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Spirit Halloween: 10 Essentials for Every Horror Home

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As Halloween culture grows with each passing year, so too does the volume of seasonal decor. Spirit Halloween remains the cream of the crop of the Halloween industry, as demonstrated by its 2023 offerings.

As horror fans, Halloween decorations can serve as year-round furnishings. Here are 10 must-have items to add to your collection this year:


Killer Klowns from Outer Space Sidesteppers – $32.99 each

Spirit Halloween’s line of animated “Sidesteppers” includes a pair of the titular Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Slim and Spikey. At 11.5″ tall with movement and sound, these horrific harlequins are guaranteed to grab trick-or-treaters’s attention.


The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Wreath – $39.99

This Texas Chain Saw Massacre wreath lights up and makes chainsaw noises, but what I really love about it is that it looks like something that you’d actually find in the Sawyer house. Measuring approximately 18″ across, it’s sure to ward of unwanted guests.


The Exorcist’s Regan Bobblehead – $39.99

Have you ever seen a bobblehead with an upside-down head to bobble? Celebrate 50 years of The Exorcist by possessing Spirit Halloween’s exclusive resin bobblehead statue depicting Regan’s infamous spider walk down the stairs. It stands 4.75″ tall.


Mars Attacks Snow Globe – $44.99

Ack ack! Let the Martians invade your world with Mars Attacks snow globe. In addition to glittering snowfall, the 7.75″ collectible makes out-of-this-world sounds.


Beeltlejuice’s Miss Argentina Door Knocker – $54.99

Let visitors know it’s showtime with this Beetlejuice door knocker. Measuring 13″, Miss Argentina features motion-activated lights to welcome unfortunate souls to the Neitherworld.


Friday the 13th’s Jason Voorhees Plush – $16.99

This October has a Friday the 13th, making Jason Voorhees the perfect companion for horror movie binges this Halloween season. The cuddly plush slasher is 8″ tall.


Ghost Face Bust – $44.99

This light-up statue is a real scream, baby! Ghostface has already carved a Jack-o’-lantern, and you could be next. The bust measures 9.5″ high, 11″ wide, and 3″ deep.


Hocus Pocus’ Emily Binx Tombstone – $49.99

This year marks Hocus Pocus’ 30th anniversary, which means it’s also the 330th anniversary of Emily Binx being taken from us most unnaturally. Pay your respects by displaying a 30″ plastic recreation of her tombstone in your yard.


IT’s Pennywise Light – $29.99

This is one light that makes the dark even scarier. Based on Bill Skarsgård’s portrayal in It: Chapter Two, Pennywise’s 8.7″ light-up visage can be displayed on the included stand or hung on a wall.


Gremlins Door Cover – $22.99

Gremlins may be a Christmas movie, but the tiny terrors can wreak havoc on Halloween too. Make your house a must-see trick-or-treating destination with a door cover featuring Stripe and the gang tormenting Gizmo. Made from polyester and spandex, it measures 80″ high and 37″ wide to fit most doors.


Find all this and more at your local Spirit Halloween store or online at SpiritHalloween.com.

Broke Horror Fan. Filmmaker. VHS purveyor. Pop-punk defender. Weird food archivist. Dog petter. He/him.

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André Øvredal’s ‘Troll Hunter’ Remains One of the Best Found Footage Movies

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André Øvredal's Troll Hunter

In this day and age, the wordtrollis often used to describe various online nuisances. Yet as abundant and irksome as the modern troll can be, they aren’t usually as fearsome as their mythological counterparts. I’m not talking about the small and gentler versions that have become more common to see in media. No, there are much bigger and scarier trolls out there—and André Øvredal’s movie Troll Hunter is one of the best places to find them.

It doesn’t take long for Troll Hunter (or Trolljegeren) to dump the Blair Witch Project-esque setup and aim for something a lot fresher. The trajectory of the story is augmented by Otto Jespersen’s character Hans, the titular Troll Hunter. The second he comes barreling out of the deep, dark woods and shoutstrollat the camera, this movie takes a turn into what feels like uncharted territory. Not only subject-wise, but also conceptually.

For fantastical and made-up subject matter in cinema, found footage is a fast way to add a guise of believability. After all, what we accept to be the most crucial aspect of documentaries—the truth—rubs off on pseudo-documentaries, despite our understanding of the pretense involved. That is what Øvredal delivered with Troll Hunter: a movie so convincing that some viewers wondered if trolls really do exist. So, had this been straightforwardly made, it likely wouldn’t have been as effective. Conventional narratives would be more inclined to treat something like trolls as flat out unreal, and never try to convince the audience to think otherwise.

