Editorials
[TV Review] ‘Scream Queens’ Dueling Chainsaws
This week on Scream Queens proved the main point from my last review. With a Monty Python style limb slicing, this show careens into full-fledged satire. While the Chanel group begins to implode the rest of the pledges, lead by Grace, are still hunting the Red Devil. In a hilarious attempt to do away with the Red Devil as the school mascot, Dean Munsch introduces a new mascot known as “Coney” a giant dancing vanilla ice cream cone and moves into the KKT house with KKT representative GiGi. Munsch may have ulterior motives, though, she is incredibly jealous of the relationship blooming between GiGi and Grace’s father Wes (Oliver Hudson). Oh, and Chanel #2’s body has also disappeared.
The third episode opens on Grace and Zayday heading to the convenient store to get some much need snackage since the cook is dead. While discussing the benefits of syrup covered chips they encounter the red devil and in a perfect final girl style, Grace zaps him in the nards with a taser and Zayday topples him with a display. Unfortunately, this devil was just a stand in school mascot.Ooops.
Meanwhile, Grace tries to hold it together and proceed with classes as normal, until her father shows up as her Film Analysis professor. After she storms out, Wes is left to teach the class about what he deems the greatest movie of all time, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. We get a few iconic snippets from the film as well as shots of students throwing up in their backpacks. Where was this class when I was in college?

SCREAM QUEENS: Pictured L-R: Nasim Pedrad as Gigi, Jamie Lee Curtis as Dean Cathy Munsch and Emma Roberts as Chanel Oberlin in the “Chainsaw” episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Sept. 29 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Skip Bolen/FOX.
We’re reaching prime KKT explosion time. Chanel #5 (Abigail Breslin) has decided she is out and that Chanel (Emma Roberts) should be overthrown as house president. And when Chanel decides to make over Hester and turn her into Chanel #6 shit really hits the fan. I’m really loving Abigail Breslin in this show, she’s crass and hilarious. I don’t see her as being the killer but now that we know not only she and Chanel #3 (Billie Lourd) were hooking up with Chanel’s main squeeze, the King of Dudebros, Chad Radwell (Glen Powel) anyone could be the killer.
But that brings me to what I really wanted to mention in this review, the boys. Last episode, Chad’s bff Boone (Nick Jonas) was going to leave the Dicky Dollar Scholars and join KKT under their new rule of accepting anyone. Supposedly he wanted to join so he could come out as gay on his own terms and help the KKT house instead of being ruined by Chanel. The night he decided to join he ended up face to face with the Red Devil and got his throat slashed. But not really, at the very end of the premiere it’s revealed Boone is not dead but actually scheming with the Red Devil. “Chainsaw” brings Chad Radwell, who is the most superficial crier I’ve ever seen, out for revenge. He and the rest of the Dicky Dollar Scholars decide to go out and find the Red Devil themselves using the “gang rule” of going out in the street and yelling for someone until they come out and fight you, according to Chad Radwell it’s fool proof. Unsurprisingly, he turns out to be right but not before he and his bros don their all-white outfits and go on a bashing spree with baseball bats to the tune of “Backstreet’s Back” and which point 10-year-old me cracked up. As the Devil appears with a chainsaw the bros charge him but soon realize you never bring a wooden bat to a chainsaw fight. Also, there are two devils both wielding chainsaws causing the group to separate with Chad taking on one himself. As he is about to get sliced up like Thanksgiving turkey a fellow bro runs to save him and promptly gets his bat arm sliced off but that doesn’t stop him! Oh no, with his other hand he grabs the bat from his detached limb only to have his other arm sawed off as well. We know that Boone is involved somehow and most likely one of the faces behind the masks. His motive still remains unknown.
As the Devils walk off leaving the decimated Dicky Dollar Scholars, we head back to KKT where GiGi and Dean Munsch are having issues of their own. In an earlier scene, we see Munsch warn GiGi about staying away from her man so when they appear later as roomies we know something is up. As bedtime arrives Munsch explains she needs a white noise machine to sleep. No problem, except that the volume is cranked and the sounds as less then soothing, as a “compromise” Munsch decides on Slasher Movie sounds. GiGi, who is so totally not putting up with it heads to the couch downstairs only to be attacked by the Red Devil, chainsaw and all. The Devil flees when Wes bursts in to save his lady love, just in time for Munsch to run downstairs to see what the commotion was. Wes and GiGi accuse her of being the killer and that’s where we end.
From the first episode, I was wondering if they would make Jamie Lee Curtis a villain, which I would totally be for despite it’s predictability, but after this episode I’m thinking it’s not her. Announcing her as the killer this early in the season generally means she’s a red herring but who knows in this weird ass universe. What do you guys think? Comment below or tweet me!
Notable Cameos
While Grace and Zayday investigate the disappearance of Chanel #2 (whom they do not know is dead) they visit her parents played by the beautiful Charisma Carpenter (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) and Roger Bart (Stepford Wives 2004).

