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Random Funny: ‘True Blood’ in 60 Seconds, Lego ‘Jaws’, and a WTF Boom!
It’s hump day, which means this sucky week is only half over. We want to help you get through it with some random funny, four fun horror-themed goodies we’ve stumbled across over the post few days. Inside you’ll find a “True Blood” parody video that recaps the show in 60-seconds. You’ll also find a Lego reenactment of Jaws, a slew of incredible Stephen King-inspired minimalist posters, and a list from Cracked that features “7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)”. Don’t miss the big WTF boom for the biggest laugh. Enjoy!
TRUE BLOOD IN 60 SECONDS
LEGO JAWS
MINIMALIST STEPHEN KING
Click the poster below for a ton more Stephen King inspired art pieces from Nick Tassone and Rocket Park. You’ll find minimalist visions of Carrie, Pet Sematary, Misery, IT, Christine and many more!
WTF BOOM!
7 SCIENTIFIC REASONS A ZOMBIE OUTBREAK WOULD FAIL (QUICKLY)
“Let’s pretend for a moment that zombies are real (as if half of you weren’t already daydreaming about that very thing). Have you noticed how most zombie movies take place only after the apocalypse is in full-swing? By the time we join our survivors, the military and government are already wiped out, and none of the streets are safe.
There’s a reason the movie starts there, and not earlier. It’s because the early part, where we go from one zombie to millions, doesn’t make any sense. If you let the creeping buzzkill of logic into the zombie party, you realize the zombies would all be re-dead long before you even got a chance to fire up that chainsaw motorcycle you’ve been working on. Why?”
Sony returns to their own Marvel universe with the upcoming Kraven the Hunter, which has been bumped all over the release schedule. This week, it’s been bumped once more.
There was a time when Sony was going to unleash Kraven in theaters in October 2023, but the film was then bumped to August 2024. It’ll now release on December 13, 2024.
Kraven the Hunter will be the very first Marvel movie from Sony to be released into theaters with an “R” rating, with lots of bloody violence being promised.
Aaron Taylor-Johnson stars as the title character, Marvel’s ultimate predator.
“Kraven the Hunter is the visceral story about how and why one of Marvel’s most iconic villains came to be. Set before his notorious vendetta with Spider-Man, Aaron Taylor-Johnson stars as the titular character in the R-rated film.”
Ariana DeBose will play Calypso in the upcoming Kraven the Hunter movie.
Christopher Abbott (Possessor) is playing The Foreigner, with Levi Miller (Better Watch Out) also on board. Alessandro Nivola (The Many Saints of Newark) will play another villain, but character details are under wraps. Russell Crowe and Fred Hechinger also star.
J.C. Chandor (A Most Violent Year) is directing Kraven the Hunter.
The screenplay was written by Art Marcum & Matt Holloway and Richard Wenk.
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