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Today Marks the Arrival of Fall! How Are You Celebrating?

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Today officially marks the first day of Fall, the wonderful third season where the leaves change colors and fall to the ground, where rainy days are ever approaching, where the morning air gets crisper and the evenings require a jacket. Well, all of this is true if you live in the right region. Otherwise, enjoy your lack of seasons!

I love Fall. I love seasons in general but this one is easily my favorite. The days are warm enough that you can get by wearing a long sleeve shirt (or, my personal favorite, a hoodie) while in the evenings you get to put on something that’s potentially a bit more stylish. For example, I’ve got a leather jacket that I am just dying to put on with regular frequency. Then there are the rainstorms where I stay inside, looking out a window while drinking a cup of tea. On particularly chilly evenings, I wrap myself in a blanket (you know, those really soft ones that you get at Target or some place like that) and read a book or watch a spooky movie. It’s basically the season where I feel the most comfortable and at home.

I know that for many of my friends, the arrival of Fall is a turning point, a catalyst for them to activate several events so as to fully enjoy the season. That got me thinking that I’d like to know about you all, to know what you like to do when Fall hits. Maybe you have a yearly ritual? Maybe there’s something that you have been wanting to do for a while and this is the year you actually make it happen. Who knows? Not me and I want that to change.

Below are several examples of things I like to do during Fall. After you’re done reading through them, tell me some of your favorite activities in the comments!

Go to a cider mill

For me, one of the big moments that signifies the arrival of Fall is going to a cider mill and getting warm, fresh doughnuts with a cup of hot, spiced apple cider. I go to the Dexter Cider Mill because it’s become somewhat of a ritual. Also, the drive there is absolutely gorgeous because I take the road that has a river on the right and a forest on the left. It’s absolutely idyllic, stunningly picturesque, and I get to witness the various colors of leaves firsthand as they shift from gold to red to orange to brown.

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Start planning my Halloween

My Halloween parties are actually rather mild. I’m not one for having a ton of people over, loud music, a gigantic bowl of spiked punch with “floating eyes” and all that jazz. I’d much rather have a few people over, make some good food, open up a bottle or two of wine, and watch a couple of horror films. Oh, and I’ll have a bowl of candy for the various trick or treaters that come around.

As tame as this might sound, I really enjoy it because the Halloween atmosphere gives this event a certain quality that is missing from the rest of the year. There is an understanding that we want to be creeped out by the movies, that we want to enjoy and relish all things horror. Sure, we can do that any other night but this night is different and we all know it.

Start decorating

How cool is it to walk into your local grocery store and see the Halloween display laid out across several shelves? Witchy candles, antiqued (plastic) cauldrons, jack-o-lanterns with light-up eyes, bags of cobwebs, and more all signify that the next big holiday we’re all focused on is the creepiest night of the year. As for me, I always wait until November 1st when everything is on sale and then I stock up for next year.

That doesn’t mean I don’t have a stockpile of things ready for this year. And while I could talk about all the weird things I hang up or bring out of my kitchen, I want to talk about a new toy I recently got that I’m absolutely in love with.

Allow me to introduce to you the AtmosFX Holiday Digital Decorating Kit. Now, before I go into what it does, let me tell you about the company and what they do. Hopefully you’ve read my interview with Mike Dougherty, director of Trick ‘r Treat, who brought Sam back to life for AtmosFX? In short, the company makes digital decorations that you can play on your TV or run through a projector to blast on your wall or windows to make it seem like your place is haunted.

For many people, a projector is expensive and doesn’t seem worth the money. That’s precisely what I thought until I got my hands on this bundle, which includes a small, lightweight projector that has built-in speakers, tripod, remote control, and a window projection sheet that I can tape to my windows and broadcast the images onto. People, I was blown away. The menu system is kinda unintuitive and it’s a bit frustrating to get things up and running but once you do the appearance is just fantastic! I projected some ghosts and skeletons onto my window, went outside, and it looked AWESOME!

To be completely transparent, I was sent one of these units from AtmosFX but I promise you that my words are 100% honest. I love this kit, even though I wish the menu system was structured better, and I can’t wait to use it this Halloween season!

