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[Review] “American Horror Story: Apocalypse” Spotlights Michael Langdon in Frustrating “Sojourn”

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“American Horror Story: Apocalypse” takes an episode to focus on Michael Langdon’s crisis of faith as he whines, kills, and whines his way to salvation. 

“What do you want from me? What am I supposed to do?”

Oh won’t you please help a desperate, needy Satanist today? The mere change in your pocket could pay for a week’s supply of brimstone for these lost souls.

As American Horror Story: Apocalypse quickly barrels towards its conclusion, its antepenultimate episode provides a heavy dose of Michael Langdon and his many dark apostles that are in need of guidance. Last week’s episode was about empowering the witches about the future and building a battle plan and “Sojourn” largely does the same thing, but from the perspective of the Satanists. Cordelia and her fellow witches actually want to improve and protect the world, whether they’re the ones that are in charge or not, whereas the Satanists are all rather petulant and just want to wipe the slate clean after they’ve been dealt bad lots. They’re a bunch of children who flip over the checkerboard when they see that they’re losing the game. These are not individuals who are fit to run the world and “Sojourn” makes that point dangerously clear.

Michael begins this episode rather crushed over his torched brethren. It’s actually the most emotion and vulnerability that he’s shown since his younger years. In response to this, Cordelia defiantly tells Langdon that he is finally alone in this world, but then he goes out and spends the entire episode proving just how wrong that theory is and that he’s actually never been more loved.

This brief encounter between Cordelia and Langdon is perhaps the best part of the episode. It’s very fulfilling to see Cordelia taunt him and play the devil in her own way as she attempts to lure Michael to join her and her coven. She pushes him to talk to his dad, question his path, and really fight for the future rather than simply be smug and powerful. Langdon turns down Cordelia’s offer, but it does send him looking for answers.

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“Sojourn” doesn’t offer a glimpse at Michael’s wilderness walkabout from the previous episode, but this entry at least moves the story forward. This is basically the Michael Langdon one-man show that makes up for the character’s absence last week. Michael spends four days in the woods waiting for a sign from his father and experiences some particularly Biblical visions (although not from dear old dad). Images of divinity and Playgirl-esque Jesus figures try to tempt Michael’s spirit. It’s satisfying to see a weaker, unsure side of Michael, especially since his snarky Antichrist angle was beginning to provide diminishing returns. This material isn’t as rewarding as it may have seemed on paper. Furthermore, we know where Michael ends up post-bomb and this sojourn takes up the entire episode. Perhaps is this season had played out in chronological order then this installment would have carried greater impact.

Michael’s aimless journey takes him from the forest to the city and places him within the Sandra Bernhard-infused Satanic Black Mass Church, but he’s still just as unsure about his mission. Similarly, the Black Mass Church talks a big game and trade all sorts of sins, but they seem to be just as lost and “sinless” as Michael. They lack inspiration and it’s devastating for Michael to see such hopelessness in these disciples of his cause. This material all speaks to the growing state of Satanism in the world and why the idea of giving into this dark nature is comforting to so many people. Michael remains skeptical through this, but begins to progressively find his footing and purpose. Michael gains the ego boost that he needs here, but this Satanic church material doesn’t feel that different from the previous Satanic church material. It’s fun stuff, but it’s more of the same.

“Sojourn” certainly seems to imply that these Satanists and the Black Mass Church are either in league with the organization that will become the Cooperative, or are an earlier version of the shadow group themselves. Even before the bombs go off it’s clear that these Satanists already have impressive shortcuts throughout society and are on the precipice of something big. There’s also a brief glimpse of Paulson’s Wilhemina Venable pre-Outpost 3, but the episode doesn’t offer up much insight towards her character other than that she was on the ground floor of all of this uprising business.

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It only took eight episodes, but if there’s a point where this season of American Horror Story goes off the rails, then it’s “Sojourn.” While this is far from a wasted episode (although it may be the weakest entry of the season), it does choose to spend its time in some curious ways, especially when the episode is also only a scant 38 minutes. When only two episodes in this season remain, it feels like a huge oversight to run the clock in such egregious ways.