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Hans petrifies the three-headed Tusseladd troll.

The viewers, like the characters trailing Hans, are quickly thrown into the deeper end of that extraordinary story. They have to process all this new information while staying on the go. So, although there is no significant amount of meandering, narratively or physically, there is still a good amount of atmosphere, not to mention tension building. It’s never anything frightful, but then again, Troll Hunter isn’t your standard offering of horror; it’s more on the low end of the dark fantasy spectrum. We aren’t ever spirited away to a faraway world—we stay in rather familiar surroundings, as well as dip into those less so. The outcome is a movie where you’re constantly more in awe than in terror.

As fantasy fiction might do, Troll Hunter prefers not to deal with incredulity. There is no time to waste on doubt, as interviewer Thomas (Glenn Erland Tosterud), soundperson Johanna (Johanna Mørck), and cameraman Kalle (Tomas Alf Larsen) all follow Hans around, recording whatever this character is willing to reveal about his bizarre job. Of course, the Troll Hunter himself is not an open book; in that respect, the diegetic documentary fails to fully capture and unpack the more interesting of its two subjects. Yes, all those giant, monstrous trolls are indeed incredible, but understandably, your mind wanders to their pursuer. What kind of person signs up for this gig and then chooses to stick with it for so long?

Reviews have called out Troll Hunter for its lack of character development. In regard to Thomas and his fellow documentarians, that criticism is valid, but bear in mind, they aren’t the focus of the story, either. Meanwhile, Hans is a well-crafted character. At least better than first realized. Before he was introduced, Hans had already grown tired of the troll grind. Fed up with that low compensation for his services, resentful of the bureaucracy, and wanting to expose his employer on a large scale, Hans’ discontent is glaring.

Then there are those finer details about the Troll Hunter, such as that indifference to both the natural splendor of his everyday surroundings and the affections of an obviously smitten colleague, that also suggest some level of despondency. So it is fair to say this movie doesn’t feature any sizable growth for its characters; however, the namesake isn’t underwritten. No doubt, putting a real-life character like Otto Jespersen in that role is partly why Hans is so fascinating—maybe even relatable.

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Otto Jespersen as Hans the Troll Hunter.

There is always a small risk whenever using the termmockumentaryto describe a found-footage movie, as the word could imply humor where there is none. In the case of Troll Hunter, the term’s usage is appropriate. Some folks have claimed the English-dubbed version has the more comedic tone, however, the Norwegian cut isn’t exactly humorless. Apart from the trolls’ absurd appearances, this is a movie where the characters nearly choke on the monsters’ farts, and Christians are like walking targets. Hans’ complete apathy towards everything is another cause of laughter. Overall, the comedy is intentionally dry and inconsistent. Unfunny, though? Absolutely not.

In a movie where endemic creatures are maltreated, as well as disavowed from living freely and peacefully, it’s hard not to notice the ecological message buried beneath the story. In addition to that is the unmistakable political satire. There is this whole business about intrusive and unsightly power lines—like trolls, they’re big blemishes on the land—that leads to what is perhaps the movie’s funniest moment. The scene in question is that one where certain electric lines, the ones secretly being used to keep the trolls at bay, go in a loop and don’t actually send power to any residents. Yet the monitors of said lines don’t find this at all weird. So it stands to reason that Øvredal was having a go at those who accept the government’s doings without question.

Looking past the fact that trolls aren’t actually real, this movie is an enlightening source of information. And not just for international audiences; Norwegians, too, get schooled about their homeland’s own mythology. It’s also evident from everything on screen that Øvredal and his crew were enthusiastic about the topic. The creature designs are the most indicative of that zeal; those imaginative yet myth-accurate manifestations are equally amusing and grotesque. One second you’re laughing at their phallic noses, the next you’re white-knuckling during a hairy sequence. Most surprisingly is how well the trolls’ visual effects hold up after fifteen years. It’s not all spotless, but on the whole, they remain impressive.

Vouching for a mockumentary about trolls isn’t easy, but those who do come around and give it a shot will more than likely be grateful for the recommendation. For Troll Hunter is a real find in that vast and varied genre we callfound footage.

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A bridge troll reaches up for food and finds Hans decked out in armor.

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