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[TV Review] The First Ever “Thanksgiving of Horror” is a Holiday Highlight for “The Simpsons”

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“The Simpsons” mix things up and turn their horror sensibilities towards Thanksgiving in an anthology episode that’s both funny and frightening.

When you’ve been on television for over 30 years and turned out over 600 episodes, it’s not unusual to want to experiment with form and take some swings. In its more recent years, The Simpsons has attempted left turns like doing a conventional Halloween episode rather than purely a “Treehouse of Horror” episode. The Simpsons takes a similar risk here by turning Thanksgiving into another centerpiece for horror. There was once a time when this series treated Thanksgiving as a cathartic time for Bart to learn lessons about family, but we’re now at the opposite end of the spectrum. That being said, not only is “Thanksgiving of Horror” very funny, but as far as recent Simpsons episodes (and even “Treehouse of Horror” installments) are concerned, it’s a stronger entry in the series.

“Thanksgiving of Horror” very wryly begins in a moment of self-parody as it evokes the setting and atmosphere of the show’s earliest “Treehouse of Horror” efforts. Marge jokes about how the obligations and responsibilities of Thanksgiving can be a frightening thing, but her cursory warning that we now just generally live in dark times where everything is depressing and overwhelming does ring true. Make no mistake, this episode doesn’t try to tap into some deeper social commentary, but it does create a surprisingly poignant introduction to help segue into this anthology experiment when it just as easily could have done nothing at all.

Some of the later entries in the “Treehouse of Horror” series have lost their punch or embraced crazier ideas due to how there have been over two-dozen of these installments. Thankfully, “Thanksgiving of Horror” doesn’t suffer from this fatigue and manages to come up with some engaging stories that effectively balance silliness with slaughtering. This is perhaps best demonstrated in the episode’s first story, “A-Gobble-Ypto.” This is a tremendously bizarre idea that riffs on Mel Gibson’s battle epic, Apocalypto. The unique angle here is that the Simpson family and a good deal of Springfield become turkeys, while the rest of the town are rampaging pilgrims who are on the hunt during the very first Thanksgiving.

To this story’s credit, “A-Gobble-Ypto” plays out mostly without dialogue and is instead filled with the incessant warbles of turkeys. Just like in Apocalypto, all of this silliness is juxtaposed with abject carnage. It’s a little jarring to watch turkey versions of the Simpsons get their heads blown apart and become reduced to viscera. There are some especially brutal explosions here and a number of graphic beheadings, but it’s this heightened gore that helps make this story stand out. Also Helen Lovejoy’s, “Won’t somebody think of the Pilgrims?” makes this whole thing worthwhile.

The Fourth Thursday After Tomorrow” is perhaps the weakest of the three installments, but it does verge into what’s eerily the most plausible territory as it plays around with A.I. Homer gets Marge a virtual A.I. assistant for the kitchen, but what initially seems like an advantage soon turns into something more sinister. The episode builds off of the idea that systems like Alexa get to thoroughly learn who you are, yet this goes one step further where the A.I. inside Marge’s kitchen assistant is actually a tiny virtual version of her. This turns into a fascinating struggle where Marge is competing against herself as Homer becomes more drawn to this less complex and “easier” version of his wife. It raises some scary concerns about where technology is headed and it actually succeeds in being thoughtful with its resolution. It’s also just an exceptionally strong Marge story by all accounts.

The Last Thanksgiving” is the final entry in the episode and it shifts the focus to Bart, Lisa, and Springfield’s younger generation who wake up from their cryo-sleep on a space shuttle. “The Last Thanksgiving” initially feels like it might be playing around in Ender’s Game territory, but soon an innocent gesture to conjure the familiarity of a Thanksgiving dinner throws the crew of the ship in danger. “The Last Thanksgiving” is like a combination of both The Blob and Alien in the best possible ways. A gelatinous cylinder of cranberry sauce gains sentience and tries to steal the bones of everyone on board. The way in which this entity rips the bones out of its victims and reduces them to empty skin husks is genuinely disturbing. This manner of execution is much more upsetting than if it simply ate or murdered them. The way in which Martin pleasurably sacrifices himself to the growing mass is also particularly eerie.