Go outside more

I don’t like going outside in the summer. I’m just not a person who enjoys being in a lot of heat. But when it’s Spring or Fall, I love going out into the real world. For Fall, there’s a certain smell in the air and a certain crackly feel to the wind that can’t be experienced when I’m inside. That’s why I like to go on long walks around my neighborhood and just soak in the season, cherishing every chilly moment.

Watch more horror movies

Look, I already watch a lot of horror movies on a regular basis. But many of those are watched because I have to. Either I’m writing a review or I’m doing an interview or I need to know about the movie so I can cover it fairly. But during Fall I like to watch horror movies just to have fun. I revisit many classics, like going through a John Carpenter marathon, or I go for a theme, such as the Universal Movie Monsters. Whatever it is, it’s always done by the seat of my pants, giving me the chance to enjoy horror the way I want to experience it.

Alright, those are some of the things that I do to really get in the Fall, and Halloween, mood. What about you? How do you usher in this season?

Managing editor/music guy/social media fella of Bloody-Disgusting

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Neon-Soaked Cult Classic ‘Vamp’ Starring Grace Jones Still Has Bite 40 Years Later

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Grace Jones and Dedee Pfeiffer in Vamp

College kids, strippers and vampires—those were Donald P. Borchers’ only requirements when he approached Richard Wenk about writing and directing a movie for New World Pictures. As requested, Wenk cooked up Vamp (1986), a tailor-made blend of the decade’s teen movie craze as well as its horror boom.

Grim and earnest stories were still very much a part of the ’80s horror landscape, yet Vamp is something of a comedy. One difference between it and, say, Saturday the 14th, though, is the former avoids using schtick. Wenk’s movie proves that horror comedies also don’t have to subtract thrills from their recipes. Of course, it takes a minute before reaching that point; college antics and culture shocks preface this one macabre misadventure.

Vamp‘s initial setup is apt for a typical college-set, sex-driven comedy; to bribe their way into a fraternity house, two pledges (Chris Makepeace, Robert Rusler) go looking for some adult entertainment. Without wasting time on any further exposition, the characters embark on an all-in-one-night trip that quickly detours into terror.

To procure their elusive MacGuffin—a stripper willing to gyrate for some frat boys—Keith (Makepeace) and AJ (Rusler), plus a third wheel named Duncan (Gedee Watanabe), trade the safety of their remote college campus for the seediness of some unnamed city. The setting is recognizably L.A. by day, but as soon as night falls, downtown, along with the characters, slips into a kind of surreal universe. Director of photography Elliot Davis gave this early entry on his prolific résumé an unusual yet distinctive look; that Mario Bava-esque, magenta-green lighting is omnipresent, so much so that it’s almost its own character. 

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Chris Makepeace and Robert Rusler in Vamp

The faint comparisons to Martin Scorsese’s After Hours are merited, although not just because of Vamp’s distinguishing nighttime aesthetic. Save for the primary characters, the supporting roles in Wenk’s movie are also quite colorful and transactional in their behavior. The difference here, though, is the additional urge to ruin Keith and his friends at every turn. Some of that harm is humorous and tolerable enough, whereas the moment Vamp dishes out its first fatality, it’s abundantly clear how this movie qualifies as horror.

Vamp falls into that category of horror movie that reveals its genre with a scream rather than a series of whispers. The opening scene can function as a hint of what lies ahead—things are not at all what they appear to be—but otherwise, Wenk is more than happy to hold off on the horror. When that time does come, though, it catches the viewer off guard. In addition to the pure shock value is that sudden decision to upend the movie’s foremost feature. Or so it would seem.

If afraid of major spoilage, those new to Vamp would be wise to stop reading here. There’s just no skirting around the fact that the central fellowship in this buddy movie hits a serious snag when AJ is killed. That development causes the story to become more of a “long, bad night” journey for Keith and his romantic interest. So while Wenk scores points for subverting expectations, there is also a touch of sadness in his decision. Because if Vamp does anything well, it’s making the characters likable.

Something that comes easily to Vamp—and other teen horror movies from this same era—is its ability to invent young characters worth caring about, or at the very least, are interesting and not so immediately off-putting. More impressive is how Wenk did all this without actually fleshing out those characters. Still and all, Keith and his kind are a grade above cookie-cutter, and in some cases, aren’t completely devoid of growth.