SCREAM QUEENS: Pictured L-R: Roger Bart as Dr. Herfmann, Charisma Carpenter as Mrs. Herfmann and Skyler Samuels as Grace in the “Chainsaw” episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Sept. 29 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Skip Bolen/FOX.
Favorite Lines
“I was bored so I came out here to look at #2’s body”
“Stabbed her in the face and she wasn’t that cute to begin with but that is not the point!”
“You violated my closet vag”
Favorite Deaths
RIP Coney the Ice Cream Cone, may your sawed off head be found in hilarious glory.
Editorials
André Øvredal’s ‘Troll Hunter’ Remains One of the Best Found Footage Movies
In this day and age, the word “troll” is often used to describe various online nuisances. Yet as abundant and irksome as the modern troll can be, they aren’t usually as fearsome as their mythological counterparts. I’m not talking about the small and gentler versions that have become more common to see in media. No, there are much bigger and scarier trolls out there—and André Øvredal’s movie Troll Hunter is one of the best places to find them.
It doesn’t take long for Troll Hunter (or Trolljegeren) to dump the Blair Witch Project-esque setup and aim for something a lot fresher. The trajectory of the story is augmented by Otto Jespersen’s character Hans, the titular Troll Hunter. The second he comes barreling out of the deep, dark woods and shouts “troll” at the camera, this movie takes a turn into what feels like uncharted territory. Not only subject-wise, but also conceptually.
For fantastical and made-up subject matter in cinema, found footage is a fast way to add a guise of believability. After all, what we accept to be the most crucial aspect of documentaries—the truth—rubs off on pseudo-documentaries, despite our understanding of the pretense involved. That is what Øvredal delivered with Troll Hunter: a movie so convincing that some viewers wondered if trolls really do exist. So, had this been straightforwardly made, it likely wouldn’t have been as effective. Conventional narratives would be more inclined to treat something like trolls as flat out unreal, and never try to convince the audience to think otherwise.

Hans petrifies the three-headed Tusseladd troll.
The viewers, like the characters trailing Hans, are quickly thrown into the deeper end of that extraordinary story. They have to process all this new information while staying on the go. So, although there is no significant amount of meandering, narratively or physically, there is still a good amount of atmosphere, not to mention tension building. It’s never anything frightful, but then again, Troll Hunter isn’t your standard offering of horror; it’s more on the low end of the dark fantasy spectrum. We aren’t ever spirited away to a faraway world—we stay in rather familiar surroundings, as well as dip into those less so. The outcome is a movie where you’re constantly more in awe than in terror.
As fantasy fiction might do, Troll Hunter prefers not to deal with incredulity. There is no time to waste on doubt, as interviewer Thomas (Glenn Erland Tosterud), soundperson Johanna (Johanna Mørck), and cameraman Kalle (Tomas Alf Larsen) all follow Hans around, recording whatever this character is willing to reveal about his bizarre job. Of course, the Troll Hunter himself is not an open book; in that respect, the diegetic documentary fails to fully capture and unpack the more interesting of its two subjects. Yes, all those giant, monstrous trolls are indeed incredible, but understandably, your mind wanders to their pursuer. What kind of person signs up for this gig and then chooses to stick with it for so long?
Reviews have called out Troll Hunter for its lack of character development. In regard to Thomas and his fellow documentarians, that criticism is valid, but bear in mind, they aren’t the focus of the story, either. Meanwhile, Hans is a well-crafted character. At least better than first realized. Before he was introduced, Hans had already grown tired of the troll grind. Fed up with that low compensation for his services, resentful of the bureaucracy, and wanting to expose his employer on a large scale, Hans’ discontent is glaring.
Then there are those finer details about the Troll Hunter, such as that indifference to both the natural splendor of his everyday surroundings and the affections of an obviously smitten colleague, that also suggest some level of despondency. So it is fair to say this movie doesn’t feature any sizable growth for its characters; however, the namesake isn’t underwritten. No doubt, putting a real-life character like Otto Jespersen in that role is partly why Hans is so fascinating—maybe even relatable.

Otto Jespersen as Hans the Troll Hunter.
There is always a small risk whenever using the term “mockumentary” to describe a found-footage movie, as the word could imply humor where there is none. In the case of Troll Hunter, the term’s usage is appropriate. Some folks have claimed the English-dubbed version has the more comedic tone, however, the Norwegian cut isn’t exactly humorless. Apart from the trolls’ absurd appearances, this is a movie where the characters nearly choke on the monsters’ farts, and Christians are like walking targets. Hans’ complete apathy towards everything is another cause of laughter. Overall, the comedy is intentionally dry and inconsistent. Unfunny, though? Absolutely not.
In a movie where endemic creatures are maltreated, as well as disavowed from living freely and peacefully, it’s hard not to notice the ecological message buried beneath the story. In addition to that is the unmistakable political satire. There is this whole business about intrusive and unsightly power lines—like trolls, they’re big blemishes on the land—that leads to what is perhaps the movie’s funniest moment. The scene in question is that one where certain electric lines, the ones secretly being used to keep the trolls at bay, go in a loop and don’t actually send power to any residents. Yet the monitors of said lines don’t find this at all weird. So it stands to reason that Øvredal was having a go at those who accept the government’s doings without question.
Looking past the fact that trolls aren’t actually real, this movie is an enlightening source of information. And not just for international audiences; Norwegians, too, get schooled about their homeland’s own mythology. It’s also evident from everything on screen that Øvredal and his crew were enthusiastic about the topic. The creature designs are the most indicative of that zeal; those imaginative yet myth-accurate manifestations are equally amusing and grotesque. One second you’re laughing at their phallic noses, the next you’re white-knuckling during a hairy sequence. Most surprisingly is how well the trolls’ visual effects hold up after fifteen years. It’s not all spotless, but on the whole, they remain impressive.
Vouching for a mockumentary about trolls isn’t easy, but those who do come around and give it a shot will more than likely be grateful for the recommendation. For Troll Hunter is a real find in that vast and varied genre we call “found footage“.

A bridge troll reaches up for food and finds Hans decked out in armor.

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