What a time to be alive, eh?
This week, the officially licensed “Dutch,” a bourbon whiskey based on the original Predator, was put up for pre-order, with limited quantities available while supplies last.
Selling for $34.99 per bottle, “this whiskey will do more than cover you with mud, it will take you to a new level with its full-bodied flavor and hints of vanilla, coconut, and bergamont.“
The evocative official description reads, “Filling a glass, the aroma digs in like an Alabama tick. Knock, knock…this is quality. You take a sip, and the smooth taste takes you away on a chopper of blended flavors. Like a rescue team, not assassins. Another sip, and your mind wanders to exotic Val Verde, where the jungle comes alive and takes you on a journey filled with cold mud baths, waterfall diving, and trophy hunting. It makes Cambodia look like Kansas, but you want more, because your appetite for adventure is as big as a house.”
“This is Dutch Bourbon Whiskey. When you’re in a world of hurt, a sip of Ol’ Painless will have you saying, ‘I’m gonna have me some fun.’”
Grab a bottle over on DutchWhiskey.com and expect it in April 2019!