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Grace Jones in Vamp

Vamp appeals with an assorted cast of characters. No two are the same, nor are they operating on the same wavelength. The cinematically extroverted AJ, whose actor conveyed charm and vulnerability in near equal amounts, comes alive when he’s at his most undead. Makepeace then makes the chronically cautious Keith a sympathetic fellow, even as he’s more and more affected by the night’s bizarre events. Meanwhile, Duncan is indeed the designated loser of the whole bunch, but Watanabe still manages to humanize him. As a bonus, the role didn’t require him to pull a Long Duk Dong.

As for Dedee Pfeiffer, she is plain adorable as the mysterious After Dark server nicknamed “Amaretto”. She spends all night fixing her dress strap while at the same time trying to get Keith to remember how he knows her. As their offbeat romance grows, it becomes another highlight of this movie. Whether or not Pfeiffer’s character is really a vampire also creates some welcome tension in the story.

Like a lot of its contemporaries, Vamp went on to become a bit of a cult classic. That current status is determined by several factors, but without a doubt, the casting of Grace Jones is the most considerable. The image of her writhing on that unique-looking chair, a Keith Haring original, springs to mind whenever this movie is brought up.

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Chris Makepeace, Billy Drago and Paunita Nichols in Vamp

Prior to that first display of unequivocal horror, local vampire queen Katrina (Jones) took to the stage and delivered a strip show like no other. One would expect nothing less from that renowned model and performance artist. By now reports of Jones’ tardiness on set are no secret, yet it’s also hard to deny her commitment to the part of Katrina. It was, in fact, Jones who took charge of her character’s appearance—on top of Haring painting her body and that now-iconic chair, she had Andy Warhol handle her costuming. And not too many actors could seize a room’s attention without saying a single line of dialogue.

In 2022, Vamp received a retrospective novelization from Encyclopocalypse. This literary union of preexisting source material—Wenk’s original screenplay—and new ideas from author Christian Francis amounts to a more comprehensive visit to the After Dark Club. The basic story there is no different than what’s shown on screen; however, Francis gets creative with the characters’ origins and designs, and he enhances a number of key scenes.

The novelization expands on the urban and social decay of the main setting, and supplies a background for the After Dark Club. Sandy Baron’s character, Katrina’s emcee and familiar, is given ample motivation for sticking around; up until the fiery end, he is loyal to his friend and former business partnerSqueak, who looks like he wasfed through a combine harvester, and left as nothing more than a heap of mangled remains. Then there is Billy Drago’s character Snow, the leader of a street gang called The Dragons. His reason for menacing Keith and AJ is more altruistic than in the movie; he and his peers act tough to scare off any potential food for the vampires. 

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Lisa Lyon in Vamp

If not for all the backstories, Francis’ Vamp would be a hell of a lot shorter. Instead, this tie-in read dives into how AJ met Keith—the orphaned Anthony Joseph hailed from a broken home back in Brooklyn—and how their friendship flourished over the years. Keith’s archership is no longer just an assumed part of his entire being; it’s a confidence-building extracurricular for a boy who got picked on before coming into the protection of the new kid in town. These supplemental, in-depth looks at the protagonists, plus their close connection, are maybe unnecessary. The movie already did a fair and concise job of addressing their platonic intimacy without the need for flashbacks and insights, specifically in that scene where AJ lays it all out as he sacrifices himself.

Where the novelization gets off course is its approach to the minor characters. Intermittently backstorying the likes of Katrina’s indentured servants, Seko (Leila Hee Olsen) and Vlad (Brad Logan), ends up disturbing the flow of the writing. Was it absolutely essential that readers know Vlad was the Grand Duke of the House of Romanov, or how Snow’s accomplice Maven (Paunita Nichols) became so dentally challenged? No, not really. However, one’s mileage with these random biographies may vary.

The novelization is a more substantial experience, but for a movie like Vamp, less is more. And as plentiful as they are, it never simply coasts on its campy charms, either. The character work sits comfortably in that realm between cursory and meticulous, the script is sharper than first realized, and Greg Cannom’s vampire makeup is straightforward yet effective. Most of all, the movie didn’t squander its out-of-the-box concept. Richard Wenk made his vision of acomic nightmare in which just about anything that can go wrong doescome true, and it is very enjoyable.

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