“Thanksgiving of Horror” is absolutely one of the goriest and most graphic installments of The Simpsons, even in terms of their crazier non-canonical entries. In spite of the copious carnage and bloodshed that’s on display here, this oddly feels just as much like it’s a showcase for science fiction as it is for horror. Granted, previous “Treehouse of Horror” entries have included sci-fi in their larger umbrella for horror, but it almost feels like this is The Simpsons’ take on Black Mirror more than anything else. This is most rampant in the episode’s second installment, “The Fourth Thursday After Tomorrow,” which doesn’t try to hide these comparisons, but there’s a heavy sci-fi flair in the final story, too. This isn’t a negative thing, but if there are future “Thanksgiving of Horror” entries it should be interesting to see which genre it skews towards more.

“Thanksgiving of Horror” is a wonderfully fun installment of The Simpsons that is worth checking out even if you’ve been sleeping on the series for the better part of a decade. Dan Vebber, one of the stronger writers of both Futurama and The Simpsons is responsible for the episode’s script and he gives it his all here. It’s an entertaining episode that would make a fine addition to anyone’s Thanksgiving (or Halloween) viewing lists. There’s such an obvious amount of love and joy that went into this production; one of the best little touches is that all of the crew names in the credits are changed to food puns, rather than the spooky ones that are done for Halloween.

It’s unclear if “Thanksgiving of Horror” will remain a one-off fluke or if The Simpsons will attempt “Christmas of Horror” or “Mother’s Day of Horror” in the future. However, this endeavor is enough of a success and the material feels different enough from their Halloween fare that it will hopefully turn into a tradition for The Simpsons. More annual excuses for horror is never a bad thing.

Daniel Kurland is a freelance writer, comedian, and critic, whose work can be read on Splitsider, Bloody Disgusting, Den of Geek, ScreenRant, and across the Internet. Daniel knows that "Psycho II" is better than the original and that the last season of "The X-Files" doesn't deserve the bile that it conjures. If you want a drink thrown in your face, talk to him about "Silent Night, Deadly Night Part II," but he'll always happily talk about the "Puppet Master" franchise. The owls are not what they seem.

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“AHS: Delicate” Review – “Little Gold Man” Mixes Oscar Fever & Baby Fever into the Perfect Product

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‘AHS: Delicate’ enters early labor with a fun, frenzied episode that finds the perfect tone and goes for broke as its water breaks.

“I’ll figure it out. Women always do.”

American Horror Story is no stranger to remixing real-life history with ludicrous, heightened Murphy-isms, whether it’s AHS: 1984’s incorporation of Richard Ramirez, AHS: Cult’s use of Valerie Solanas, or AHS: Coven’s prominent role for the Axeman of New Orleans. Accordingly, it’s very much par for the course for AHS: Delicate to riff on other pop culture touchstones and infinitely warp them to its wicked whims. That being said, it takes real guts to do a postmodern feminist version of Rosemary’s Baby and then actually put Mia Farrow – while she’s filming Rosemary’s Baby, no less – into the narrative. This is the type of gonzo bullshit that I want out of American Horror Story! Sharon Tate even shows up for a minute because why the hell not? Make no mistake, this is completely absurd, but the right kind of campy absurdity that’s consistently been in American Horror Story’s wheelhouse since its inception. It’s a wild introduction that sets up an Oscar-centric AHS: Delicate episode for success. “Little Gold Man” is a chaotic episode that’s worth its weight in gold and starts to bring this contentious season home. 

It’d be one thing if “Little Gold Man” just featured a brief detour to 1967 so that this season of pregnancy horror could cross off Rosemary’s Baby from its checklist. AHS: Delicate gets more ambitious with its revisionist history and goes so far as to say that Mia Farrow and Anna Victoria Alcott are similarly plagued. “Little Gold Man” intentionally gives Frank Sinatra dialogue that’s basically verbatim from Dex Harding Sr., which indicates that this demonic curse has been ruffling Hollywood’s feathers for the better part of a century. Anna Victoria Alcott’s Oscar-nominated feature film, The Auteur, is evidently no different than Rosemary’s Baby. It’s merely Satanic forces’ latest attempt to cultivate the “perfect product.” “Little Gold Man” even implies that the only reason that Mia Farrow didn’t go on to make waves at the 1969 Academy Awards and ends up with her twisted lot in life is because she couldn’t properly commit to Siobhan’s scheme, unlike Anna.

