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‘Jurassic Park’ Hilariously Spoofed As a Disneynature Documentary

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The Disneynature documentaries are huge hits not only because they feature a rare up close and personal look into the lives of random cute animals, but they tailor a story to them, and find a way to generically relate it to every single human being on planet Earth.

Mashable brilliantly imagines Steven Spielberg’s Jurassic Park films as a Disneynature release, editing together footage of various Velociraptors into the story of Littletail…

“Be there for her birth. Watch as she takes her first steps. And follow her journey as she discovers the world,” states the narrator.

This trailer has it all, from “love” to “wonder,” “struggle,” “danger,” and “joy.” I want to see this movie.

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Spirit Halloween Now Selling a Fog-Spewing Replica of the Atomic Ray Gun from ‘Mars Attacks’!

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After releasing a 6-foot tall Martian Warrior animatronic last year, Spirit Halloween is back this year with another brand new item for fans of the Mars Attacks trading cards/movie.

Straight from the cult-classic Mars Attacks, and now up for grabs this week, the officially licensed Atomic Ray Gun prop features functioning fog, intergalactic lights and sound!

The Atomic Ray Gun also comes with a black-light-activated collectible poster.

Spirit Halloween previews, “The Martians have returned to cause complete mayhem this Halloween! Did we mention they’re armed? Prepare yourself for the Martian invasion this Halloween by strapping yourself up with this officially licensed Mars Attacks Atomic Ray Gun. This atomic ray gun prop is just like the one the Martians use to vaporize any humans that get in their way of global destruction. You’ll be equipped to survive any Martian attack once you get your hands on it for yourself.

“Using the included refillable water tank, you can refill your weapon of destruction whenever you’re getting low on juice. Featuring intergalactic sounds along with a blue LED light-up barrel, and a green LED light-up nozzle that shoots actual fog mist when turned on, this officially licensed fog gun is perfect for fans to show off their fandom for Mars Attacks this Halloween.”

You can grab yours today for $129.99 over on Spirit Halloween’s website.

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