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KFC Has Enlisted RoboCop as Their New Colonel and This is Not a Joke

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He once protected the streets of Detroit. Now he’s protecting KFC’s Secret Recipe.

These last couple years, KFC has enlisted the help of a revolving roster of different Colonel Sanders actors, which has to date included everyone from Reba McEntire to Jason Alexander. But the fast food chain’s latest Colonel, well, he’s quite unlike all the others.

Meet…Colonel RoboCop.

A series of bizarre commercials introduce the new Colonel, who has been brought on board not to fight crime but simply to protect KFC’s coveted secrets… by any means necessary.

It’s only February, but I think we’ve just hit Peak 2019.

Side note, this isn’t even the first time RoboCop has been a shill for fried chicken.

Writer in the horror community since 2008. Owns Eli Roth's prop corpse from Piranha 3D. Has three awesome cats. Still plays with toys.


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