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Hellish Hags and Grisly Grandmas: Six Modern Horror Films Featuring Dangerous Older Women

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We’re accustomed to viewing the elderly as kind and benevolent. Perhaps they’re our diminutive granny still married to her landline or our chatty great aunt who’s obsessed with her garden. We make duty calls on Sundays and trust them to safeguard family traditions. They are pleasant, benign, and ultimately absent from the day to day bustle of everyday life.

But the horror genre knows better with sinister octogenarians hiding in plain sight. They may fool us with quaint sayings, rambling stories, and a slightly vacant smile, but they’re often just as devious as women half their age.

Karl R. Hearne’s The G. follows an extremely dangerous older lady.  Nicknamed “The G,” Ann Hunter (Dale Dickey) may seem feeble and frail, but when she’s forced into elder care by a devious thief, she has no problem taking justice into her own gnarled hands. Dickey stuns in this empowering role and follows an impressive line of murderous older women.

Here are six all-timers to revisit ahead of The G, which is now available on Digital.


X (2022)

The cast and crew of The Farmer’s Daughter, a low-budget porno film with artistic merit, run into trouble just moments after driving onto the Douglas’ farm. The elderly Howard (Stephen Ure) answers the door with a shotgun, demanding to know what producer Wayne (Martin Henderson) is doing on his property. He’s completely forgotten about their arrangement to rent the neighboring bunkhouse and believes Wayne to be a malicious intruder. But Howard is not the most destructive creature on the farm. His reclusive wife Pearl (Mia Goth) has a habit of feeding younger visitors to Theda, an elderly crocodile living in a nearby pond. She fixates on Maxine (Goth), the film’s enigmatic young star, remembering her own days of youthful grace. After watching a day of X-rated filming, this vicious old woman unleashes her bloody rage on the unlucky cast and crew, robbing them of the vitality that has now passed her by.


Drag Me to Hell (2009)

At first glance, Mrs. Ganush (Lorna Raver) appears to be an elderly woman in need of help. Christine (Alison Lohman) first meets the Romani grandmother as she’s asking for another extension on her overdue mortgage. But hoping for a coveted promotion, Christine leaves the destitute woman begging for her help. Filled with rage and humiliation, Mrs. Ganush ambushes Christine in the parking lot, deploying an impressive array of bodily fluids. But she also saddles her victim with a hideous curse. As punishment for Christine’s cruelty, a demon known as the Lamia will torment her for three days before literally dragging her down into the depths of hell. Mrs. Ganush dies shortly after unleashing her revenge, forcing Christine to seek restitution from her decaying corpse. While a goat-headed demon may be the film’s overt villain, Mrs. Ganush is the story’s most frightening character.


The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014)

Most horror films featuring elderly women explore the horrors of an aging body, but Adam Robitel’s The Taking of Deborah Logan shows the terror and frustration of an aging mind. Deborah Logan (Jill Larson) was once a headstrong single mother and vital member of her small community, but now an aggressive form of Alzheimer’s disease has left her incapable of living on her own. She and her daughter Sarah (Anne Ramsay) have agreed to participate in a documentary chronicling the daily reality of living with dementia, but they quickly find Deborah’s symptoms more extreme than expected. When Sarah uncovers a dark secret from her mother’s past she and documentarian Mia (Michelle Ang) begin to suspect a more sinister cause. It seems the spirit of a long-dead serial killer has been waiting for an opportunity to hijack Deborah’s body in order to finish his sinister plan. Adam Robitel’s film is both horrifying and heartbreaking, asking who we become when our mental faculties fail.


Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)

Though most of the Paranormal Activity franchise centers on youth, an elderly villain emerges in the series’ third chapter. VHS tapes transport us back to 1988 where an invisible entity terrorizes a suburban home. Videographer Dennis (Christopher Nicholas Smith) tries to convince his girlfriend Julie (Lauren Bittner) that the imaginary friend her younger daughter Kristi (Jessica Tyler Brown) has been playing with is actually a demon raised by a coven of witches. When the haunting grows to frightening levels, Kristi submits to Toby’s demands and asks to be taken to her grandmother’s house. But Grandma Lois (Hallie Foote) is not the protective port in the storm that Julie had hoped. Late at night, Dennis awakens to strange sounds wafting through the darkened house and occult symbology decorating the walls. Lois and her coven are responsible for summoning the demon and plan to offer Kristi up as his bride. Directors Henry Joost and Ariel Schulman use period-appropriate techniques to create the franchise’s most frightening entry while positioning a dangerous older woman as the true source of terror.


