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“The Walking Dead” Just Invited Us Behind Enemy Lines and Goddamn the Whisperers Are a Nightmare

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Samantha Morton Alpha

As far as villains on “The Walking Dead” are concerned, it’s pretty safe to say that none will ever make as memorable and horrifying an entrance as Negan did back in Season 6, brutally bashing in the brains of two beloved characters. But while Negan grows increasingly soft from his time spent behind bars at Alexandria, a new villain is giving him a run for his money.

Introduced a few episodes back, Oscar-winner Samantha Morton plays Alpha on “The Walking Dead,” the leader of the creepy group known as the Whisperers. Essentially, they shamble around undetected in the zombie-filled post-apocalypse by literally wearing zombie skins over their own faces, and last night’s ‘Guardians’ finally took us into their campgrounds.

Not surprisingly, the Whisperers don’t quite live the sophisticated lives that our heroes do, but rather they roam from place to place and set up makeshift camps along the way. ‘Guardians’ took us behind those enemy lines, so to speak, with Alpha bringing her reluctant daughter Lydia back home… along with an equally reluctant Henry, kidnapped while trying to save her.

Perhaps the biggest happening in ‘Guardians’ was that it introduced Beta (played by “Sons of Anarchy” star Ryan Hurst), the second-in-command to Morton’s Alpha. The imposing Beta, it would seem, is the muscle of the operation, doing as Alpha says and making sure that her orders are carried out by every single member of the clan. If not, well, they don’t last very long.

Showing us just how much of a ruthless leader Alpha really is – then again, she was totally cool with zombies feasting on one of the group’s own babies last week, so perhaps we already gathered such things – she gruesomely cut the head off of a young Whisperer woman who, along with her boyfriend, called her leadership into question. As it turns out, any member of the group can at any time “challenge” Alpha or Beta to become the next Alpha or Beta, but if this particular challenge was any indication, it’s hardly a fair fight to go after that title.

Incensed by the mere suggestion that she’s not a great leader, Alpha pulled some razor sharp piano wire out of her pocket and sliced the young detractor’s head clean off, making her boyfriend hold onto the severed head before stabbing him to death(!). Mind you, the moment hardly held the same weight as Negan bashing in Glenn’s head – after all, we had spent a long time with Glenn prior to that horrifying moment, but had only just met the girl who Alpha dispatched last night – but nevertheless it exposed the true horror of Alpha’s dominance.

Without a shred of humanity to spare, the soft-spoken Alpha – chillingly played by Morton – may be the most truly nightmarish, wholly irredeemable villain in the show’s history.

As a whole, the Whisperers are the scariest opposing faction to date, and ‘Guardians’ gave us a nice glimpse into what life is like for them out in the woods. Of particular note, we were shown precisely how they go about making their masks, which are indeed freshly removed from the skinned heads of zombies. Granted, this was already pretty clear, but actually seeing Beta skin the face off of a zombie and hang it out to dry was quite terrifying all the same. With their humanity so far gone, the Whisperers are at this point more monster than man.

Mostly, ‘Guardians’ set the stage for the fair at the Kingdom, with Michonne finally agreeing to send delegates on behalf of Alexandria. As readers of Robert Kirkman’s comics are aware, the fair is the setting for some pretty extreme horror, and the show is clearly building to that point for what is likely to be Season 9’s finale. Our heroes are unknowingly marching towards a terrible fate in the very near future, and the show has thus far done an incredibly good job at making the Whisperers a nightmarish threat the likes of which they’ve never quite seen.

What I’m saying is, “The Walking Dead” is pretty goddamn good again.

Writer in the horror community since 2008. Editor in Chief of Bloody Disgusting. Owns Eli Roth's prop corpse from Piranha 3D. Has four awesome cats. Still plays with toys.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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