For instance, I don’t know if we really needed Evan Peters and Billy Eichner to play two bowl cut coke head misanthropes. It actually makes the final scenes at the robotics lab feel a bit like a parody (but perhaps that’s the point) or that Murphy and company realized that they didn’t have actors for these roles on the day of filming and just threw in Eichner and Peters. Additionally, it’s not really necessary to provide such a lengthy explanation on how Michael’s Robo-Mead came into practice.

In fact, this development really only reiterates how frail Michael is during this moment. When the time came for him to lead his people and take charge, he whimpered to his new friends and demanded that they build him a new mommy. We knew that Mead’s robotic return was imminent, but there are definitely better angles for her creation. It’d also just be more interesting to see Langdon go at the apocalypse “alone,” rather than clutch onto this security blanket because the end of the world doesn’t have a “how to” guide. That being said, Michael begins this episode alone and ends it with more love and support than ever. Much like the coven, he’s ready for combat.

“Sojourn” is a frustrating episode of American Horror Story: Apocalypse that slows down the plot and provides answers to the wrong questions. Cody Fern rises to the occasion in an episode that basically functions as a showcase for him, but the rewards aren’t great enough, especially for an episode that’s this close to the end. Do we really need more disposable new characters when there are only two episodes left, and one is the conclusion to all of this? AHS: Apocalypse can still stick this landing, but they better not let these final two episodes get out of control.

“American Horror Story: Apocalypse” airs Wednesdays at 10pm (ET) on FX

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Daniel Kurland is a freelance writer, comedian, and critic, whose work can be read on Splitsider, Bloody Disgusting, Den of Geek, ScreenRant, and across the Internet. Daniel knows that "Psycho II" is better than the original and that the last season of "The X-Files" doesn't deserve the bile that it conjures. If you want a drink thrown in your face, talk to him about "Silent Night, Deadly Night Part II," but he'll always happily talk about the "Puppet Master" franchise. The owls are not what they seem.

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“AHS: Delicate” Review – “Little Gold Man” Mixes Oscar Fever & Baby Fever into the Perfect Product

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‘AHS: Delicate’ enters early labor with a fun, frenzied episode that finds the perfect tone and goes for broke as its water breaks.

“I’ll figure it out. Women always do.”

American Horror Story is no stranger to remixing real-life history with ludicrous, heightened Murphy-isms, whether it’s AHS: 1984’s incorporation of Richard Ramirez, AHS: Cult’s use of Valerie Solanas, or AHS: Coven’s prominent role for the Axeman of New Orleans. Accordingly, it’s very much par for the course for AHS: Delicate to riff on other pop culture touchstones and infinitely warp them to its wicked whims. That being said, it takes real guts to do a postmodern feminist version of Rosemary’s Baby and then actually put Mia Farrow – while she’s filming Rosemary’s Baby, no less – into the narrative. This is the type of gonzo bullshit that I want out of American Horror Story! Sharon Tate even shows up for a minute because why the hell not? Make no mistake, this is completely absurd, but the right kind of campy absurdity that’s consistently been in American Horror Story’s wheelhouse since its inception. It’s a wild introduction that sets up an Oscar-centric AHS: Delicate episode for success. “Little Gold Man” is a chaotic episode that’s worth its weight in gold and starts to bring this contentious season home. 

It’d be one thing if “Little Gold Man” just featured a brief detour to 1967 so that this season of pregnancy horror could cross off Rosemary’s Baby from its checklist. AHS: Delicate gets more ambitious with its revisionist history and goes so far as to say that Mia Farrow and Anna Victoria Alcott are similarly plagued. “Little Gold Man” intentionally gives Frank Sinatra dialogue that’s basically verbatim from Dex Harding Sr., which indicates that this demonic curse has been ruffling Hollywood’s feathers for the better part of a century. Anna Victoria Alcott’s Oscar-nominated feature film, The Auteur, is evidently no different than Rosemary’s Baby. It’s merely Satanic forces’ latest attempt to cultivate the “perfect product.” “Little Gold Man” even implies that the only reason that Mia Farrow didn’t go on to make waves at the 1969 Academy Awards and ends up with her twisted lot in life is because she couldn’t properly commit to Siobhan’s scheme, unlike Anna.

