she gets a chance to break out internationally soon.

Therapy for a Vampire (or, Der Vampir auf der Couch) takes relentless jabs at vampire lore and, most piercing of all, relationships and the vicissitudes of marriage. It does so in an invigorating way with heaps of wit to spare. But don’t worry, it’s not all top hats and snappy quips. There is enough blood splashed around to paint the walls.

Patrick writes stuff about stuff for Bloody and Collider. His fiction has appeared in ThugLit, Shotgun Honey, Flash Fiction Magazine, and your mother's will. He'll have a ginger ale, thanks.

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Do ‘Ready or Not’ and ‘Abigail’ Take Place in the Same Universe? Did You Spot This Connection?

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Both extremely bloody cat-and-mouse chases through massive mansions, Radio Silence’s horror movies Ready or Not and Abigail (now playing in theaters!) are certainly cut from the same cloth, but do they actually take place within a shared universe? It was a question the filmmakers were asked, and their response suggests that the answer to that question is YES.

Collider’s Perri Nemiroff asked the question of Radio Silence filmmakers Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett, who co-directed both 2019’s Ready or Not and this year’s Abigail. As they point out, an Easter egg nestled within Abigail confirms a shared universe connection.

Bettinelli-Olpin tells Collider, “There is a portrait in the background of one of the scenes [in Abigail] of Henry Czerny’s [character from Ready or Not].” Gillet chimes in to clarify, “It would be a grandfather. A great, great, great, great grandfather [of Czerny’s character].”

Bettinelli-Olpin adds, “There is a little bit of a tied universe to Ready or Not within the movie.”

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Actor Henry Czerny played the character Tony Le Domas in Radio Silence’s crowd-pleasing hit Ready or Not, the owner of the Le Domas Gaming Dominion and patriarch of the Le Domas family. The film centers on the Le Domas family’s deal with the devil to build their fortune, which Samara Weaving’s character Grace of course finds herself paying the price for.

If the Le Domas family exists in the world of Abigail, as the aforementioned portrait suggests, then that would indeed indicate that both films exist within the same bloody universe!

And it would seem there’s a deeper connection between the Le Domas family and the Lazar crime family introduced in Abigail. Have fun playing around with that idea. We know you will!

We’ll get you started. Is it possible that Abigail’s father is Mr. Le Bail from Ready or Not…?

In Abigail, “After a group of would-be criminals kidnap the 12-year-old ballerina daughter of a powerful underworld figure, all they have to do to collect a $50 million ransom is watch the girl overnight. In an isolated mansion, the captors start to dwindle, one by one, and they discover, to their mounting horror, that they’re locked inside with no normal little girl.”

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