The Visit (2015)

Most teens think the worst thing that can happen on a week-long trip to their grandparents’ house is missed social opportunities or interminable boredom. But Tyler (Ed Oxenbould) and Becca (Olivia DeJonge) can’t wait to meet their mother’s estranged parents and learn more about this part of their past. With their mother away on a cruise, amatuer documentarian Becca plans to chronicle the visit for a film exploring her family tree. However, her grandparents have a few strange house rules. The siblings must not leave their rooms after 9:30 PM and under no circumstances should they go into the basement. After dark, Nana (Deanna Dunagan) begins exhibiting strange behavior while Pop Pop (Peter McRobbie) stashes soiled diapers in the shed. Perhaps their doting grandparents are not the elderly saints they appear to be. M. Night Shyamalan’s film places horror in an old-fashioned home and suggests that no matter how innocent our grandparents may appear, they’re still capable of causing unthinkable harm.


The Skeleton Key (2005)

The Devereauxs are another elderly couple who prove that appearances are seldom what they seem. Caroline (Kate Hudson) is a hospice worker who takes a job providing round-the-clock care on a crumbling plantation in rural Louisiana. Ben Devereaux (John Hurt) has recently suffered a stroke and his wife Violet (Gena Rowlands) struggles to accept her own limitations. She will allow no mirrors in her beloved home and seems to bristle at Violet’s presence in her husband’s life. But when Violet’s behavior grows disturbing and strange, Caroline begins to suspect that this doting wife may be behind Ben’s deterioration. The discovery of hoodoo paraphernalia and an old record called “Conjure of Sacrifice” sends Caroline running for her life, but it might already be too late to escape. Iain Softley’s film is a southern gothic nightmare exploring the unique fear of finding yourself trapped in a powerless body.


The G, starring Dale Dickey, is in select theaters and available to watch at home today.

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Five of the Worst Night Shifts in Horror Movies

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Sam Raimi struggles on the night shift in Intruder

A luxury team-building trip descends into a bloody fight for survival against a vengeful retreat leader in Corporate Retreat, out today in theaters. It’s the latest entry in a cathartic subgenre of workplace horror that examines every harrowing aspect of job employment.

No job is safe from horror, either, from babysitting to even the most white-collar gigs. But if you work an overnight shift? All bets are off. Vengeful co-workers and bosses aside, the night shift is likely to come armed with witches, creatures, demons, and all manner of things that go bump in the night. Even deadly outbreaks. 

Corporate Retreat, along with these five horror movies centered around some of the worst night shifts, will make you glad the weekend has finally arrived.


The Autopsy of Jane Doe

Passenger director André Øvredal goes full throttle for the scares in this quiet little chiller that sees a father and son coroner team stumped over the bizarre mysteries contained within the body of an unidentified young woman during an unexpected night shift. Well-executed scares, clever twists, and earnest performances by Brian Cox and Emile Hirsch give this supernatural haunter serious heft. While the narrative bides its time unveiling the truth behind Jane Doe’s battered body, it’s heavily steeped in witchcraft. In other words, The Autopsy of Jane Doe presents a new take on the subgenre. More importantly, it’s seriously scary.


Cold Storage

Cold Storage

COLD STORAGE, StudioCanal 2023

A lethal, mutated fungus breaks free from confinement deep within the bowels of a storage facility. At the frontlines of the madness are Teacake (Stranger Things’ Joe Keery) and Naomi (Barbarian‘s Georgina Campbell), two employees thrust into the middle of the chaos when they investigate an alarm beeping somewhere deep within the building. Director Jonny Campbell (Netflix’s Dracula), working from a script by David Koepp based on his novel, helms the goopy madness with workman efficiency. This lighthearted, goopy horror comedy romp makes the deadly night shift a bit more bearable.


Graveyard Shift

Graveyard Shift follows new hire Hall (David Andrews) tasked by his mean boss Warwick (Stephen Macht) to assist with the insane rat infestation beneath their mill. They find something much most monstrous as the cause. Though the film was panned, it’s a fun creature feature with an always welcome appearance by Brad Dourif as the intensely eccentric exterminator. The film also opts for a happier ending, whereas (spoiler), the story sees both Hall and Warwick getting devoured by the mutated rats, the crew in the upstairs mill none the wiser.


Last Shift

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‘Last Shift’

Rookie Officer Jessica Loren (Juliana Harkavy) has been assigned to watch over a closing precinct on its final night of operationalone. With nearly everything already moved over to the new station, including rerouted 911 calls, it should be a pretty quiet night as she waits for a Hazmat team to arrive to remove biohazardous waste. Instead, it becomes a waking nightmare as she’s forced to deal with unsettling visitors. Last Shift, co-written by Scott Poiley and director Anthony DiBlasi, brings the scares.


Intruder

The overnight stock crew of a local grocery store finds themselves falling victim to an unseen killer in this highly infectious late ‘80s slasher. The deaths are delightfully gruesome and inventive; look for this killer to make excellent use of grocery store items as weapons. Frequent Raimi collaborator Scott Spiegel directed this bloody slasher, which means a lot of overlap with the Evil Dead II. That means putting Sam Raimi in front of the camera for a change, along with Ted Raimi and Evil Dead II’s Dan Hicks. Look for a cameo by Bruce Campbell as well! 


Corporate Retreat releases in theaters today; get tickets now.

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