This is easily one of American Horror Story’s more ridiculous cold opens, but there’s a lot of love for the horror genre and Hollywood that pumps through its veins. If Hollywood needs to be a part of AHS: Delicate’s story then this is actually the perfect connective tissue. On that note, Claire DeJean plays Sharon Tate in “Little Gold Man” and does fine work with the brief scene. However, it would have been a nice, subtle nod of continuity if AHS: Delicate brought back Rachel Roberts who previously portrayed Tate in AHS: Cult. “Little Gold Man” still makes its point and to echo a famous line from Jennifer Lynch’s father’s television masterpiece: “It is happening again.”

“Little Gold Man” is rich in sequences where Anna just rides the waves of success and enjoys her blossoming fame. She feels empowered and begins to finally take control of her life, rather than let it push her around and get under her skin like a gestating fetus. Anna’s success coincides with a colossal exposition dump from Tavi Gevinson’s Cora, a character who’s been absent for so long that we were all seemingly meant to forget that she was ever someone who was supposed to be significant. Cora has apparently been the one pulling many of Anna’s strings all along as she goes Single White Female, rather than Anna having a case of Repulsion. It’s an explanation that oddly works and feeds into the episode’s more general message of dreams becoming nightmares. Cora continuing to stay aligned with Dr. Hill because she has student loans is also somehow, tragically the perfect explanation for her abhorrent behavior. It’s not the most outlandish series of events in an episode that also briefly gives Anna alligator legs and makes Emma Roberts and Kim Kardashian kiss.

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“Little Gold Man” often feels like it hits the fast-forward button as it delivers more answers, much in the same vein as last week’s “Ava Hestia.” These episodes are two sides of the same coin and it’s surely no coincidence that they’re both directed by Jennifer Lynch. This season has benefitted from being entirely written by Halley Feiffer – a first for the series – but it’s unfortunate that Lynch couldn’t direct every episode of AHS: Delicate instead of just four out of nine entries. That’s not to say that a version of this season that was unilaterally directed by Lynch would have been without its issues. However, it’s likely that there’d be a better sense of synergy across the season with fewer redundancies. She’s responsible for the best episodes of AHS: Delicate and it’s a disappointment that she won’t be the one who closes the season out in next week’s finale.

To this point, “Little Gold Man” utilizes immaculate pacing that helps this episode breeze by. Anna’s Oscar nomination and the awards ceremony are in the same episode, whereas it feels like “Part 1” of the season would have spaced these events out over four or five episodes. This frenzied tempo works in “Little Gold Man’s” favor as AHS: Delicate speed-runs to its finish instead of getting lost in laborious plotting and unnecessary storytelling. This is how the entire season should have been. Although it’s also worth pointing out that this is by far the shortest episode of American Horror Story to date at only 34 minutes. It’s a shame that the season’s strongest entries have also been the ones with the least amount of content. There could have been a whole other act to “Little Gold Man,” or at the least, a substantially longer cold open that got more out of its Mia Farrow mayhem. 

“Little Gold Man” is an American Horror Story episode that does everything right, but is still forced to contend with three-quarters of a subpar season. “Part 2” of AHS: Delicate actually helps the season’s first five episodes shine brighter in retrospect and this will definitely be a season that benefits from one long binge that doesn’t have a six-month break in the middle. Unfortunately, anyone who’s already watched it once will likely not feel compelled to experience these labor pains a second time over. With one episode to go and Anna’s potential demon offspring ready to greet the world, AHS: Delicate is poised to deliver one hell of a finale.

Although, to paraphrase Frank Sinatra, “How do you expect to be a good conclusion if this is what you’re chasing?” 

4 out of 5 skulls

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