This is easily one of American Horror Story’s more ridiculous cold opens, but there’s a lot of love for the horror genre and Hollywood that pumps through its veins. If Hollywood needs to be a part of AHS: Delicate’s story then this is actually the perfect connective tissue. On that note, Claire DeJean plays Sharon Tate in “Little Gold Man” and does fine work with the brief scene. However, it would have been a nice, subtle nod of continuity if AHS: Delicate brought back Rachel Roberts who previously portrayed Tate in AHS: Cult. “Little Gold Man” still makes its point and to echo a famous line from Jennifer Lynch’s father’s television masterpiece: “It is happening again.”

“Little Gold Man” is rich in sequences where Anna just rides the waves of success and enjoys her blossoming fame. She feels empowered and begins to finally take control of her life, rather than let it push her around and get under her skin like a gestating fetus. Anna’s success coincides with a colossal exposition dump from Tavi Gevinson’s Cora, a character who’s been absent for so long that we were all seemingly meant to forget that she was ever someone who was supposed to be significant. Cora has apparently been the one pulling many of Anna’s strings all along as she goes Single White Female, rather than Anna having a case of Repulsion. It’s an explanation that oddly works and feeds into the episode’s more general message of dreams becoming nightmares. Cora continuing to stay aligned with Dr. Hill because she has student loans is also somehow, tragically the perfect explanation for her abhorrent behavior. It’s not the most outlandish series of events in an episode that also briefly gives Anna alligator legs and makes Emma Roberts and Kim Kardashian kiss.

American Horror Story Season 12 Episode 8 Cora In Cloak

“Little Gold Man” often feels like it hits the fast-forward button as it delivers more answers, much in the same vein as last week’s “Ava Hestia.” These episodes are two sides of the same coin and it’s surely no coincidence that they’re both directed by Jennifer Lynch. This season has benefitted from being entirely written by Halley Feiffer – a first for the series – but it’s unfortunate that Lynch couldn’t direct every episode of AHS: Delicate instead of just four out of nine entries. That’s not to say that a version of this season that was unilaterally directed by Lynch would have been without its issues. However, it’s likely that there’d be a better sense of synergy across the season with fewer redundancies. She’s responsible for the best episodes of AHS: Delicate and it’s a disappointment that she won’t be the one who closes the season out in next week’s finale.

To this point, “Little Gold Man” utilizes immaculate pacing that helps this episode breeze by. Anna’s Oscar nomination and the awards ceremony are in the same episode, whereas it feels like “Part 1” of the season would have spaced these events out over four or five episodes. This frenzied tempo works in “Little Gold Man’s” favor as AHS: Delicate speed-runs to its finish instead of getting lost in laborious plotting and unnecessary storytelling. This is how the entire season should have been. Although it’s also worth pointing out that this is by far the shortest episode of American Horror Story to date at only 34 minutes. It’s a shame that the season’s strongest entries have also been the ones with the least amount of content. There could have been a whole other act to “Little Gold Man,” or at the least, a substantially longer cold open that got more out of its Mia Farrow mayhem. 

“Little Gold Man” is an American Horror Story episode that does everything right, but is still forced to contend with three-quarters of a subpar season. “Part 2” of AHS: Delicate actually helps the season’s first five episodes shine brighter in retrospect and this will definitely be a season that benefits from one long binge that doesn’t have a six-month break in the middle. Unfortunately, anyone who’s already watched it once will likely not feel compelled to experience these labor pains a second time over. With one episode to go and Anna’s potential demon offspring ready to greet the world, AHS: Delicate is poised to deliver one hell of a finale.

Although, to paraphrase Frank Sinatra, “How do you expect to be a good conclusion if this is what you’re chasing?” 

4 out of 5 skulls

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